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Hypocrisy The "my boyfriend doesn't shower" megathread

Me showering every day might be a great catch after all :ahegao:
 
rare gray effortpost. have my upvote my good sir
 
With "Just take a shower, incel!" being one of the most common pieces of "advice" we receive online, I have taken the time to compile a entire list of ancedotes from many different women talking about their boyfriends orhusbands refusing to take care of their hygiene. If this does not prove that an attractive guy who smells terrible will still be able to get a girlfriend while an unattractive guy who smells pleasant won't, I don't know what does.

"He will easily go two and a half weeks without showering, probably longer"



View: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1cq1vf/my_boyfriend_22_has_very_poor_hygiene_how_can_i/


"I’m More Attracted To My Boyfriend When He Doesn’t Shower—Is That Weird?"


"He won't shower"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/Marriage/comments/sb9g35/he_wont_shower/


"My boyfriend has issues with hygiene"


My boyfriend won't brush his teeth


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/8bx154/my_boyfriend_25_wont_brush_his_teeth/


"Used to get beat if I told him to wash"


View: https://www.tiktok.com/@izzialicexo/video/7206772310794128645


"Bf won't shower regularly after repeatedly asking"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/p4ncbm/my_26f_bf_26m_wont_shower_regularly_after/


"Husband doesn't shower or brush teeth regularly?"


"My husband doesn't use toilet paper"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ld67py/my_husband_doesnt_use_toilet_paper/


"He doesn't brush his teeth"


"I have to beg my boyfriend to take showers"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/11u6peo/i_have_to_beg_my_boyfriend_to_take_showers/


"HELP?? I don't think my bf is wiping his ass??"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/kf81q6/help_i_dont_think_my_bf_is_wiping_his_ass/


"My boyfriend might be too lazy to wipe"


"Boyfriend won't brush his teeth. Wtf do I do?"


"My crusty boyfriend refuses to wash his clothes"


"He showers only a couple times a month and never washes his hands. He wears the same clothes (including underwear) for a week straight. He doesn't brush his teeth or comb his hair."


"My boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth around me"


"My boyfriend showers once ever two weeks, he stinks"


"Boyfriend hygiene problems - who's crazy here?"


"And to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML"


"My husband will not shower"


"My boyfriend constantly leaves skid marks on my sheets"


"My boyfriend doesn't like to shower"


"My boyfriend has bad hygiene but he doesn't think he does"


"How do I get my husband to brush his teeth?"


"My husband absolutely refuses to shower, or even change clothes."


"How do I deal with my very unhygienic boyfriend?"


"Husband never brushes teeth"


"Husband doesn't shower and it's wearing me down"


"Husband refuses to take care of personal hygiene"


"What if your husband has terrible hygiene?"


"How do you deal with your partner’s disgusting habits?"


While these aren't the only ones I found, I'd be here for an eternity if I went through every single one. Just remember; These are the men women choosing over you. While yes, it's true that their partners ARE (Mostly) complaining about the lack of hygiene, the mere fact that they managed to get into relationships in the first place says a lot. Meanwhile, none of us here have even been on a single date.

And people wonder why I hate Humanity.
 

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