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Hypocrisy The "my boyfriend doesn't shower" megathread

@3000showers thoughts?
 
Me showering every day might be a great catch after all :ahegao:
 
rare gray effortpost. have my upvote my good sir
 
With "Just take a shower, incel!" being one of the most common pieces of "advice" we receive online, I have taken the time to compile a entire list of ancedotes from many different women talking about their boyfriends orhusbands refusing to take care of their hygiene. If this does not prove that an attractive guy who smells terrible will still be able to get a girlfriend while an unattractive guy who smells pleasant won't, I don't know what does.

"He will easily go two and a half weeks without showering, probably longer"



View: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1cq1vf/my_boyfriend_22_has_very_poor_hygiene_how_can_i/


"I’m More Attracted To My Boyfriend When He Doesn’t Shower—Is That Weird?"


"He won't shower"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/Marriage/comments/sb9g35/he_wont_shower/


"My boyfriend has issues with hygiene"


My boyfriend won't brush his teeth


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/8bx154/my_boyfriend_25_wont_brush_his_teeth/


"Used to get beat if I told him to wash"


View: https://www.tiktok.com/@izzialicexo/video/7206772310794128645


"Bf won't shower regularly after repeatedly asking"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/p4ncbm/my_26f_bf_26m_wont_shower_regularly_after/


"Husband doesn't shower or brush teeth regularly?"


"My husband doesn't use toilet paper"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ld67py/my_husband_doesnt_use_toilet_paper/


"He doesn't brush his teeth"


"I have to beg my boyfriend to take showers"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/11u6peo/i_have_to_beg_my_boyfriend_to_take_showers/


"HELP?? I don't think my bf is wiping his ass??"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/kf81q6/help_i_dont_think_my_bf_is_wiping_his_ass/


"My boyfriend might be too lazy to wipe"


"Boyfriend won't brush his teeth. Wtf do I do?"


"My crusty boyfriend refuses to wash his clothes"


"He showers only a couple times a month and never washes his hands. He wears the same clothes (including underwear) for a week straight. He doesn't brush his teeth or comb his hair."


"My boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth around me"


"My boyfriend showers once ever two weeks, he stinks"


"Boyfriend hygiene problems - who's crazy here?"


"And to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML"


"My husband will not shower"


"My boyfriend constantly leaves skid marks on my sheets"


"My boyfriend doesn't like to shower"


"My boyfriend has bad hygiene but he doesn't think he does"


"How do I get my husband to brush his teeth?"


"My husband absolutely refuses to shower, or even change clothes."


"How do I deal with my very unhygienic boyfriend?"


"Husband never brushes teeth"


"Husband doesn't shower and it's wearing me down"


"Husband refuses to take care of personal hygiene"


"What if your husband has terrible hygiene?"


"How do you deal with your partner’s disgusting habits?"


While these aren't the only ones I found, I'd be here for an eternity if I went through every single one. Just remember; These are the men women choosing over you. While yes, it's true that their partners ARE (Mostly) complaining about the lack of hygiene, the mere fact that they managed to get into relationships in the first place says a lot. Meanwhile, none of us here have even been on a single date.

And people wonder why I hate Humanity.
 
Of course, they love Chad's sweat and odor. Apparently, they don't even have a problem with his excrement, but rather accept it, because even Chad's shit can mog any perfectly maintained sub5 to the sewage treatment plant and back.
Now every time another redpill coper walks past me, all perfumed like a fucking faggot because he thinks it will increase his chances with those disgusting foids, I'm going to think of all this evidence here and laugh out loud.
 
Must read content material tbh
 
I know a guy who was 30 at the time, completely useless, but 6'2 and good bulky genetics. He had 3 kids already from a previous relationship, didn't work, was dating and fucking a 17 yr old dumb foid. He farted profusely, was lazy, spoke to her like a literal piece of shit - she always complained that he had shit stained underwear (because he would fart ALL the time and thought it was absolutely hilarious). They rented a shitty one bedroom apartment and she was working and he just played his computer all the time and was always playing league of legends while she would cook for food for him and his kids AND look after his kids when it was his turn to have them.

I know this, because I used to hear all this shit over mic because I was his friend at the time and used to play league with him. The only thing he ever did was go to the gym, for his own image and vanity and that's it. Women are full of shit.
If not for some minor details I'd say I know that guy too :feelshaha: but my dude doesn't play league and is a bit shorter but the rest is pretty much identical. Oh the power of personality man...
 
With "Just take a shower, incel!" being one of the most common pieces of "advice" we receive online, I have taken the time to compile a entire list of ancedotes from many different women talking about their boyfriends orhusbands refusing to take care of their hygiene. If this does not prove that an attractive guy who smells terrible will still be able to get a girlfriend while an unattractive guy who smells pleasant won't, I don't know what does.

"He will easily go two and a half weeks without showering, probably longer"



View: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/1cq1vf/my_boyfriend_22_has_very_poor_hygiene_how_can_i/


"I’m More Attracted To My Boyfriend When He Doesn’t Shower—Is That Weird?"


"He won't shower"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/Marriage/comments/sb9g35/he_wont_shower/


"My boyfriend has issues with hygiene"


My boyfriend won't brush his teeth


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/8bx154/my_boyfriend_25_wont_brush_his_teeth/


"Used to get beat if I told him to wash"


View: https://www.tiktok.com/@izzialicexo/video/7206772310794128645


"Bf won't shower regularly after repeatedly asking"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/p4ncbm/my_26f_bf_26m_wont_shower_regularly_after/


"Husband doesn't shower or brush teeth regularly?"


"My husband doesn't use toilet paper"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ld67py/my_husband_doesnt_use_toilet_paper/


"He doesn't brush his teeth"


"I have to beg my boyfriend to take showers"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/11u6peo/i_have_to_beg_my_boyfriend_to_take_showers/


"HELP?? I don't think my bf is wiping his ass??"


View: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/kf81q6/help_i_dont_think_my_bf_is_wiping_his_ass/


"My boyfriend might be too lazy to wipe"


"Boyfriend won't brush his teeth. Wtf do I do?"


"My crusty boyfriend refuses to wash his clothes"


"He showers only a couple times a month and never washes his hands. He wears the same clothes (including underwear) for a week straight. He doesn't brush his teeth or comb his hair."


"My boyfriend doesn't brush his teeth around me"


"My boyfriend showers once ever two weeks, he stinks"


"Boyfriend hygiene problems - who's crazy here?"


"And to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML"


"My husband will not shower"


"My boyfriend constantly leaves skid marks on my sheets"


"My boyfriend doesn't like to shower"


"My boyfriend has bad hygiene but he doesn't think he does"


"How do I get my husband to brush his teeth?"


"My husband absolutely refuses to shower, or even change clothes."


"How do I deal with my very unhygienic boyfriend?"


"Husband never brushes teeth"


"Husband doesn't shower and it's wearing me down"


"Husband refuses to take care of personal hygiene"


"What if your husband has terrible hygiene?"


"How do you deal with your partner’s disgusting habits?"


While these aren't the only ones I found, I'd be here for an eternity if I went through every single one. Just remember; These are the men women choosing over you. While yes, it's true that their partners ARE (Mostly) complaining about the lack of hygiene, the mere fact that they managed to get into relationships in the first place says a lot. Meanwhile, none of us here have even been on a single date.

Here we have it as a attractive man you don't need to Shower.

You don't have to brush you're teeth.

You don't even need to wipe you're ass.

You don't even need to respect women there's threads like this about them hitting women.
 
oh giddy :feelskek:

parallel fuel for your average stinkmaxxers who are more hygienist than chads
 

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