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Discussion THE FRANK TUFANO DILEMMA: Would you get surgery to be the perfect Chad if there was an 80% chance to become the worst subhuman ever?

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If your @LUCK is good then you'll practically be a walking aphrodisiac for the rest of your life. You'll be so attractive that flowers will start blooming and shit whenever you walk past them and the only inconveniences that you'll ever have to deal with will have to be considered divine intervention, since nobody on this Earth would dare to make you feel sad.

However... If you get hit with the 80% botch then you won't even be considered a human being by animal standards. A golden retriever would literally shit itself and play dead on the sidewalk if you walk in its field of view because of how ugly you ended up after the surgery. Plus the evil doctor tampered with your soul and now you're an immortal homunculus so you can't even rope

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Those odds are trash. I would keep my current self and cope as an incel.
 
Yes. 20% chance is worth it, I have little to lose.
 
I turned down a surgery that offered a 60% chance of turning me into a quadriplegic.
 
If your @LUCK is good then you'll practically be a walking aphrodisiac for the rest of your life. You'll be so attractive that flowers will start blooming and shit whenever you walk past them and the only inconveniences that you'll ever have to deal with will have to be considered divine intervention, since nobody on this Earth would dare to make you feel sad.

However... If you get hit with the 80% botch then you won't even be considered a human being by animal standards. A golden retriever would literally shit itself and play dead on the sidewalk if you walk in its field of view because of how ugly you ended up after the surgery. Plus the evil doctor tampered with your soul and now you're an immortal homunculus so you can't even rope

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So... basically the downside is I remain the same?
 

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