The switch 2 is ass

[God's Lonely Man]

The switch 2 is by far Nintendo's laziest console. It is a glorified refresh of the switch that already has outdated hardware. Not to mention the lack luster exclusives available. I mean seriously, another mario kart !?
Wait goys, b-b-but it's heckin' open world like jewza horizon!
The new donkey Kong is just a button mashing simulator for tik tok addicted, brainrotted, ADHD, dopamine overloaded retarded niggers. Wowzers! I can destroy the entire frikkin' level in a platformer! Kind of defeats the whole point of a platformer no!?

It's ovER for Nintendocels.

 

[Sike]

Give it a couple years and the only thing the switch will be good for is modding just like the 3ds.

 

[V c z s q e]

PC gaming and Nintendo both died this year. You don't own shit and have fun doxing yourself to play games soon.

 

[Ramiel]

Nobody besides people with too much money and soys are gonna buy the console.

I feel like this generation for Nintendo is gonna be a dud

 

[God's Lonely Man]

Give it a couple years and the only thing the switch will be good for is modding just like the 3ds.

Bro nintendo is so fucking stingy when it comes to modding.
If nintendo made the switch 2 easily compatible with Linux/windows and gave everyone the ability to easily develop games for the console then that would be amazing.
Sadly they're greedy dickheads.

 

[quizzity]

Give it a couple years and the only thing the switch will be good for is modding just like the 3ds.

I literally have a 3DS for playing Dragon Quests

 

[Sike]

Bro nintendo is so fucking stingy when it comes to modding.
If nintendo made the switch 2 easily compatible with Linux/windows and gave everyone the ability to easily develop games for the console then that would be amazing.
Sadly they're greedy dickheads.

I'm pretty sure nintendo made it easy for people to develop games for the switch and that was one of the biggest selling points to game studios? Also, they ran into quality control issues because of this but eh, what do i know.

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

Give it a couple years and the only thing the switch will be good for is modding just like the 3ds.

Dont you dare compare the switch to a legend like the 3DS

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

I literally have a 3DS for playing Dragon Quests

mogs me, mine died 4 years ago and wasnt even 10 years old

 

[God's Lonely Man]

I'm pretty sure nintendo made it easy for people to develop games for the switch and that was one of the biggest selling points to game studios? Also, they ran into quality control issues because of this but eh, what do i know.

Yeah develop Visual novel slop
No actual good indi games were ever made exclusive to the switch aside from brimstone Visual novels and jrpgs.

 

[DPRKcel]

The switch 2 is by far Nintendo's laziest console. It is a glorified refresh of the switch that already has outdated hardware. Not to mention the lack luster exclusives available. I mean seriously, another mario kart !?

The same thing can be said about the Wii being an overclocked gamecube, the Wii U being an underpowered and overpriced piece of shit and the Shitch being an underpowered and ovepriced tablet full of Wii U ports and rehashes of older titles.
The truth is Nintendo has never been good and you're paying maximum price for minimum effort if you get into their ecosystem.

Wait goys, b-b-but it's heckin' open world like jewza horizon!
The new donkey Kong is just a button mashing simulator for tik tok addicted, brainrotted, ADHD, dopamine overloaded retarded niggers.

100% Correct and MKW is open world solely because copying ubislop worked for their Zelda games

Wowzers! I can destroy the entire frikkin' level in a platformer! Kind of defeats the whole point of a platformer no!?
It's ovER for Nintendocels.

It's crazy how there's a huge contrast between the new feature of the launch game being having almost 0 gameplay in the open world and the next one having button mashing gameplay 24/7. It's like the japanese jews at nintendo have no ideas or know how to make a good game so they copy industry trends

 

[starystulejarz]

Hardware is vastly superior than Steam Deck so it's more than fine (PS4 tier and with DLSS it's closer to PS4 Pro than further), biggest issue is that it has lazy devs that don't want to optimize so Donkey Kong drops below 60fps and that there are no OLED screen just shitty LCD.

 

[starystulejarz]

Wait goys, b-b-but it's heckin' open world like jewza horizon!

Jewza at least has hundreds of cars to drive while Mario kart has just 40 karts/bikes.

 

[God's Lonely Man]

Jewza at least has hundreds of cars to drive while Mario kart has just 40 karts/bikes.View attachment 1509639

Yeah i remember jewza horizon 4 (last one i played) had tons of niche cars.

 

[WiZardTheGrAY]

I’ve been playing NES classic and it is sad to see how far Nintendo has fallen from making purely fun games.