RageFuel The reason I am incel is cause Saturn is in my astrological birth chart.

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If saturn is in your chart you will get fucked in every way. Looks, money and status. Thats why my life is bad in every single way.
 
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Foid tier IQ tbh.
 
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Brutal astrology cope, I think I have saturn too, someone told me.
 
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Saturn steals jaws from little boys in the womb.
 
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RollD20 said:
Brutal astrology cope, I think I have saturn too, someone told me.

Fuck of you retard just look at leonardo dicaprios and justin biebers charts. They have the perfert astrological chart to be successful.
 
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Justice said:
Fuck of you retard just look at leonardo dicaprios and justin biebers charts. They have the perfert astrological chart to be successful.
facts fuck the blackpill
 
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Justice said:
Fuck of you retard just look at leonardo dicaprios and justin biebers charts. They have the perfert astrological chart to be successful.
Why so mad. I agreed with you.
 
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Justice said:
Fuck of you retard just look at leonardo dicaprios and justin biebers charts. They have the perfert astrological chart to be successful.

I thought you were trolling. Astrology is bullshit.
 
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RollD20 said:
Why so mad. I agreed with you.

Cause you're saying its cope. There is something to it especially saturn.
Legendarywristcel said:
I thought you were trolling. Astrology is bullshit.

It's not a troll. How the planets are aligned at the time of your birth dictate how your life will go.
 
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Justice said:
Cause you're saying its cope. There is something to it especially saturn.
Yes I was told this, both my parents have it too apparently. Its why they were always borderline broke when we grew up compared to my cousins.
Or so they say, I dunno.
 
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Well i guess its over for saturncels
 
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Wonder what mine is
 
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My dominant planet is venus in my natal chart, it means I'm supposed be attractive but am I actually? It's all cope.
 
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RollD20 said:
Yes I was told this, both my parents have it too apparently. Its why they were always borderline broke when we grew up compared to my cousins.
Or so they say, I dunno.

Non of my parents have it and I had to be the unlucky one to have it
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My dominant planet is venus in my natal chart, it means I'm supposed be attractive but am I actually? It's all cope.

You need to see where all the planets are in your birth date
 
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good copypasta material
 
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Justice said:
It's not a troll. How the planets are aligned at the time of your birth dictate how your life will go
:lul:
 
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I have Saturn too, it's over buddyboyo
Justice said:
If saturn is in your chart you will get fucked in every way. Looks, money and status. Thats why my life is bad in every single way.
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Justice said:
Fuck of you retard just look at leonardo dicaprios and justin biebers charts. They have the perfert astrological chart to be successful.

its called a fucking coincidence, it doesnt hold any value. Theres thousands of chads born every month jfl at this cope
 
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I bet my Moon in Taurus played a role in my rejections...
 
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based_meme said:
JFL looking at that was funnier than reading the original post on this thread.
 
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I'm sorry for the brain damage you have suffered due to inceldom.
 
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Justice said:
If saturn is in your chart you will get fucked in every way. Looks, money and status. Thats why my life is bad in every single way.
Well mine say I would be successful, must be at being a anti-social creep
 
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your personality said:
JFL looking at that was funnier than reading the original post on this thread.

:feelskek:

There is something peculiarly funny about going from a laughing outburst to complete deadpan.
 
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This is why I hate GrAYcels
 
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Justice said:
If saturn is in your chart you will get fucked in every way. Looks, money and status. Thats why my life is bad in every single way.
Low IQ
Saturn is in everyone's birth chart.
Learn astrology FULLY.
 
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Astrology at face value is silly.

8 billion people and you can only have 12 different kind of days?

Stupid as fuck.
 
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this must be some shitty bait thread
 
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Justice said:
If saturn is in your chart you will get fucked in every way. Looks, money and status. Thats why my life is bad in every single way.
I got mars.Is there hope for me
 
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