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Disclaimer: I'm probably a bit different from y'all. I am kissless/sexless/handholdess virgin but at the same time couldn't really care less because women just disgust me. Don't want to be near them or do anything with them especially knowing I can (and do) pleasure myself a thousand times better then even the most experienced cumdumpster. So here it is, the guide to servicing yourself to the greatest extent so you like me can replace this aspect of your life free from useless dishwashers.
Disclaimer 2: This guide won't work for everyone and for multiple reasons. It's expensive, and I know that. And if any of you faggots complain about it in the comments I will fucking pick on you harder than your high school bully (in vidya). It also involves drugs.
If done right, this will give you an orgasm just like your first one and possibly even better. This regularly leaves me completely drained and honestly once you get used to all the prep its ez. If you're fucking raw jerking it with your hand multiple times a day you are ROBBING yourself of an actual good orgasm and settling for mediocrity. This will elevate you.
What you'll need:
1. A VR headset (I recommend the Oculus Quest 2 because it's fairly affordable+wireless for convenience) loaded with the highest quality VR porn of your favorite fetish.
2. A fleshlight and some lube. Adamandeve website makes this easy.
3. THC and a fairly low tolerance. Preferably edibles as they hit the hardest. THC is extremely safe in this form and easy as fuck to get. Checkout 3chi and other delta 8 websites. If your tolerance is high just T-break. If you've never used THC before buy it but don't go into your first high looking to spill a huge load. Just go into to get used to it then expand your experience. If you're a first timer you should only take around 10mgs of the stuff. Otherwise, just know your limits, know how much you need to take to get pretty stoned and euphoric. Look into even more potent THC like THC-O if you need to. The other obvious caveat is that no one gets high in the same way so if being high doesn't produce any good feelings for you then this isn't going to change anything.
4. The ability to go about 3 days without cranking one out
here we go.
Step one: After lunch of the day around 12pm, consume something oily. This is what cannabinoids love to bind to (when taking them orally/in edible form). Easy stuff includes ramen, pizza, peanut butter, etc. This will maximize your high later on. Another easy way is to just get some sunflower lecithin pills and swallow one of those.
Step two: Go for the next 5 hours without any food. Consuming THC on an empty stomach makes it hit the hardest.
Step three: Go ahead and consume your edibles. Afterwards and while you wait for them to kick (can take 30 mins to 2 hours to do so) you can start eating again. Also consider drinking some alcohol, it'll elevate the effects as well. I also recommend playing some online games with da bois if you got'em. Other things include listening to music and if the munchies kick in then trying every sweet flavored food and candy possible.
Step four: If all goes well and you did your prep right your euphoria should heighten to where reality feels blurry and interchangeable with whats going on in your mind. You should feel vivid thoughts and your imagination start popping off with all the dopamine. All your senses should be considerably heightened including sensitivity to your benis which should combine with 3 days of not jerking it. Once you reach this level its time to go.
Step five: The rest is fairly obvious. Get into a comfortable space. Whip it out. Get that VR headset on and load up the porn. If you've achieved step 4 then the pron should feel look and sound CONSIDERABLY more real then otherwise. So then lube up and get that fleshlight on. Rest should be history.
Leave questions below, faggots.
Disclaimer 2: This guide won't work for everyone and for multiple reasons. It's expensive, and I know that. And if any of you faggots complain about it in the comments I will fucking pick on you harder than your high school bully (in vidya). It also involves drugs.
If done right, this will give you an orgasm just like your first one and possibly even better. This regularly leaves me completely drained and honestly once you get used to all the prep its ez. If you're fucking raw jerking it with your hand multiple times a day you are ROBBING yourself of an actual good orgasm and settling for mediocrity. This will elevate you.
What you'll need:
1. A VR headset (I recommend the Oculus Quest 2 because it's fairly affordable+wireless for convenience) loaded with the highest quality VR porn of your favorite fetish.
2. A fleshlight and some lube. Adamandeve website makes this easy.
3. THC and a fairly low tolerance. Preferably edibles as they hit the hardest. THC is extremely safe in this form and easy as fuck to get. Checkout 3chi and other delta 8 websites. If your tolerance is high just T-break. If you've never used THC before buy it but don't go into your first high looking to spill a huge load. Just go into to get used to it then expand your experience. If you're a first timer you should only take around 10mgs of the stuff. Otherwise, just know your limits, know how much you need to take to get pretty stoned and euphoric. Look into even more potent THC like THC-O if you need to. The other obvious caveat is that no one gets high in the same way so if being high doesn't produce any good feelings for you then this isn't going to change anything.
4. The ability to go about 3 days without cranking one out
here we go.
Step one: After lunch of the day around 12pm, consume something oily. This is what cannabinoids love to bind to (when taking them orally/in edible form). Easy stuff includes ramen, pizza, peanut butter, etc. This will maximize your high later on. Another easy way is to just get some sunflower lecithin pills and swallow one of those.
Step two: Go for the next 5 hours without any food. Consuming THC on an empty stomach makes it hit the hardest.
Step three: Go ahead and consume your edibles. Afterwards and while you wait for them to kick (can take 30 mins to 2 hours to do so) you can start eating again. Also consider drinking some alcohol, it'll elevate the effects as well. I also recommend playing some online games with da bois if you got'em. Other things include listening to music and if the munchies kick in then trying every sweet flavored food and candy possible.
Step four: If all goes well and you did your prep right your euphoria should heighten to where reality feels blurry and interchangeable with whats going on in your mind. You should feel vivid thoughts and your imagination start popping off with all the dopamine. All your senses should be considerably heightened including sensitivity to your benis which should combine with 3 days of not jerking it. Once you reach this level its time to go.
Step five: The rest is fairly obvious. Get into a comfortable space. Whip it out. Get that VR headset on and load up the porn. If you've achieved step 4 then the pron should feel look and sound CONSIDERABLY more real then otherwise. So then lube up and get that fleshlight on. Rest should be history.
Leave questions below, faggots.
