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The ideal male life

Abou Baldiaby

Abou Baldiaby

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0-6: Born healthy and strong with no complications. Parents young yet resourceful, no significant traumatic incidents.

7-12: Loads of playing outside with friends, optimal socializing, no physical attributes that could lead to bullying, growing up feeling safe and loved. Parents firm yet never abusive. Mother provides love and emotional support while the manly father teaches ideals, values, handy-work and how to be strong and confident. 2 younger siblings that looks up to you and will follow your lead.

13-17: No issues with puberty like acne, developing handsome features, developing athletic physique, no complexes that inhibit social progress, attention from girls, sexual debut, gaining interest and talent in stuff like sports, music, sub-cultures that shapes a cool and interesting identity. Body language is relaxed yet confident, no bullying, the school bad-boy tries to mess with you but you easily subdue him with a maneuver taught from your alpha-dad. Life is fun and exciting.

18-23: Partying, unhinged sex, drugs and so on without going overboard, still keeping a strong body and mind, takes a degree in something that is truly interesting.

24-28: Becomes an adventurer, travels the globe and do all sorts of stuff like climbing mountains, diving, surfing, martial arts, etc while banging the local hotties. Sponsored by social media followers who worships your free spirit.

29-39: Finds the love of your life, romance and deep bonding, marriage, kids. The wife is loving and traditional and does the mundane house stuff while you're providing doing something you love. Financially well of, at weekends you meet up with some solid buddies where you share your success stories over some drinks.

40-50: You get tired of your wife, she understands and to keep the facade she let's you bang other girls on the side, something you do plenty of. The career is blooming and you're considered an expert in your field. Kids are doing great and the wife is content.

50-60: Still a stud banging all kinds of women on the side, kids are doing great on their own. Economic freedom and full autonomy at 'work'. You're expertise is sought after and you get invited everywhere, you know have influence in society.

60-70: Upon reflection on great your life has been you decide to write a self-help book 'how to succeed in life'. Packed with superficial and suggestive advice that enthralls the normies, especially female readers. For the chapters about facing adversity you use your fantasy and fabricate hardships that you overcame by willpower. The book becomes a bestseller and you're a household name.

70-80: Finally you notice you're getting older, as such you pursue spiritual matters, this results in some form of enlightenment or union with God experience, wether it's real or delusional it's making you feel completely at ease with aging and death. Naturally you write another best-seller book about it.

80-100: You're completely happy, content and fulfilled in life. Your kids and grandkids thrive, you have a proud legacy both genetically and professionally. You finally sleep peacefully into to your demise surrounded by loved ones, with a smile on your face.

Post-mortem: As your radiant spirit ascends to the heavens even God is impressed.
 
Even this ideal state can be Broken due to how idealistic it is.

All it Takes is to slip da Banana peel. ( randomly )
Tyler The Creator Banana GIF
 
Next time either put the "Brutal", "SuicideFuel" or "RageFuel" tag:feels::feels::feels:
 
It was meant to be dark satire, but if it's to triggering for people here I'll delete it. I care about incels feelings.
Nono its fine. Its just sad to think that im the opposite of every phase. You dont actually need a trigger warning jfl, if thats enough for anyone then he shouldnt be on this site. Thank you still
 
Leonardo DiCaprio lives the ultimate Chad life. He is rich, famous, still good looking for his age, not married and can get any young girl he wants to
 

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