The only memory I have of touching a toilet was back in Elementary school.

[Old Ironsides]

A random memory lost in my long term memories from long ago resurfaced after watching a video.

I happened to see a video of my elementary school and a tradition that has apparently stuck many years after I left the school. It was customary for every grade year to do an end of the year dance with their class. Which one included the Maypole Dance, a Swiss dance.
I remember you had to walk out onto the pavilion holding hands with opposite gender as that is your partner (girls take a bright vibrant color, males a darker color iirc). I remember I got lucky and got assigned to one of my many crushes who was a Vietnamese smart girl.
I can remember the tingles and sweats I had touching her hand, mang.
Young 8 year old inkwell me, getting to hold the hand of a toilet. I remember being too scared that I was too sweaty.


But this was the last time over 15+ years ago that I have touched a women or really talked to them outside of professional/business conversation. I've tried but I just end up being too nervous because they know I'm so fucking ugly as a nigger to the point where I've pissed myself in front of them. Autism is a bitch!

I belong in a damn asylum where I can peacefully rope.

 

[FuckYou]

Same. It was even more long ago for me. It was a similar dance type of thing we had to do for some reason.

 

[ColderManTruce]

Moga me

 

[endoftheskies]

A random memory lost in my long term memories from long ago resurfaced after watching a video.

I happened to see a video of my elementary school and a tradition that has apparently stuck many years after I left the school. It was customary for every grade year to do an end of the year dance with their class. Which one included the Maypole Dance, a Swiss dance.
I remember you had to walk out onto the pavilion holding hands with opposite gender as that is your partner (girls take a bright vibrant color, males a darker color iirc). I remember I got lucky and got assigned to one of my many crushes who was a Vietnamese smart girl.
I can remember the tingles and sweats I had touching her hand, mang.
Young 8 year old inkwell me, getting to hold the hand of a toilet. I remember being too scared that I was too sweaty.


But this was the last time over 15+ years ago that I have touched a women or really talked to them outside of professional/business conversation. I've tried but I just end up being too nervous because they know I'm so fucking ugly as a nigger to the point where I've pissed myself in front of them. Autism is a bitch!

I belong in a damn asylum where I can peacefully rope.

i had to do an simliar thing in like elementary school but i got assigned an man

 

[Rapistcel]

A random memory lost in my long term memories from long ago resurfaced after watching a video.

I happened to see a video of my elementary school and a tradition that has apparently stuck many years after I left the school. It was customary for every grade year to do an end of the year dance with their class. Which one included the Maypole Dance, a Swiss dance.
I remember you had to walk out onto the pavilion holding hands with opposite gender as that is your partner (girls take a bright vibrant color, males a darker color iirc). I remember I got lucky and got assigned to one of my many crushes who was a Vietnamese smart girl.
I can remember the tingles and sweats I had touching her hand, mang.
Young 8 year old inkwell me, getting to hold the hand of a toilet. I remember being too scared that I was too sweaty.


But this was the last time over 15+ years ago that I have touched a women or really talked to them outside of professional/business conversation. I've tried but I just end up being too nervous because they know I'm so fucking ugly as a nigger to the point where I've pissed myself in front of them. Autism is a bitch!

I belong in a damn asylum where I can peacefully rope.

Mogger, the foid would have refused to dance with me

 

[AdolfRizzler]

moggs me!
i can t even remember if i ever touched a foid in my life

 

[SteelCentaur]

I brushed one's hand while she was giving me my food at a McDonald's drive-through once. She instantly recoiled in disgust.

 

[Poopless One]

I touched an actual toilet back in elementary. Specifically in K where I smeared my own shit on the toilet with my own fingers.

Childhood was fuckin weird m8.

 

[Sans]

I’m touching a toilet right now