Mortis
The Senator of Suffering & Minister of Misery
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- Jun 8, 2022
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I deserve this. Why do men under 6 foot 5 even exist? Like they are like totally not even human....
you shouldn't even be calling them men, honeyWhy do men under 6 foot 5 even exist?
Sweetie, you can have all the money in the world and I'd still cheat on youHow much money do I need to be making a year to compensate for my 5'5 height?
So what dating advice do you have for me?Sweetie, you can have all the money in the world and I'd still cheat on you
Idek why I bother with anything. Even “not leaving my house” is too much.
They're not men, they're footrests (only the ones who pay enough for feet ofc)Why do men under 6 foot 5 even exist?
You get wet when you see men like me being beheaded by chads ? You’ll rub your pussy, lick your lips, and look me into the eyes before they finish me? That’s what you want ?I know right. Men under 6'5 should unalive themselves.
If you are below 6'5 then yes. You have no reason to exist. You are not a man. You are just a manchild.You get wet when you see men like me being beheaded by chads ? You’ll rub your pussy, lick your lips, and look me into the eyes before they finish me? That’s what you want ?
Manchild are around 6’3. I’m way below that. Not even human I guessYou are just a manchild.
BrootalI love looking up to my man