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The ideal incel automobile (EU)

Eternatus

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Don’t know bout u, I kinda cannot affort shit, even tho I have a job, cause the pay is low and I’m stuck there like the majority of people in my country.

I desire a car with a low profile, modern but sober aesthetics, like u wouldn’t notice but it’s there, not necessarily sporty but prone to be used aggressively if needed (100/150HP) absolutely the least possible amount of maintenance, outrageously reliable like I could drive it through an ocean of jeet shit and still functioning, maybe cheap or affordable by planning expenses or saving up (max 25000€ on used market to give a measure, even there I couldn’t).

I’m asking a lot yes.

And I already have some in mind like Honda Civic, Toyota Corolla, Mazda 3, Suzuki Swift, other japs like that but even the last Ford Focus seems to be clicking but probably Isn’t as reliable as the others, or like idk, golfs polos and cupras, I will leave top german machines out for obv reasons.

Jfl I don’t really care about looks because I will drive it for like 40 minutes a day, goal is to live full incompetent autist neetdom mode and being able to daily that thing without a care in the world. I was a car guy but i lost all interest for things outside of the display. It needs to be a piece of metal , literally.

If u have any suggestions from experience please tell me, I will take my time to evaluate cause times are hard they will always be, cannot afford mistakes.
 
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What are you going to do with the car
 
i want a black bmw 328i (elliot rodger car)
 
i have a car and most of the times i don t use it
 
Looks cool. Mine is gas and can carry lots of stuff.

But I do like the folding niceness of them electric things
damn i never seen a gas one, how fast does it go? i can get 45kmph tops on mine, although the faster models go to 70
 
Suzuki Swift is a great car, easy to drive and park
 
Russians should still produce RWD Ladas such as 2106 instead of the crap they make now, trying to practically mimic western planned obsolescence cars.

I hate modern cars, not because they're new but they're so ugly, expensive to run long-term, short lifespan, privacy concerns from the infontaiment systems. It's just pure waste and at the same time they whine about natural canopy, while destroying the environment to mine for batteries.

Mercedes should produce W123, BMW e30 and e34, Volvo 740 again. Bring back spinning odometers.
 
Russians should still produce RWD Ladas such as 2106 instead of the crap they make now, trying to practically mimic western planned obsolescence cars.

I hate modern cars, not because they're new but they're so ugly, expensive to run long-term, short lifespan, privacy concerns from the infontaiment systems. It's just pure waste and at the same time they whine about natural canopy, while destroying the environment to mine for batteries.

Mercedes should produce W123, BMW e30 and e34, Volvo 740 again. Bring back spinning odometers.
Agreed everything is made to be tossed away
 
damn i never seen a gas one, how fast does it go? i can get 45kmph tops on mine, although the faster models go to 70
Yes, it has no governor washer in the CVT. It goes 50mph and gets 100+ mpg.
It looks like the top one on this page
 

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