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LifeFuel The story of Eddie Van Halen

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I just read the wikipedia page of Eddie Van Halen. It is lifeful tbh.
He was born as a mixed-race kid of a Dutch father and a woman from the East Indies.
According to blackpill theory this combination meant that his dad was unattractive and that the combination of the races would result in an incel.
As a matter of fact, he did have quite incel beginnings to his life.
His family had to move out of the Netherlands because the Dutch didn't approve the mixed-race union.
He moved to the US and was further bullied, largely in part due to his almost-incel appearance.

Despite all this he became one of the best guitarists in the history of the world.
He eventually had one kid, a son, with an actress.
The kid also looks quite incel but I read online that he was able to ascend with a hot foid due to his dad's legacy.
Based Van Halen!

Article with picture of young Van Halen:

Article of son and gf:
 
A rockstar in the 70s has had sex at least once jfl
 
Just be born with talent theory
 
He doesn’t look mixed race at all. He looks completely white.
 
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I see he inherited her mother's goblina height :lul:
 
He doesn’t look mixed race at all. He looks completely white.
His nose, his eyes, jawline, and slightly his skin tone would definitely be enough to throw off a white foid's personality detector.
 

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