The first bible story is literally a guy getting cucked

[idfklma]

Adam and Eve. Adam starts off as a lonely incel. God gives him a woman. Literally 5 minutes later shes tired of it all and is seduced by a snake tempting her 2 eat an apple (snake is chad with a big dick and apple is sex, thats why a woman biting an apple has long been a trope for deviance and seductive sexuality). She eats the apple cucking Adam, Adam eats it too becoming a willing cuckold and the whole thing goes to shit. Fitting that the first bible story is literally a white woman getting seduced by an animal jfl

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I think there’s supposed to have been a large amount of time that passes between Eve’s creation and the fruit eating.

 

[BlackCel_from_ZA]

Adam and Eve. Adam starts off as a lonely incel. God gives him a woman. Literally 5 minutes later shes tired of it all and is seduced by a snake tempting her 2 eat an apple (snake is chad with a big dick and apple is sex, thats why a woman biting an apple has long been a trope for deviance and seductive sexuality). She eats the apple cucking Adam, Adam eats it too becoming a willing cuckold and the whole thing goes to shit. Fitting that the first bible story is literally a white woman getting seduced by an animal jfl

 

[Med Anime]

i think the first story of the bible is about the snake pill or the animal pill

the snake is a snake but eve used the snake as a didlo since adam had a small dick

 

[ReconElement]

Snakepilled

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

 

[TheSwagapino]

 

[Zhou Chang-Xing]

Wherever and whenever a toilet can cheat a toilet will cheat, the only exception is that she won't cheat with ugly men.

 

[Creep]

The whole religion of christianity is based on the Mary the whore cheating on her husband with roman chad and lying about it

 

[Asgard]

i think the first story of the bible is about the snake pill or the animal pill

the snake is a snake but eve used the snake as a didlo since adam had a small dick

I'd use the snake as a fleshlight.

 

[adharmi]

 

[eatdinner]

white woman?

 

[Verxis]

Adam and Eve. Adam starts off as a lonely incel. God gives him a woman. Literally 5 minutes later shes tired of it all and is seduced by a snake tempting her 2 eat an apple (snake is chad with a big dick and apple is sex, thats why a woman biting an apple has long been a trope for deviance and seductive sexuality). She eats the apple cucking Adam, Adam eats it too becoming a willing cuckold and the whole thing goes to shit. Fitting that the first bible story is literally a white woman getting seduced by an animal jfl

Really makes you think. It explains why christfaggotry is a religion of cuckoldry. Jesus was a cuckbaby.

 

[lotus2345]

High IQ