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We can calculate at least sexually the monetary value of being chad. We can use Hookers as a financial instrument to work this out.
Hookers offer a flat monetary value for female sexual attention. At the moment in australia where it IS legal its $200 roughly.
If supply increases, then prices reduce, and the price of this goes down a lot.
The price of hookers generally allow you to figure out what the monetary benefit of being chad is.
The formula goes like this:
A lot of stocks pay 7% dividends per year. The question becomes how big of an account would you need for that 7% to compensate you for the amount of sex with hookers you plan to have in a year indefinitely.
Say you want to fuck 1 hooker a week. That's $200 a week or $10,000 a year. If 10,000 is 7%, then 100% is $148,571.
So to be a 1 hooker a week chad, you need 150k~. IF you invest 150k in some stock, it will pay a steady 10k per year in dividends forever, and with that money you can continuously bang hookers as you desire for 'free' essentially.
So, how much money do we need to become 'chad'?
Well what does chad get?
If he's a mid-tier chad, he might be able to get on tinder at will, swipe right on a friday night, organise a date.. Then meet that woman, go to dinner with her, take her home and fuck her... and then repeat on saturday night for the same thing.
So that's 2 nights a week of sex with a fresh 18 year old off tinder.
The cost is maybe $50 for dinner+drinks, transportation, condoms and what not each night.
What does a hooker cost. Well $300 gets you a solid 1-2 hours to fuck her. No food needed, no drinks needed.
2x per week, or $600 per week. MINUS $100 that chad needs to spend on food, transport for the date or:
$500 per week. That's $26,600 per year; or a portfolio of $371,428.00.
So with a meager portfolio of just $371,428 which isn't unrealistic, it's maybe a desk job for 10 years worth of savings while living with parents... you can ascend to chad essentially forever, and for every week of the rest of your life from 25yo to 90yo.. you will get to bang 2 hot 18 year old fresh sluts...
So not being chad isn't an insurmountable disadvantage, it's just 300-400k or so of cash.
Now if you want love, and to wake up next to someone each day and all of that; then you're gay, and i can't help you.
Hookers offer a flat monetary value for female sexual attention. At the moment in australia where it IS legal its $200 roughly.
If supply increases, then prices reduce, and the price of this goes down a lot.
The price of hookers generally allow you to figure out what the monetary benefit of being chad is.
The formula goes like this:
A lot of stocks pay 7% dividends per year. The question becomes how big of an account would you need for that 7% to compensate you for the amount of sex with hookers you plan to have in a year indefinitely.
Say you want to fuck 1 hooker a week. That's $200 a week or $10,000 a year. If 10,000 is 7%, then 100% is $148,571.
So to be a 1 hooker a week chad, you need 150k~. IF you invest 150k in some stock, it will pay a steady 10k per year in dividends forever, and with that money you can continuously bang hookers as you desire for 'free' essentially.
So, how much money do we need to become 'chad'?
Well what does chad get?
If he's a mid-tier chad, he might be able to get on tinder at will, swipe right on a friday night, organise a date.. Then meet that woman, go to dinner with her, take her home and fuck her... and then repeat on saturday night for the same thing.
So that's 2 nights a week of sex with a fresh 18 year old off tinder.
The cost is maybe $50 for dinner+drinks, transportation, condoms and what not each night.
What does a hooker cost. Well $300 gets you a solid 1-2 hours to fuck her. No food needed, no drinks needed.
2x per week, or $600 per week. MINUS $100 that chad needs to spend on food, transport for the date or:
$500 per week. That's $26,600 per year; or a portfolio of $371,428.00.
So with a meager portfolio of just $371,428 which isn't unrealistic, it's maybe a desk job for 10 years worth of savings while living with parents... you can ascend to chad essentially forever, and for every week of the rest of your life from 25yo to 90yo.. you will get to bang 2 hot 18 year old fresh sluts...
So not being chad isn't an insurmountable disadvantage, it's just 300-400k or so of cash.
Now if you want love, and to wake up next to someone each day and all of that; then you're gay, and i can't help you.