Intentionally not breeding is a sign of being a true loser and non-participant in existence. HAHAHA it's like YOU CARE ABOUT THE WORLD. You have better things to do, to contribute than spawn a bunch of bastards like buy a Buggatti or cure Cancer. It is foolish to dream of such things like trinkets, adulation, or status. What is truly worth dreaming about is having generations of children that exist because you were horny. There is no safer world than a world that you are literally father to. Breeding is the closest thing to Godliness. Imagine being able to walk down church pews full of your descendants, then stepping up into a podium, and giving all of your spawn a speech about how you all need "TO SPREAD LOVE INTO THE WORLD BY BREEDING. " Who needs stacks of cash, when you can have stacks of strollers?
I'm not gonna lie, whenever I rewatch the intro to idiocracy, I feel like my penis shrinks 2 cm more. There's no greater words I want to hear than "SHEET I'm pregnant again."
To be so responsible to not breed is absofuckinglutely cucked. How can you not be breeding greedy???? Imagine being able to travel in time and know because you have 7 baby mamas and are in jail, that when you land, 3-4 generations later, you'll be able to see randoms that are your descendants? To walk around this city and throw your arms in the air and yell "YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN." It doesn't even matter if all your spawn turned your city into South Central in the 90s. The power to know that your sperm did that is mindblowing.
Breeding is the most selfish and confident thing a human can possibly do. It's a statement to existence, that I BELONG HERE. You cum in a pussy. YOU BELONG HERE. It's that simple. When you have kids in the world, their footprint belongs to you. The true power of breeding is the compound effects. Make sure your bastards are also horny bastards so they take up more landmass. Breeding is the greatest pyramid scheme ever devised.
Breeding stategically is like a pornographic version of Civ 5.
I'm not gonna lie, whenever I rewatch the intro to idiocracy, I feel like my penis shrinks 2 cm more. There's no greater words I want to hear than "SHEET I'm pregnant again."
To be so responsible to not breed is absofuckinglutely cucked. How can you not be breeding greedy???? Imagine being able to travel in time and know because you have 7 baby mamas and are in jail, that when you land, 3-4 generations later, you'll be able to see randoms that are your descendants? To walk around this city and throw your arms in the air and yell "YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN." It doesn't even matter if all your spawn turned your city into South Central in the 90s. The power to know that your sperm did that is mindblowing.
Breeding is the most selfish and confident thing a human can possibly do. It's a statement to existence, that I BELONG HERE. You cum in a pussy. YOU BELONG HERE. It's that simple. When you have kids in the world, their footprint belongs to you. The true power of breeding is the compound effects. Make sure your bastards are also horny bastards so they take up more landmass. Breeding is the greatest pyramid scheme ever devised.
Breeding stategically is like a pornographic version of Civ 5.
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