Serious The only way for a shortcel to ascend?

[incelerated]

By being NT. And luck of course. Luck is the only thing that matters.

 

[edgelordcel]

Fame and being frame mogger and face mogger

 

[Bianor]

How short are we talking about @Fat Link ?

6’3”

 

[Profligate]

Cutemaxxing and then chatting up teenage girls if it's legal in your country.

This will only work if you have good hair genetics and at least average looking face. Also you need to be NT

 

[Uninvited]

By climbing a tree with a rope around our neck

 

[faded]

Grape

 

[Da_Yunez]

The issue suddenly fascinated me so I thought I’d make a poll about it.

Suicide

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Fame maxxing for sure. There's quite a few short famous guys. Lil wayne etc

 

[Puppeter]

the only way for a shortcel to ascend is with a noose.

 

[Babylon Oh Babalyon]

Rape

 

[Gokubro]

The only way for a so called "shortcel" (so an incel) to ascend is believing in Christ, and hoping for ascension into Heaven.