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SIR ETHNICCEL

SIR ETHNICCEL

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Wizard advice for the crowd here, i seen some shit so listen up and take heed

There is no woman on earth who does not love dancing, she can be 5 years old dancing with her dad or a fcuking 90 year old granny moving her hands while stuck in her wheelchair.

If you incel have sisters or cousins you better thank God from all your heart because its that bitch you can practice with.

It doesnt matter if you dance like a chicken or a grass hopper all that matters is if you can lead the bitch. It doesnt matter if you ugly or handsome.

Dancing my niggas is the great equaliser. No matter if you Gook, Curry, white LTN, Nigger

You dont believe why you think Gook KPOP is making lollys pantys wet? Those sons of bitches are using sub concious reverse engineering on the lollys by showing they can lead a bitch when dancing.
 
You can also gropemaxx while dancing
 
I know how to dance like a robot.
 
Jestermaxxing
 
First thing that came to mind was MrSam dancing with a blonde stacy
 
True I guess. But it doesn't matter because I missed out on teenage love and I will never ever get that. No amount of dance or jestermaxing will get me there in my late twenties.

If I can't deal with missing out on teen love, then my life will be suffering until the day I die, no matter what I do.

If I can accept missing out on teen love, then I can endure even the worst amount of suffering and torture that a human can imagine. Who cares if I can dance with some old roasties, at this point I won't care anymore.

But it's good advice for youngcels I guess
 
True I guess. But it doesn't matter because I missed out on teenage love and I will never ever get that. No amount of dance or jestermaxing will get me there in my late twenties.

If I can't deal with missing out on teen love, then my life will be suffering until the day I die, no matter what I do.

If I can accept missing out on teen love, then I can endure even the worst amount of suffering and torture that a human can imagine. Who cares if I can dance with some old roasties, at this point I won't care anymore.

But it's good advice for youngcels I guess
dance with roasties
 
No dancing for ur face.
 
Unfortunately am seriously uncoordinated as well as ugly in addition to that am very stiff.
 
It doesnt matter if you dance like a chicken or a grass hopper all that matters is if you can lead the bitch. It doesnt matter if you ugly or handsome.

Wrong. I tried enough in peak pub/clubbing times as a youngcel. But maybe you kiddo's have it easier these days! :shock:

Next you'll be recommending tinder, just find a girlfriend bro's it's eeeeasy!
 
Wrong. I tried enough in peak pub/clubbing times as a youngcel. But maybe you kiddo's have it easier these days! :shock:

Next you'll be recommending tinder, just find a girlfriend bro's it's eeeeasy!
dont blame the playa blame the game. You cant "LEAD" muth fucka.

Go back and read again what i wrote. You have to lead the foid. She wont dance with you if stepping on her feet and banging your head onto hers
 
dont blame the playa blame the game. You cant "LEAD" muth fucka.

Go back and read again what i wrote. You have to lead the foid. She wont dance with you if stepping on her feet and banging your head onto hers

If she gives you a chance to dance with her in the first place...:feelskek:
 
Unfortunately am seriously uncoordinated as well as ugly in addition to that am very stiff.
You could have probably learnt those things. Wrestling, hula hoop and practicing slow dance steps with a sex doll could get you to a point where your dancing is fine.

You might be able to get plastic surgery to fix your face.

However if you're born in 94 then it's fucking over. But what do I know.
 
:society:

Joker dance
 
lol

" just dance bro...

cmon bro, go and dance." (
Gives this advice while not dancing themselves.)
 
How am I supposed to get in a situation where a girl would want to dance with me?
shsit nigga if you cant use your got given imagination and creativity to find solutions to problems then just lay down and rot
 
dude you cant get your cock rode for the sole reason that you know how to dance. if you are teetering on the edge of fuckability, then sure that may be something that tilts you over the edge into getting laid, but on the same hand, so could literally anything else at that point, like your music taste, humor, etc., dancing is just some arbitrary thing that may help push you over the edge if youre right on the line of getting sex or not.

some disgusting ugly fuck is not going to start getting laid because he shows up to some dancing classes. fucking retard.
 
dude you cant get your cock rode for the sole reason that you know how to dance. if you are teetering on the edge of fuckability, then sure that may be something that tilts you over the edge into getting laid, but on the same hand, so could literally anything else at that point, like your music taste, humor, etc., dancing is just some arbitrary thing that may help push you over the edge if youre right on the line of getting sex or not.

some disgusting ugly fuck is not going to start getting laid because he shows up to some dancing classes. fucking retard.
where exactly did i tell or suggest dudes "go to dance classes"?
shieet why the fcuk do that?
 

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