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Escortceling is the best cope. I know her photos are touched up but I like big tits on my face and they are supposed to be natural. My area is really lacking in thin girls with big natural tits so I'm going to have to drive like 2 hrs to her too, doesn't matter though I like driving.

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LMAO what were you trying to draw on the first picture? That shit is fucking hilarious. Anyways glad you got your cope game going.
 
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normiesgunnurm said:
Escortceling is the best cope. I know her photos are touched up but I like big tits on my face and they are supposed to be natural. My area is really lacking in thin girls with big natural tits so I'm going to have to drive like 2 hrs to her too, doesn't matter though I like driving.

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I want to get a hot one soon for multiple hours if not an overnight. But my dick sucks now due to over masturbating, smoking, and age. Results with condoms and pills (never tried viagra, though) are unpredictable. I think it'd be OK with a pill, but I'd need gfe and for her to kiss on the mouth, not sure how hard that will be to find. 

Anyone use viagra? Does it work better than the store bought stuff?

My advice to youngcels is to fuck as many hookers as possible before your cawk gets all old and fucked up, LOL.
 
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If I were alone in the same room with her, "muh anxiety" would go through the roof.
 
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I just realized I posted clothed pictures when there's nudes, stupid. Why would I deprive my incel brothers of nudes.

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rich-cel detected

I don't like rich-cels much
 
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How much does she charge? And how long are you going to see her?


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If I were alone in the same room with her, "muh anxiety" would go through the roof.

Me too, with my fucking cawk problem. It's a shame, because back in the day I'd strip down and not give a fuck and go to town. I had a thundercawk, let me tell ya. Hard as shit from brushing up against her, never went down, and crazy stamina. FML!
 
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Sub8Hate said:
normiesgunnurm said:
I want to get a hot one soon for multiple hours if not an overnight. But my dick sucks now due to over masturbating, smoking, and age. Results with condoms and pills (never tried viagra, though) are unpredictable. I think it'd be OK with a pill, but I'd need gfe and for her to kiss on the mouth, not sure how hard that will be to find.
Anyone use viagra? Does it work better than the store bought stuff?
My advice to youngcels is to fuck as many hookers as possible before your cawk gets all old and fucked up, LOL.

I pop 100 mg of viagra every time, no way I'm going to risk my dick going limp when I book 1 hour with the bitch.

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How much does she charge? And how long are you going to see her?

1 hour for 180 euro
 
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normiesgunnurm said:
I pop 100 mg of viagra every time, no way I'm going to risk my dick going limp when I book 1 hour with the bitch.


1 hour for 180 euro

Makes sense, she is high end if she actually looks like her photos. 

Have you tried over the counter pills? How do they stack up to viagra?
Do you have actual cawk issues or is this dose just a bit of an insurance plan?
 
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Sub8Hate said:
Makes sense, she is high end if she actually looks like her photos. 

Have you tried over the counter pills? How do they stack up to viagra?
Do you have actual cawk issues or is this dose just a bit of an insurance plan?

Actually I don't take viagra I take a generic called sildenafil. It's not covered by insurance but I can buy for a relatively low price with a doctor's receipt.
 
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if she stripped in front of me i'd cum right in my pants and essentially waste my money
 
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normiesgunnurm said:
I pop 100 mg of viagra every time, no way I'm going to risk my dick going limp when I book 1 hour with the bitch.


1 hour for 180 euro

$200+ dollars for an hour lol. not gonna lie I'd do it if I had the money but I'd feel like shit afterwards


take pics
 
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normiesgunnurm said:
Actually I don't take viagra I take a generic called sildenafil. It's not covered by insurance but I can buy for a relatively low price with a doctor's receipt.

If she took care of me and everything worked out I'd really consider dropping around €1000 for an overnight. She'd have to let me smash 6 times though and be down with cuddling in the bed.
 
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Hookers are a cuck cope

In Ancient Greece 200€ would have bought you your own sex slave for life and exclusive use, now it buys you 2min of awkward sex with a harlot who hates your guts and can't wait to jump to her next client
 
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incel said:
$200+ dollars for an hour lol. not gonna lie I'd do it if I had the money but I'd feel like shit afterwards


take pics

LOL and it's more like 20 minutes or however long it takes you to blow a load. 
Although I've heard of Chad getting a second go, that shit doesn't work for me. 
That's why I'm considering an overnight, to actually get my time's worth. 

Although I've seen many cheaper ones to save some dough and just get my rocks off. 
The experiences have kind of sucked lately with my fucking cawk issues.
But with kissing, gfe, and time I think it would be good.
 
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More paint jobs OP thanks. You're an artist.
 
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Sub8Hate said:
LOL and it's more like 20 minutes or however long it takes you to blow a load. 
Although I've heard of Chad getting a second go, that shit doesn't work for me. 
That's why I'm considering an overnight, to actually get my time's worth. 

Although I've seen many cheaper ones to save some dough and just get my rocks off. 
The experiences have kind of sucked lately with my fucking cawk issues.
But with kissing, gfe, and time I think it would be good.

no truly good looking man uses prostitutes. I know guys in real life who pull better girls than this

you think the guy she fucks at home pays for sex? lol
 
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incel said:
no truly good looking man uses prostitutes. I know guys in real life who pull better girls than this

you think the guy she fucks at home pays for sex? lol

Yes I do... Plenty of attractive guys are fucking hookers. I know a few myself.
 
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Fontaine said:
now it buys you 2min of awkward sex with a harlot who hates your guts and can't wait to jump to her next client

Retarded thing to say


BedTundy said:
if she stripped in front of me i'd cum right in my pants and essentially waste my money

you'd be allowed to have a quick rest and go with her again, as long as you explained to her beforehand


Sub8Hate said:
If she took care of me and everything worked out I'd really consider dropping around €1000 for an overnight. She'd have to let me smash 6 times though and be down with cuddling in the bed.

1 grand overnight jesus christ

if it was loss of virginity that might actually be worth it
 
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incel said:
no truly good looking man uses prostitutes. I know guys in real life who pull better girls than this

you think the guy she fucks at home pays for sex? lol

Leonardo Dicaprio uses prostitutes.
 
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Sub8Hate said:
LOL and it's more like 20 minutes or however long it takes you to blow a load. 
Although I've heard of Chad getting a second go, that shit doesn't work for me. 
That's why I'm considering an overnight, to actually get my time's worth. 

Although I've seen many cheaper ones to save some dough and just get my rocks off. 
The experiences have kind of sucked lately with my fucking cawk issues.
But with kissing, gfe, and time I think it would be good.


1 Hour means cum as much as you want

I cum super fast if it were just one load it would be pointless to pay for 1 hour
 
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This is the typeof whore I woul pay to fuck with. Where is she from btw?
 
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normiesgunnurm said:
1 hour for 180 euro

Where is it? At least country.
 
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incelman said:
This is the typeof whore I woul pay to fuck with. Where is she from btw?

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Man fuck that. I would never pay some whore hundreds of dollars for 1 hour let alone 1000 for overnight, there's so much other shit I could buy with that money. You making alot of money op?
 
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Good luck. Hope you get satisfaction from your cope.


Good luck. Hope you get satisfaction from your cope.
 
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Sometimes I just look up hookers in my area and think "I could be having sex with this woman tonight." It is a nice cope
 
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Sparky said:
I’m frightened of getting rejected by an escort.

Never heard of anything like that.
 
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Man fuck that. I would never pay some whore hundreds of dollars for 1 hour let alone 1000 for overnight, there's so much other shit I could buy with that money. You making alot of money op?

No, what is better, spend 200 to make 1000 or make nothing at all? In recent times my work performance was suffering, I was sleeping at like 4 am drinking whiskey and masturbating. There were weekends I never left the house and pretty much just drank whiskey and masturbated the whole day. Escortceling takes care of my urges and makes me functional.

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Do you live somewhere which has prostitution legalised?
I would try escortcelling but I’m frightened of getting rejected by an escort.
 yea it's legal here
 
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incel said:
no truly good looking man uses prostitutes. I know guys in real life who pull better girls than this

you think the guy she fucks at home pays for sex? lol

Lost of good looking males use prostitutes. For an ownership fetish or for discretion. The latter is very common for married men.

Of course whoever fucks her at home pays nothing. Your point?


Sparky said:
I’ve read some horror stories...

Would you share some?
 
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Sparky said:
I remember I used to lurk on the misc (very early in the redpill and then I progressed onto sluthate and here) and read some stories of miscers getting rejected by hookers

Sounds sad. Honestly never heard anything like that, though.

What I have heard fist hand, from guys I know, was about hookers in brothels ignoring them when there was a group of clearly much richer men in the place. Nevertheless, they would come, eventually.
 
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Well I'm off to pornhub, peace
 
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Sparky said:
I remember I used to lurk on the misc (very early in the redpill and then I progressed onto sluthate and here) and read some stories of miscers getting rejected by hookers

if you're black or even non-white you may be rejected

I've had escorts ask, 'What race are you?' and I have a feeling if I had not said white they would have told me to fuck off
some of them flat out state 'no blacks' on their profiles

however, to avoid all this you could simply just choose a hooker of your own ethnicity
 
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From my experience, prostitutes tend to explicitly reject men of their own country. Black girls will say "no blacks", Russian girls say "no Russians, no blacks, no Indians", Indians will say "no Indians". You get the picture. There seems to be a pattern forming -- civilian girls from these countries are also known to hate their own men and try to date up, preferably a rich WASP.
 
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You should share her with us.

Be a sharecel.
 
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God I wish I was richcel.
 
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She's pretty hot, what was your experience with her?
 
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where have these hookers been all my life?
 
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You can be a prisoncel. LOL!
 
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Tuttle said:
You can be a prisoncel.  LOL!

Why? He said it is legal where he lives.
 
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Dude!! How much does she cost?? I wana fuck her too!
 
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That hooker would reject me on the account of my ethnicity and face.
 
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Holy shit, she's hot.
 

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