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Long ago men would come home from a long day of work and they would tell their nagging bitch of a wife to make them a sandwich.

It was the only pleasure that foids could give to the man outside of copulation, and it would also distract women long enough to where you wouldn't have to hear about their useless blabbering that leads nowhere.

The sandwich is designed to be simple, and because of this women would have the brain capacity to be able to make one, (barely). :feelsseriously:

Then after the betabuxx finished his sandwich he would finish in her rear, and the rest is history. :feelsokman:
 
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This filled my hunger for both sandwiches and pussy
 
I wouldn't trust a foid to make my sandwiches, you never know how you'll get poisoned nowadays

Plus I can make my own sandwiches
 
I wouldn't trust a foid to make my sandwiches, you never know how you'll get poisoned nowadays

Plus I can make my own sandwiches
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Watching forensic files made me never want to eat anything a foid makes ever again tbh.
 
Foids would poison their husband's food a lot. Saw one where some bitch poured draino into his tea. :dafuckfeels:
I never got why women don't just divorce. Why go through a illegal elobarate spy mission to poison someone when you can just ask for a divorce. If the man refuses simply call the police. Why are women like this?
 
I never got why women don't just divorce. Why go through a illegal elobarate spy mission to poison someone when you can just ask for a divorce. If the man refuses simply call the police. Why are women like this?
Women are evil :feelsthink:
 
Foids would poison my sandwich
 
I wouldn't trust a foid to make my sandwiches, you never know how you'll get poisoned nowadays

Plus I can make my own sandwiches
No joke one of my dad's friend, his wife tried to fucking kill him.
He went to the hospital one day and the doctors were like holy shit dude your organs are shutting down. This was after he had got into a recent divorce with his wife.
They found traces of poison in his body and he thinks his wife was slowly putting small amounts of poison overtime in his food/drinks
Fortunately the guy was such a drunk he was pretty much throwing up everyday so not all of it would stay in his body but it eventually caught up to him
Crazy fucking shit
 
No joke one of my dad's friend, his wife tried to fucking kill him.
He went to the hospital one day and the doctors were like holy shit dude your organs are shutting down. This was after he had got into a recent divorce with his wife.
They found traces of poison in his body and he thinks his wife was slowly putting small amounts of poison overtime in his food/drinks
Fortunately the guy was such a drunk he was pretty much throwing up everyday so not all of it would stay in his body but it eventually caught up to him
Crazy fucking shit
Holy shit man, that's fucked :shock:
 
No joke one of my dad's friend, his wife tried to fucking kill him.
He went to the hospital one day and the doctors were like holy shit dude your organs are shutting down. This was after he had got into a recent divorce with his wife.
They found traces of poison in his body and he thinks his wife was slowly putting small amounts of poison overtime in his food/drinks
Fortunately the guy was such a drunk he was pretty much throwing up everyday so not all of it would stay in his body but it eventually caught up to him
Crazy fucking shit
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That's what awaits any of us who ascend
 
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Watching forensic files made me never want to eat anything a foid makes ever again tbh.
WOW ALMOST EXACTLY SAME MAN LMAO recently i have been watching forensic files and many episodes are about foids putting poisons in stuff i honestly might never again accept food from foids that I dont know well
 
WOW ALMOST EXACTLY SAME MAN LMAO recently i have been watching forensic files and many episodes are about foids putting poisons in stuff i honestly might never again accept food from foids that I dont know well
:feelshaha::feelsokman: based
 

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