Story The Latterday Saints visited my house today

[Capable_Onion]

My day was going fine at first, I was sitting on the computer watching a video talking about the 2017 SAW movie

Then my mom knocked on my door to give me some food, I got some chips, two apples, and a bag of bread. So far the day was going good, I was coping with youtube, and I got some snacks to go along with it.

Then all of a sudden I hear a knock at the door, that's when I panicked and went into survival mode. I didn't know who it was since I wasn't expecting any company, infact we never have any company at all, so I found this to be quite unusual

(Sort of what my room looks like, minus the baby hamper)

It caught me completely off guard, I had bottles, clothes, wrappers, and a bunch of other shit laid out across my room. To say the least, I wasn't prepared for anyone to come in and see it.

I was so nervous that I forgot to close my door, the first thing I did was go into the corner of my room while staying quiet. I didn't even try to look outside my room, I just stayed hidden from whoever was coming in, like some kind of cave animal.

I should probably note that I was in my underwear the entire time, so if they did see me, it would be even more embarrassing than usual.

Luckily they were far away enough from my room that they could only see my messed up bed, so they probably thought my parent's were alone.

I didn't wanna make any noise to alert my presence, so I just stood in the corner of my room without making any noises whatsoever. It didn't help that I had my light on either, so I was afraid that if I moved around too much then they would see my shadow....

I wasn't even bothered by the fact that they were religious, since I believe in a god myself, I was more bothered by the fact that they came out of nowhere, and made me hide for so goddamn long.

I honestly thought they were never going to leave, I stood there in the corner in my drawers for like 30 or 40 minutes

Fortunately they left without noticing me, mission accomplished

I hope they don't come again, I hate it when people come to my house unannounced

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

????? Nigga in he undies??? Just close the door then dress up then go to the living room and close your bedroom door wtf is wrong with u

 

[Capable_Onion]

????? Nigga in he undies??? Just close the door then dress up then go to the living room and close your bedroom door wtf is wrong with u

No man, I was too nervous to reach for the door

Besides, I rarely see anyone per year, the last time I had contact with another human being outside of my parents was when I went to the dentist (Maybe 7 or 8 months ago)

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

No man, I was too nervous to reach for the door

What is your room rlly big I feel like you could’ve closed the door if u were in the same room

Besides, I rarely see anyone per year, the last time I had contact with another human being outside of my parents was when I went to the dentist (Maybe 7 or 8 months ago)

Hmmmmmm I c

 

[Capable_Onion]

What is your room rlly big I feel like you could’ve closed the door if u were in the same room

They would've heard it, and I didn't wanna draw any attention to myself

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Emba]

It's the best cult out there for clean foids...

 

[bigantennaemay1]

Get ROMs on your phone so next time, you can sit and play Pokemon quietly until they go away. That's what I do.

 

[Emba]

I have ladders!

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

They would've heard it, and I didn't wanna draw any attention to myself

Bro, you have a million excuses to not do the logical thing.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I have ladders!

 

[Capable_Onion]

Bro, you have a million excuses to not do the logical thing.

This was the logical thing

 

[Deleted member 33827]

Besides, I rarely see anyone per year, the last time I had contact with another human being outside of my parents was when I went to the dentist (Maybe 7 or 8 months ago)

lol same.
Hikikomoris unite!!

 

[Beta_Le_Pew]

Good job but this was a probing operation. They'll be back and in greater numbers.

 

[Diesel_366]

It's the best cult out there for clean foids...

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Blackpilling MORMONS worshipping:

I went into LDS in later 2017, if you are a subhuman to society, into their cult you will have no value at all. You didn't come from a strong family in the church, you are not gospel-CHAD, you are NOTHING

They only want your money and your presence to make bigger the fucking church

And so, it could work, but the way they manage the relationships does make you available only for used up converted roasties, tired of riding Chad cock and only being used, and now reddemed by God and with 'brand new' spiritual virginity. JFL

IT'S OVER, religionmaxxing / LDSmaxxing does not work at all

 

[Ritalincel]

LOW IQ BLUEPILL ADVICE


Blackpilling MORMONS worshipping:

I went into LDS in later 2017, if you are a subhuman to society, into their cult you will have no value at all. You didn't come from a strong family in the church, you are not gospel-CHAD, you are NOTHING

They only want your money and your presence to make bigger the fucking church

And so, it could work, but the way they manage the relationships does make you available only for used up converted roasties, tired of riding Chad cock and only being used, and now reddemed by God and with 'brand new' spiritual virginity. JFL

IT'S OVER, religionmaxxing / LDSmaxxing does not work at all

XD

 

[andinocel]

LDS can be based in some ways.

• They're anti-fag
• They have a traditional view of gender roles; the con is that LDS guys are also beta and white knight-y, but at least they try to keep degeneracy under control

Cons?

• No caffeine (this is an issue for a coffee lover like me)
• They have to wear stupid looking underwear

 

[Capable_Onion]

Nigga in he undies

 

[Deleted member 23712]

Joseph smith was called a prophet, dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb

 

[Emba]

LOW IQ BLUEPILL ADVICE


Blackpilling MORMONS worshipping:

I went into LDS in later 2017, if you are a subhuman to society, into their cult you will have no value at all. You didn't come from a strong family in the church, you are not gospel-CHAD, you are NOTHING

They only want your money and your presence to make bigger the fucking church

And so, it could work, but the way they manage the relationships does make you available only for used up converted roasties, tired of riding Chad cock and only being used, and now reddemed by God and with 'brand new' spiritual virginity. JFL

IT'S OVER, religionmaxxing / LDSmaxxing does not work at all

Ofc. Yet what i said was still true.
Their foids are top notch!
I didn't say that WE COULD GET ONE.

For that you need a white van and a deep basement and extra balls. - in mimecraft!