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SuicideFuel The things I would do if I got a gf

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sneed (not chuck)

sneed (not chuck)

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  • leave this forum FOREVER
  • stop playing unhealthy levels of video games
  • stop buying Pokemon cards obsessively
  • stop taking antidepressants and anti-anxiety medication
  • never coom to porn again
  • stop crying at night
  • stop having anxiety about my height
  • stop having endless stress and anxiety about whether to fuck a hooker or buy a sex doll or find a way to castrate myself
  • stop avoiding media with couples and romance
  • never mention a word about the blackpill EVER again
  • words like ascend, normie, chad, stacey, SMV, mog, currycel etc would be completely erased from my vocabulary
  • get rid of all my legos, stuffed animals, and get adult bedsheets
  • walk with my head held high in public
  • no more suicidal thoughts, suicidal ideation
  • mend my relationship with my father
  • throw away every razor and never self-harm again
  • live a life of meaning as I focus on starting a family
 
I would still be a doomer about other things but more optimistic about my personal life.
 
  • leave this forum FOREVER
  • stop playing unhealthy levels of video games
  • stop buying Pokemon cards obsessively
  • stop taking antidepressants and anti-anxiety medication
  • never coom to porn again
  • stop crying at night
  • stop having anxiety about my height
  • stop having endless stress and anxiety about whether to fuck a hooker or buy a sex doll or find a way to castrate myself
  • stop avoiding media with couples and romance
  • never mention a word about the blackpill EVER again
  • words like ascend, normie, chad, stacey, SMV, mog, currycel etc would be completely erased from my vocabulary
  • get rid of all my legos, stuffed animals, and get adult bedsheets
  • walk with my head held high in public
  • no more suicidal thoughts, suicidal ideation
  • mend my relationship with my father
  • throw away every razor and never self-harm again
  • live a life of meaning as I focus on starting a family
So betray the whole forum and all your former friends? Got it, Your just like a chad, GET BANNED!

@TheProphetMuscle Agree?
 
agree, too bad this deal never has been and never will be on offer
 
  • leave this forum FOREVER
  • stop playing unhealthy levels of video games
  • stop buying Pokemon cards obsessively
  • stop taking antidepressants and anti-anxiety medication
  • never coom to porn again
  • stop crying at night
  • stop having anxiety about my height
  • stop having endless stress and anxiety about whether to fuck a hooker or buy a sex doll or find a way to castrate myself
  • stop avoiding media with couples and romance
  • never mention a word about the blackpill EVER again
  • words like ascend, normie, chad, stacey, SMV, mog, currycel etc would be completely erased from my vocabulary
  • get rid of all my legos, stuffed animals, and get adult bedsheets
  • walk with my head held high in public
  • no more suicidal thoughts, suicidal ideation
  • mend my relationship with my father
  • throw away every razor and never self-harm again
  • live a life of meaning as I focus on starting a family
why even bother writing this shit boyo?
with your height ascension its impossible
 
Keep dreaming
 
the only way this "deal" could be made is by talking to normies who rejected you from even being a friend, and asking them to accept you

kinda lolling imaginging talking to the tough guys in middle school or highschool "uhhh guyth, please guyth, start respecting me now, i will be the best person in the world, you just need to respect me and be my friends so i can get a gf, then i will be the best most helpful person ever guyth. believe me."

rofl
 
So betray the whole forum and all your former friends? Got it, Your just like a chad, GET BANNED!

@TheProphetMuscle Agree?
I would have to leave if I ascended. Why would I continue hanging on to the bitter blackpill?

why even bother writing this shit boyo?
with your height ascension its impossible
living a good life is a genetic privilege :feelsrope:
 
Getting a girlfriend doesn't change the fact that foids are foids. She will eventually fuck you over and you'll end up back here with us.
 
  • leave this forum FOREVER
  • stop playing unhealthy levels of video games
  • stop buying Pokemon cards obsessively
  • stop taking antidepressants and anti-anxiety medication
  • never coom to porn again
  • stop crying at night
  • stop having anxiety about my height
  • stop having endless stress and anxiety about whether to fuck a hooker or buy a sex doll or find a way to castrate myself
  • stop avoiding media with couples and romance
  • never mention a word about the blackpill EVER again
  • words like ascend, normie, chad, stacey, SMV, mog, currycel etc would be completely erased from my vocabulary
  • get rid of all my legos, stuffed animals, and get adult bedsheets
  • walk with my head held high in public
  • no more suicidal thoughts, suicidal ideation
  • mend my relationship with my father
  • throw away every razor and never self-harm again
  • live a life of meaning as I focus on starting a family

bateman-patrick.gif
 
I feel like that's all it really takes for the vast majority of men with depression. And by depression I mean real depression not the bullshit normalfag depression where they're just being spoiled little brats who don't appreciate the things that they have like friends, family, a loving gf etc.
 

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