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Quotes:
"Why the fuck you stream that shit!?"
"I am no longer going to be fat after 2014, and that's the promise I made to myself."
"I'm not trying to fucking lose weight, who says I'm trying to lose weight?"[1]
"I'm a slave to food. I love food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy."
"We had a dog named Nigger. Nigger, fetch my shoes!"
"Racists do not bother me."
"Gramma, I'm working."
"My health is startin to fail, I don't had the money to deal with my health problems, I'm a continual failure in losing weight, and my channel went from 8 million views a month to 200,000 views a month. I live off the charity of others, I haven't seen my penis in probably 8 years, I'm bigger now than I've ever been, I have trouble sleeping. Um, I don't take care of myself the way I should, sugar controls my life 110%, I probably have untreated diabetes, and I... basically have to play games for a living that I fucking hate."[2]
"LOOK HERE, LOOK HERE!, LOOK LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP IT! SO STOP GIVIN FUCKING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!"[3]
"Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out."
"I am a racist, to a point."
"Black people don't tip. And like, during my period as a delivery driver. I've started hating black people more and more."
"I just can't do this! I can't take this shit no more man!"
“K/D doesn’t matter dude.”
"I have no sexually transmitted disease."
"I've done significant damage to my body, my core, my structure, You know, my heart. All the strain I've put on it for 34 years living like a fat slob which I am."[4]
"Pussy's not gonna slay itself...all day slay."[5]
"Webby, FUCKING leave dude!"
"Hey Troll channels! how you doin? Ya havin fun stealing content?"[6]
"I'm banning anybody giving me advice, Real talk."[7]
"This is the one, this is the ace-in-hole. This is what, this is the last hoorah! If I fail this, I die!...I die in a bed alone...and like, all people wanna do is fuck with me!"[8]
"I'm not here to conversate man. Nuh, talk about the game."[9]
"MMMUUUUUUUUUAAAGGGGHHHHH, fuckin eh, dude!"[10]
"Uh, Ban Uncut Chode."[11]
"It's time to bring Brook and dock like some pussy and cock!"[12]
"Greyson, I'll kill you"[13]
"Keep in mind, I do not joke around. I do- I do not giggle, I do not try to have fun, I do not try to laugh. so please say stuff or something constructive and not-don't try to joke around with me."
"Is my grandma Sean ranklin, are you allergic to porn? like...you see these questions you ask man? these are the questions you ask...No, my grandma's is not Sean ranklin. No, I'm not allergic to porn!"
"Dude you think I'ma go to Ohio to kill el presador, my back hurts enough to go to the fucking Conway. I don't even know where he lives".[14]
"What are you gonna do to me? Shoot your bitchass in the kneecap that's what I'd do, I'd incapacitate you, then I'd beat you with a fucking pistol grip till the teeth fell out your head, I hate you, I hate you so fucking much."
“I’d kill his whole family. I literally would. I woulda shot him in the yard, I woulda got in muh fuckin truck with a box of shells. I would’ve drove over to his family’s house and killed them too.”
"I really need to make this fuckin' money, I really wanted to get this fuckin' surgery man. I wanted it so fuckin' bad!"
"REAL TALK!"
"Oh muh lord!"[15]
"Mmm"[16]
"Sniped, snipe, sniped, snite, sniped, HeY lOoK mA i Am A sNiPeR!"[17]
"Casual Racism!"[18]
"Can you put your face right in my ass, please?"[19]
"I've been team killed 4,000 times"
"Like, even 16 at 45, that - I'd let that slide, because a 16 year old can make her own damn decisions. I'd cut child pornography off around 12."
"I did say the age of consent should be 12. You know why I said that? Because growing up in high school, I knew girls that were like 12, 13, 14, fucking on the regular."[20]
"No, I won't get rich if my wife dies and I get insurance. I still have to pay youtube 30% and uncle sam 30%"
"Lemme say this: If my kids grew up to be gay, I'm beating the shit out of them. Look here, there are two choices in life: Pretend you're straight or I beat you to death."
"I'd probably like penis in my ass? Nah, I got hemorrhoids."[21]
"Hell yeah I'd suck a dick for a million dollars, who wouldn't?"[22]
"If you wanna consider me bisexual, consider me bisexual."[23]
"Nuh, I mean like, I have no desire to be with a man. Like, ALMOST every person I date is a woman."[24]
"Fuck that nigga! oh muh lord! I hate him! hate him!"
"Donate and I might not lynch your poor family"
"I'm not interested in anything dude, i've turned the only interest I had in life into my wo- into my job...I don't know what to fuckin' do."
"Dude...my life suck- my life sucks! And like, it's even worse when I get on stream playing a game I don't like, and then it's just people coming out of the fuckin' woodworks to troll me."
"Well, ya boi Hitler donated a dollar to us. Thank you, Hitler, for donating that dollar."[25]
"Here's a picture of me holding a fucking Mein Kampf."
"I don't give a fuck if Trump gets impeached! Matter in fact...ban!"
"Yeah, whatever. I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck."
"Get in! Get in! GET IN!!! FUCK! Why didn't y'all guys not try to get in?!"[26]
"I'm teamkilling you right the fuck now, I don't give a shit, I'm teamkilling you now."
"I'm not here to conversate, man. Talk about the game."
"I got headache, I'm hot, my sugar is low, somebody drank all my Pepsi's. Now I gotta drink diet fuckin' Pepsi, I don't wanna play Call of Duty and my feet hurts...and all of my fingers are sore."[27]
"Portugal's in South America, homie."
"Like, I hate Call of Duty! Fuckin' hate it! Fuckin' ruined my life! Hate everything about it..."
"I got a black controller and a white controller, cuz when the black one don't wan- don't wanna work, the white one will!"
"So, the first hour of streaming we made 1 dollar and lost 1 subscriber, so you guys earn... 3 minutes of commercials."
"Ban the word Muslim, please."
"What do I think about National Socialism? I think we should try it."
"My grandfather actually killed a black man on his front porch and got away with it."
"This is gonna sound like some bullshit, but like, Fallout 4 saved my life. It honestly did. I was honestly in a dark period, I wasn't happy with myself, I was very heavy, and like... Fallout 4 gave me hope."
"Consequences have actions, pimp."
"Ban world, Population: YOU!"
"I might drink Pepsi later on."
"STOP TALKING OVER ME YOU MUTHERFUCKERS!!!"
"If I hit 160, like pounds. I would look sickly, like honestly, I would look like I was wearing an overcoat of skin."
"I'm not sabotagin the brand for a lie that you fuckin made. I'm not sabotagin the brand. You creatin a lie sabotaged the brand."[28]
"IT IS A FUCKIN LIE! WHAT PART OF IT IS A FUCKIN LIE! WHAT PART OF ISN'T A FUCKIN LIE? TELL ME WHICH PARD OF IT! Look right there! That's not a setup. Thats not a setup, its a fuckin lie."[29]
"BECAUSE I FUCKIN CAN!!!"[30]
"Stop getting in front of me!"[31]
"All criticisms have to be on the back of a $10 bill"
"What does my diarrhea look like? Like everyone else's"
"Like, if you want me to be 100% truthful, I think I'm sick. But I hope I'm wrong. No no no, it's hard to say it, but like, my testicles have been feeling weird lately. It's kinda got me scared."
"I hate being constipated."
"I said everyone is at least 10% gay, because, I say that, because when you're watching porn, like, if a dude has a crooked-ass fuckin dick, it isn't as appealing as a dude with a nice one."[32]
"Generally when you impregnate the little girl with the Sea Slug, it makes is so that their vision becomes very hallucinations, and so they see the world as like this wonderful ballroom and everyone in there looks like they're dancing and having a good time, and they call them angels, and Adam, they can actually see Adam in like the veins of other people, so that when they see the Adam, they use their little wand and suck the Adam out, and that's how you actually gain Adam."[33]
"Dawg, I'd rather play with another man's dick than play this game."[34]
"HOW THE FUCK DOES IT ALWAYS HIT ME?!?"[35]
Some of this shit sounds based, and some of it sounds like shit you'd see on a novelty shirt.
As for funny trivia on him:
.Jordie was swatted by police live on stream during 2018.
.Jordie was born April 21st, 1986, 5 days before the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, which occured on April 26th.[16]
.Jordie once had a dying dog, but did not want to spend the money for euthanasia, so he instead took it to a local swamp and put it down with a rifle instead.
.Jordie explained that at age 5, he was playing peekaboo with a kitten using a bucket. He was then called in for dinner and forgot about the cat, and did not realize he accidentally suffocated it until many years later.
.After his girlfriend Brandy broke up with him, many rumors began to be spread that she found a relationship with a black man. Trolls began mocking Jordie with the term "Brandy got blacked."
.Despite it bringing him to mainstream success, and purchasing nearly every title in the franchise, Jordie claims to hate the Call of Duty series, and wants nothing to do with it; playing it strictly for monetary gain.
.Jordie has claimed that he does not celebrate Thanksgiving.
.The name "WingsofRedemption" came from Tutankhamun's tomb, which says "Death shall come on swift wings to him who disturbs the peace of the king". He surmised that if death could come to someone on 'swift wings,' so could redemption.
Wings of Redemption
Jordie Jordan (better known online as Wings Of Redemption) is an American YouTube gamer, streamer and former Call Of Duty commentator. He can be considered a pioneer in gaming commentary and was initially a very popular YouTuber in the Call of Duty scene during the early days of YouTube, even...
Quotes:
"Why the fuck you stream that shit!?"
"I am no longer going to be fat after 2014, and that's the promise I made to myself."
"I'm not trying to fucking lose weight, who says I'm trying to lose weight?"[1]
"I'm a slave to food. I love food more than I love myself. I love food more than trucks or pussy."
"We had a dog named Nigger. Nigger, fetch my shoes!"
"Racists do not bother me."
"Gramma, I'm working."
"My health is startin to fail, I don't had the money to deal with my health problems, I'm a continual failure in losing weight, and my channel went from 8 million views a month to 200,000 views a month. I live off the charity of others, I haven't seen my penis in probably 8 years, I'm bigger now than I've ever been, I have trouble sleeping. Um, I don't take care of myself the way I should, sugar controls my life 110%, I probably have untreated diabetes, and I... basically have to play games for a living that I fucking hate."[2]
"LOOK HERE, LOOK HERE!, LOOK LISTEN! APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP IT! SO STOP GIVIN FUCKING ADVICE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!"[3]
"Either subscribe, donate, or get the fuck out."
"I am a racist, to a point."
"Black people don't tip. And like, during my period as a delivery driver. I've started hating black people more and more."
"I just can't do this! I can't take this shit no more man!"
“K/D doesn’t matter dude.”
"I have no sexually transmitted disease."
"I've done significant damage to my body, my core, my structure, You know, my heart. All the strain I've put on it for 34 years living like a fat slob which I am."[4]
"Pussy's not gonna slay itself...all day slay."[5]
"Webby, FUCKING leave dude!"
"Hey Troll channels! how you doin? Ya havin fun stealing content?"[6]
"I'm banning anybody giving me advice, Real talk."[7]
"This is the one, this is the ace-in-hole. This is what, this is the last hoorah! If I fail this, I die!...I die in a bed alone...and like, all people wanna do is fuck with me!"[8]
"I'm not here to conversate man. Nuh, talk about the game."[9]
"MMMUUUUUUUUUAAAGGGGHHHHH, fuckin eh, dude!"[10]
"Uh, Ban Uncut Chode."[11]
"It's time to bring Brook and dock like some pussy and cock!"[12]
"Greyson, I'll kill you"[13]
"Keep in mind, I do not joke around. I do- I do not giggle, I do not try to have fun, I do not try to laugh. so please say stuff or something constructive and not-don't try to joke around with me."
"Is my grandma Sean ranklin, are you allergic to porn? like...you see these questions you ask man? these are the questions you ask...No, my grandma's is not Sean ranklin. No, I'm not allergic to porn!"
"Dude you think I'ma go to Ohio to kill el presador, my back hurts enough to go to the fucking Conway. I don't even know where he lives".[14]
"What are you gonna do to me? Shoot your bitchass in the kneecap that's what I'd do, I'd incapacitate you, then I'd beat you with a fucking pistol grip till the teeth fell out your head, I hate you, I hate you so fucking much."
“I’d kill his whole family. I literally would. I woulda shot him in the yard, I woulda got in muh fuckin truck with a box of shells. I would’ve drove over to his family’s house and killed them too.”
"I really need to make this fuckin' money, I really wanted to get this fuckin' surgery man. I wanted it so fuckin' bad!"
"REAL TALK!"
"Oh muh lord!"[15]
"Mmm"[16]
"Sniped, snipe, sniped, snite, sniped, HeY lOoK mA i Am A sNiPeR!"[17]
"Casual Racism!"[18]
"Can you put your face right in my ass, please?"[19]
"I've been team killed 4,000 times"
"Like, even 16 at 45, that - I'd let that slide, because a 16 year old can make her own damn decisions. I'd cut child pornography off around 12."
"I did say the age of consent should be 12. You know why I said that? Because growing up in high school, I knew girls that were like 12, 13, 14, fucking on the regular."[20]
"No, I won't get rich if my wife dies and I get insurance. I still have to pay youtube 30% and uncle sam 30%"
"Lemme say this: If my kids grew up to be gay, I'm beating the shit out of them. Look here, there are two choices in life: Pretend you're straight or I beat you to death."
"I'd probably like penis in my ass? Nah, I got hemorrhoids."[21]
"Hell yeah I'd suck a dick for a million dollars, who wouldn't?"[22]
"If you wanna consider me bisexual, consider me bisexual."[23]
"Nuh, I mean like, I have no desire to be with a man. Like, ALMOST every person I date is a woman."[24]
"Fuck that nigga! oh muh lord! I hate him! hate him!"
"Donate and I might not lynch your poor family"
"I'm not interested in anything dude, i've turned the only interest I had in life into my wo- into my job...I don't know what to fuckin' do."
"Dude...my life suck- my life sucks! And like, it's even worse when I get on stream playing a game I don't like, and then it's just people coming out of the fuckin' woodworks to troll me."
"Well, ya boi Hitler donated a dollar to us. Thank you, Hitler, for donating that dollar."[25]
"Here's a picture of me holding a fucking Mein Kampf."
"I don't give a fuck if Trump gets impeached! Matter in fact...ban!"
"Yeah, whatever. I hope your family dies in an automobile wreck."
"Get in! Get in! GET IN!!! FUCK! Why didn't y'all guys not try to get in?!"[26]
"I'm teamkilling you right the fuck now, I don't give a shit, I'm teamkilling you now."
"I'm not here to conversate, man. Talk about the game."
"I got headache, I'm hot, my sugar is low, somebody drank all my Pepsi's. Now I gotta drink diet fuckin' Pepsi, I don't wanna play Call of Duty and my feet hurts...and all of my fingers are sore."[27]
"Portugal's in South America, homie."
"Like, I hate Call of Duty! Fuckin' hate it! Fuckin' ruined my life! Hate everything about it..."
"I got a black controller and a white controller, cuz when the black one don't wan- don't wanna work, the white one will!"
"So, the first hour of streaming we made 1 dollar and lost 1 subscriber, so you guys earn... 3 minutes of commercials."
"Ban the word Muslim, please."
"What do I think about National Socialism? I think we should try it."
"My grandfather actually killed a black man on his front porch and got away with it."
"This is gonna sound like some bullshit, but like, Fallout 4 saved my life. It honestly did. I was honestly in a dark period, I wasn't happy with myself, I was very heavy, and like... Fallout 4 gave me hope."
"Consequences have actions, pimp."
"Ban world, Population: YOU!"
"I might drink Pepsi later on."
"STOP TALKING OVER ME YOU MUTHERFUCKERS!!!"
"If I hit 160, like pounds. I would look sickly, like honestly, I would look like I was wearing an overcoat of skin."
"I'm not sabotagin the brand for a lie that you fuckin made. I'm not sabotagin the brand. You creatin a lie sabotaged the brand."[28]
"IT IS A FUCKIN LIE! WHAT PART OF IT IS A FUCKIN LIE! WHAT PART OF ISN'T A FUCKIN LIE? TELL ME WHICH PARD OF IT! Look right there! That's not a setup. Thats not a setup, its a fuckin lie."[29]
"BECAUSE I FUCKIN CAN!!!"[30]
"Stop getting in front of me!"[31]
"All criticisms have to be on the back of a $10 bill"
"What does my diarrhea look like? Like everyone else's"
"Like, if you want me to be 100% truthful, I think I'm sick. But I hope I'm wrong. No no no, it's hard to say it, but like, my testicles have been feeling weird lately. It's kinda got me scared."
"I hate being constipated."
"I said everyone is at least 10% gay, because, I say that, because when you're watching porn, like, if a dude has a crooked-ass fuckin dick, it isn't as appealing as a dude with a nice one."[32]
"Generally when you impregnate the little girl with the Sea Slug, it makes is so that their vision becomes very hallucinations, and so they see the world as like this wonderful ballroom and everyone in there looks like they're dancing and having a good time, and they call them angels, and Adam, they can actually see Adam in like the veins of other people, so that when they see the Adam, they use their little wand and suck the Adam out, and that's how you actually gain Adam."[33]
"Dawg, I'd rather play with another man's dick than play this game."[34]
"HOW THE FUCK DOES IT ALWAYS HIT ME?!?"[35]
Some of this shit sounds based, and some of it sounds like shit you'd see on a novelty shirt.
As for funny trivia on him:
.Jordie was swatted by police live on stream during 2018.
.Jordie was born April 21st, 1986, 5 days before the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, which occured on April 26th.[16]
.Jordie once had a dying dog, but did not want to spend the money for euthanasia, so he instead took it to a local swamp and put it down with a rifle instead.
.Jordie explained that at age 5, he was playing peekaboo with a kitten using a bucket. He was then called in for dinner and forgot about the cat, and did not realize he accidentally suffocated it until many years later.
.After his girlfriend Brandy broke up with him, many rumors began to be spread that she found a relationship with a black man. Trolls began mocking Jordie with the term "Brandy got blacked."
.Despite it bringing him to mainstream success, and purchasing nearly every title in the franchise, Jordie claims to hate the Call of Duty series, and wants nothing to do with it; playing it strictly for monetary gain.
.Jordie has claimed that he does not celebrate Thanksgiving.
.The name "WingsofRedemption" came from Tutankhamun's tomb, which says "Death shall come on swift wings to him who disturbs the peace of the king". He surmised that if death could come to someone on 'swift wings,' so could redemption.
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