News the gay friend theory: Crustaciouse thread debunked

[catfishman23]

So it came to my attention that many people believe that this is true which is not.

The reason why im labeling this the gay friend theory is because a guy like this can get girls to kiss him or whatever

so here is the term the gay best friend

ahttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gy%20Best%20Friend

heterosexual man, who is refered as "such a good listener" by his female friends, but never gets the opportunity to have sex with them.

this is what this guy is legit doing being the gay best friend

now lets take a look at the pictures below

best girl-friend, he is legit saying she is his girl friend as in friends even the comment reeks of betaness

another gay friend quote only beta guys will sound this cheesy asf

the dude is legit being a beta orbitor. even look at his soy boy face.

so many of you question how can he kiss these girls, well duh what do you think? he is the gay best friend only girls that kiss guys like this think he is some type of homo.

look at the body language aswell, if he was slaying them wouldnt you think he would go further like grabbing their butts. A real slayer would be doing the dirtiest shit with the females.

Now these are the types of men that think they scored with females, in which they actually didnt.



jordan peterson perfectly describes this

 

[Frogcel]

What matters is that he is kissing jbs while us incels aren't

 

[catfishman23]

What matters is that he is kissing jbs while us incels aren't

And?

 

[Deleted member 60]

Posing in some photos =/= Slaying pussy.

For all we know, those girls took those photos as a joke, or some cruel form of bullying. JFL at believing anything on the bodybuilding forums.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

I think there's a high probability you're right. Slayers don't write things like that on Facebook, etc. It turns women off. Seems gay.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

If he is indeed a faggot then it makes sense the foids would kiss him, foids kiss each other all the time, and since he is a degenerate homo they see him as just another foid only with a penis.

His posts also read like those shitty weekly posts foids make about their friends, how much they love each other etc

 

[Life Wasted]

Total glitch in the matrix in these pics. I dont buy them for a second, him running gay best friend game seems most plausible tho.

Or as others have pointed out those bitches were playing a cruel joke on him. I refuse to believe there is anything genuine going on in the pics, it's all totally platonic.

 

[RollD20]

Do girls actually do this with their "gay" best friend? Could this just be a larp and they are escorts or something?

 

[catfishman23]

Total glitch in the matrix in these pics. I dont buy them for a second, him running gay best friend game seems most plausible tho.

Or as others have pointed out those bitches were playing a cruel joke on him. I refuse to believe there is anything genuine going on in the pics, it's all totally platonic.

Its platonic

 

[Scorn]

what

 

[Sniffles]

They should be uncomfortable though. Dude is an anomaly

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

The type of kissing is also characteristic of gay kissing. Pursed puckered closed lips with faces as far apart as still allowing lip contact.

I'm guessing he's actually bisexual and cozied up to these girls as their gay friend to milk them for things like these kisses.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

I'm guessing he's actually bisexual and cozied up to these girls as their gay friend to milk them for things like these kisses.

I want kisses, maybe this is a legit strategy?

 

[catfishman23]

They should be uncomfortable though. Dude is an anomaly

Cause they are white degenerate females, white females have much more compassion.

 

[Sniffles]

I want kisses, maybe this is a legit strategy?

Cope tbh. Why in hell would you want kisses? They don't see this guy the way they see Chad anyway. It's not fair.

 

[catfishman23]

The type of kissing is also characteristic of gay kissing. Pursed puckered closed lips with faces as far apart as still allowing lip contact.

I'm guessing he's actually bisexual and cozied up to these girls as their gay friend to milk them for things like these kisses.

You are exactly right look at the way she is kissing him, exactly like a mother or sister would

 

[mylifeistrash]

there are no tricks that can get women to feel sexual attraction to you other than having good genetics

reddit tier "life hacks" like this just end in pain

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Cope tbh. Why in hell would you want kisses? They don't see this guy the way they see Chad anyway. It's not fair.

It's at least something, I also want a foid to hold me. You know how happy it would make me if even one foid was nice enough to let me cuddle with her?

 

[Sniffles]

It's at least something, I also want a foid to hold me. You know how happy it would make me if even one foid was nice enough to let me cuddle with her?

Idk bro. If that's good for you great I hope you can. But I don't want a whore to be "nice enough" I would want one to want to. Same reason escortcelling seems pointless to me. But foids are evil and I think we should probably just harass them anyway.

 

[Templarcel421]

Cope of all copes tbh

 

[Damo the incel]

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You are exactly right look at the way she is kissing him, exactly like a mother or sister would

She could cut him in half with that chin

 

[acnescarcel]

jordan peterson is a gay

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I never expected that.

 

[Deleted member 8353]

But foids are evil and I think we should probably just harass them anyway.

Agreed, which is why my post was wishful thinking, it's just one of my fantasies. I know it sounded odd but I can't really formulate sexual fantasies, the concept is too alien, I'm pretty far gone.

 

[Michael15651]

Do girls actually do this with their "gay" best friend? Could this just be a larp and they are escorts or something?

Gay best friends are like side bitches

 

[Deleted member 15752]

And?

Aha... and??????


The fuck you mean AND? Do you know how much I would do for a hug?

 

[catfishman23]

Aha... and??????


The fuck you mean AND? Do you know how much I would do for a hug?

Hug for what? Why do you feel the need to be so beta and thirsty.

 

[First loss]

LMAO that's fucking disgusting I face mog him and he gets to kiss jbs just because they think he is a faggot?

I can be a faggot too come on I want to kiss

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Hug for what? Why do you feel the need to be so beta and thirsty.

over really...

 

[Deleted member 14866]

Slayers don't write things like that on Facebook

you're right, but normies do. and that guy looks normie as fuck

 

[Dungcel]

And?

Hug for what? Why do you feel the need to be so beta and thirsty.

Kinda easy for you to say tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[RollD20]

LMAO that's fucking disgusting I face mog him and he gets to kiss jbs just because they think he is a faggot?

I can be a faggot too come on I want to kiss

Its over for Iwannabeafaggotcels.

 

[Guest2]

Volcel if you wouldn't pretend to be gay in order to kiss hot females like.

 

[catfishman23]

Kinda easy for you to say tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes because I gave up
\_(ツ)_/

 

[Deleted member 677]

What matters is that he is kissing jbs while us incels aren't

What matters is that he is kissing jbs while us incels aren't

What matters is that he is kissing jbs while us incels aren't

 

[Deleted member 14430]

there are no tricks that can get women to feel sexual attraction to you other than having good genetics

reddit tier "life hacks" like this just end in pain

 

[Cuyen]

just let men fuck your asshole bro!

 

[wasted12years]

Just another halo effect. The more you act gay/feminine the more a particular group of foids will like you and mess around with you.