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Clavicus Vile

Clavicus Vile

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Just trying to maybe scale how much these listed things would make you a fakecel since many here have experiences that would make people question their inceldom.

Made friends with a girl: 0% - 5%

Been complimented on looks by a girl: 5% - 10%

Never had any negative experiences with girls: 10% - 15%

Not shy being around girls: 15% - 20%

Never been made fun of for your looks: 25% - 30%

Not feeling insecure at all: 35% - 40%

Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 45% - 50% ( DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES )

Had a girl say she’d maybe consider dating you in a pitiful way: 50% - 55%

Neurotypical: 55% - 60%

Soft curly blonde/brunette hair: 60% - 65%

White: 65% - 70%

Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 70% - 75%

6ft or higher: 75% - 80%

Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 85% - 90%

Modern day normie slang and mentality: 95%

Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%

Let me know what you think.
 
White being this high is retarded.
 
0%... omg... :worryfeels:

well atleast i'm not fakecel
 
i'm white and 5'11 with the described brunette hair but i'm a badly autistic nigga
 
Just trying to maybe scale how much these listed things would make you a fakecel since many here have experiences that would make people question their inceldom.

Made friends with a girl: 0% - 5%

Been complimented on looks by a girl: 5% - 10%

Never had any negative experiences with girls: 10% - 15%

Not shy being around girls: 15% - 20%

Never been made fun of for your looks: 25% - 30%

Not feeling insecure at all: 35% - 40%

Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 45% - 50% ( DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES )

Had a girl say she’d maybe consider dating you in a pitiful way: 50% - 55%

Neurotypical: 55% - 60%

Soft curly blonde/brunette hair: 60% - 65%

White: 65% - 70%

Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 70% - 75%

6ft or higher: 75% - 80%

Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 85% - 90%

Modern day normie slang and mentality: 95%

Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%

Let me know what you think.
Everything is 100% fakecel except white,6 ft, NT and hair color/form
 
Just trying to maybe scale how much these listed things would make you a fakecel since many here have experiences that would make people question their inceldom.

Made friends with a girl: 0% - 5%

Been complimented on looks by a girl: 5% - 10%

Never had any negative experiences with girls: 10% - 15%

Not shy being around girls: 15% - 20%

Never been made fun of for your looks: 25% - 30%

Not feeling insecure at all: 35% - 40%

Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 45% - 50% ( DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES )

Had a girl say she’d maybe consider dating you in a pitiful way: 50% - 55%

Neurotypical: 55% - 60%

Soft curly blonde/brunette hair: 60% - 65%

White: 65% - 70%

Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 70% - 75%

6ft or higher: 75% - 80%

Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 85% - 90%

Modern day normie slang and mentality: 95%

Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%

Let me know what you think.
Being friend of a foid is 100% fakecel, wrong post
 
Just trying to maybe scale how much these listed things would make you a fakecel since many here have experiences that would make people question their inceldom.

Made friends with a girl: 0% - 5%

Been complimented on looks by a girl: 5% - 10%

Never had any negative experiences with girls: 10% - 15%

Not shy being around girls: 15% - 20%

Never been made fun of for your looks: 25% - 30%

Not feeling insecure at all: 35% - 40%

Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 45% - 50% ( DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES )

Had a girl say she’d maybe consider dating you in a pitiful way: 50% - 55%

Neurotypical: 55% - 60%

Soft curly blonde/brunette hair: 60% - 65%

White: 65% - 70%

Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 70% - 75%

6ft or higher: 75% - 80%

Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 85% - 90%

Modern day normie slang and mentality: 95%

Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%

Let me know what you think.
Low IQ post, how is being white more fakecel than having female friends and girls complimenting your looks
 
Low IQ post, how is being white more fakecel than having female friends and girls complimenting your looks
Women lie a lot, an extremely large amount of what women say are lies.
 
Women lie a lot, an extremely large amount of what women say are lies.
They see us as less than crockoaches nigga, thet would never do anything kind for us, and never compliment us unless it's sarcasm
 
Low IQ post, how is being white more fakecel than having female friends and girls complimenting your looks
Making friends with a girl that is "similar" to your own mother is easier than not being shy around them. Most people have made friends with their mother because it's their mother, so they know an example of it. Being shy now, is a whole nother thing and far more difficult to overcome.

So it's just a mother and son analogy based on probability.

Though I do not know if this one is true, but being white can make you suspect of being able to ascend with a desperate ethnic foid.
 
Made friends with a girl: 100%

Been complimented on looks by a girl:0% if it's sarcasm, 100% if it's seriously

Never had any negative experiences with girls: 100%

Not shy being around girls:100%

Never been made fun of for your looks:100%

Not feeling insecure at all: 35% - 40%

Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 100%





Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 0%, she doesn't laugh with you, she laughs at you



Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 100%

Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%

Let me
I corrected it
Women lie a lot, an extremely large amount of what women say are lies.
Made friends with a girl: 100%



Been complimented on looks by a girl:0% if it's sarcasm, 100% if it's seriously



Never had any negative experiences with girls: 100%



Not shy being around girls:100%



Never been made fun of for your looks:100%



Not feeling insecure at all: 35% - 40%



Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 100%











Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 0%, she doesn't laugh with you, she laughs at you







Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 100%



Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%
I corrected it
 
Making friends with a girl that is "similar" to your own mother is easier than not being shy around them. Most people have made friends with their mother because it's their mother, so they know an example of it. Being shy now, is a whole nother thing and far more difficult to overcome.

So it's just a mother and son analogy based on probability.

Though I do not know if this one is true, but being white can make you suspect of being able to ascend with a desperate ethnic foid.
Cope, foids feel repulsed by anyone of us existence
 
JFL not being shy around girls is 10% yet being white is 60%?

What is this nigger smoking
 
I'm the only last truecel on this website post #8173828373802938
 
I've talked to girls but they were more like associates.
I still got laughed and isolated from girls in hs so it wasn't as bad as my elementary days but at least in hs I could hold a convo with them but it never went anywhere.
 
0% here
Incel pride worldwide :feelsLightsaber:
 
NT - 100,000,000,000,000,000,000%

@VideoGameCoper
 
@fakecel thoughts?
 
Just trying to maybe scale how much these listed things would make you a fakecel since many here have experiences that would make people question their inceldom.

Made friends with a girl: 0% - 5%

Been complimented on looks by a girl: 5% - 10%

Never had any negative experiences with girls: 10% - 15%

Not shy being around girls: 15% - 20%

Never been made fun of for your looks: 25% - 30%

Not feeling insecure at all: 35% - 40%

Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 45% - 50% ( DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES )

Had a girl say she’d maybe consider dating you in a pitiful way: 50% - 55%

Neurotypical: 55% - 60%

Soft curly blonde/brunette hair: 60% - 65%

White: 65% - 70%

Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 70% - 75%

6ft or higher: 75% - 80%

Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 85% - 90%

Modern day normie slang and mentality: 95%

Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%

Let me know what you think.
My version

Made friends with a girl: 0% - 5%

Been complimented on looks by a girl: 95% - 100%

Never had any negative experiences with girls: 10% - 15%

Not shy being around girls: 15% - 20%

Never been made fun of for your looks: 25% - 30%

Not feeling insecure at all: 55% - 60%

Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 45% - 50% ( DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES )

Had a girl say she’d maybe consider dating you in a pitiful way: 75% - 85%

Neurotypical: 999,999,999,999,999,999%

Soft curly blonde/brunette hair: 60% - 65%

White: Its gigaover

Black - ♾%

Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 70% - 75%

6ft or higher: 20% - 30%

Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 85% - 90%

Modern day normie slang and mentality: 95%

Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%

Let me know what you think.
 
bro i got 100% on them all this is awesome sauce Gonna leave now! This means i passed the exam
 
Just trying to maybe scale how much these listed things would make you a fakecel since many here have experiences that would make people question their inceldom.

Made friends with a girl: 0% - 5%

Been complimented on looks by a girl: 5% - 10%

Never had any negative experiences with girls: 10% - 15%

Not shy being around girls: 15% - 20%

Never been made fun of for your looks: 25% - 30%

Not feeling insecure at all: 35% - 40%

Successfully gotten a girl’s real number: 45% - 50% ( DEPENDS ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES )

Had a girl say she’d maybe consider dating you in a pitiful way: 50% - 55%

Neurotypical: 55% - 60%

Soft curly blonde/brunette hair: 60% - 65%

White: 65% - 70%

Able to hold a full conversation with a girl irl that you just met and make her laugh: 70% - 75%

6ft or higher: 75% - 80%

Large circle of real life friends of both men and women: 85% - 90%

Modern day normie slang and mentality: 95%

Had sexual experiences with a woman: 100%

Let me know what you think.
The only ones that apply to me was I made friends (platonic) with a girl once in 9th grade (didn't last long, she forgot me within a year or so). Never even hugged me or held my hand though. And I'm white.
 

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