DoomThreeKoala
Autism is a cruel disease.
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[Disclaimer: I'm not actually Jewish. I just thought the theming was hilarious. More of a shitpost than anything else.]
Shalom, goyim.
I tried deactivating an Omnipod 5, but the controller I used ran out of battery while doing it. When I woke it up, it had acted like the deactivation was successful, so I moved on with my life.
Unfortunately, the pod started continuous beeping. So, action was necessary.
I pulled out one of the filling syringes, and stabbed it directly into a section of the Omnipod. The beeping immediately stopped, indicating the circuit had been cut. Operation Brit Sheket was successful. The pod had been circumcised.
I plan on rolling this out with all future Omnipods I use.
Shalom, goyim.
I tried deactivating an Omnipod 5, but the controller I used ran out of battery while doing it. When I woke it up, it had acted like the deactivation was successful, so I moved on with my life.
Unfortunately, the pod started continuous beeping. So, action was necessary.
I pulled out one of the filling syringes, and stabbed it directly into a section of the Omnipod. The beeping immediately stopped, indicating the circuit had been cut. Operation Brit Sheket was successful. The pod had been circumcised.
I plan on rolling this out with all future Omnipods I use.





