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It's Over The college nightclub I visit turned me away last night because I didn't have student ID with me.

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I do have a student ID, I just don't carry it with me at all times because I almost never need it. But last night I did. Wouldn't let me in without proof that I was actually enrolled. There were police there and everything making sure this was enforced.

Now, it would be ridiculous to say that they implemented this to keep an eye out for a specific oldcel who suddenly decided to hang out there every weekend. But I went asking around, both on campus and on my college's/city's local Reddit. No one can tell me why they were carding people last night. Few can even recall that they WERE carding people last night.

I'm torn between feeling so rejected that I should never return, or so affronted that I definitely SHOULD return with my ID and say "Fuck you, let me in, and I'll talk to as many girls as I want."

EDIT: Also, because I was turned away and had nothing else to do with my night, I decided to go to McDonalds because the McRib was on the menu. I order some McRibs, but then they tell me "Hey we're out of McRib sauce, but we can put another sauce on it."

They offer me a variety of sauces. I'm not mad, I'm actually intrigued at the idea of having a custom made McRib. I go for Spicy Buffalo. But they don't even cook the McRibs with the buffalo sauce on them. They just give me a fistful of cold buffalo sauce packets and send me on my way. Like I'm supposed to make the McRibs myself.

A very subpar Saturday night.
 
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Oldcel in college?
Brutal and ER fuel
 
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I do have a student ID, I just don't carry it with me at all times because I almost never need it. But last night I did. Wouldn't let me in without proof that I was actually enrolled. There were police there and everything making sure this was enforced.

Now, it would be ridiculous to say that they implemented this to keep an eye out for a specific oldcel who suddenly decided to hang out there every weekend. But I went asking around, both on campus and on my college's/city's local Reddit. No one can tell me why they were carding people last night. Few can even recall that they WERE carding people last night.

I'm torn between feeling so rejected that I should never return, or so affronted that I definitely SHOULD return with my ID and say "Fuck you, let me in, and I'll talk to as many girls as I want."
bouncer would have let you in if you were a prime jb/ stacy
 
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Do you have prospects of ascending there? Also, what's your major?
 
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Mogs me by going to a college nightclub, my college experience has only been classes and studycelling.
 
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Sorry brocel im not trying to be mean but your life is turning into a sitcom.:feelskek:
 
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Do you have prospects of ascending there? Also, what's your major?

I have no major. I'm only taking enough classes to qualify for an ID and student housing.
 
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I have no major. I'm only taking enough classes to qualify for an ID and student housing.
Then why are you going to college? Is it literally just to get into student nightclubs?
 
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Then why are you going to college? Is it literally just to get into student nightclubs?

Not just the nightclubs, it's to be in the social environment of college students.
 
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To be honest, the fact you're an old incel, makes you look creepy and weird. Especially, at a nightclub for young adults.

Just use that college money for escorts, for fuck sakes.:feelskek:
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if they've started carding because of the resurging virus cuckery.

Sorry brocel im not trying to be mean but your life is turning into a sitcom.:feelskek:
True, so much crazy shit happens. This is the fate that would await me if I tried to hang out with normies more to be honest.
 
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Important lesson Frothy ALWAYS carry that card. Same thing happened to me and a friend when we tried to crash a college club night 1 night.
To be honest, the fact you're an old incel, makes you look creepy and weird. Especially, at a nightclub for young adults.

Just use that college money for escorts, for fuck sakes.:feelskek:
Don't listen to faggots like this ^

Do you, you're easily one of the most respectable posters here amongst the scum and cretins.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if they've started carding because of the resurging virus cuckery.


True, so much crazy shit happens. This is the fate that would await me if I tried to hang out with normies more to be honest.
Things get out of hands, we are guilty of existing, do you think those fuckers would bother him if he was some old chad? of course not, he could be their profesor and fuck them in public and no one would say a word.
 
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Important lesson Frothy ALWAYS carry that card. Same thing happened to me and a friend when we tried to crash a college club night 1 night.

Don't listen to faggots like this ^

Do you, you're easily one of the most respectable posters here amongst the scum and cretins.
How am I wrong? He'd have more sucess using that money on escorts, than using it on tuition, housing, and chasing foids who aren't interested him. I don't hate OP, but going to college ascend when there is younger and fitter men, is not an good idea.
 
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Just go to a hooker grandpa, it's over for a long time now
 
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Do you, you're easily one of the most respectable posters here amongst the scum and cretins.
I don't know if he has confidence or he's delusional or he just doesn't give a fuck, but I gotta admit I wouldn't be able to do 1% of the shit he's doing without ending up killing myself
 
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How am I wrong? He'd have more sucess using that money on escorts, than using it on tuition, housing, and chasing foids who aren't interested him. I don't hate OP, but going to college ascend when there is younger and fitter men, is not an good idea.
Nah you're wrong it is
 
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I didn't have any class in college
 
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To be honest, the fact you're an old incel, makes you look creepy and weird. Especially, at a nightclub for young adults.

Just use that college money for escorts, for fuck sakes.:feelskek:
Exactly this, he should go slay in Poland or something

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Nah you're wrong it is

I want to believe it's a good idea. But so far I haven't made much meaningful progress. But I will double down all the harder for you.
 
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Things get out of hands, we are guilty of existing, do you think those fuckers would bother him if he was some old chad? of course not, he could be their profesor and fuck them in public and no one would say a word.
That's true. The halo and failo effect are real.
 
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I want to believe it's a good idea. But so far I haven't made much meaningful progress. But I will double down all the harder for you.
Well the other option also was good, what the other guy suggested. Move to a foreign country and try and ascend that way.

But that is harder in many ways and long-term probably more problematic. Yup, good luck to you bro, even if you don't get a girlfriend I'm sure you'll have some good times and have some fun :y'all:
 
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Not just the nightclubs, it's to be in the social environment of college students.
Don’t you think your odds of ascending with college age girls is incredibly low. Wouldn’t it be more productive to get involved in something with women your own age.
 
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I have no major. I'm only taking enough classes to qualify for an ID and student housing.
Not just the nightclubs, it's to be in the social environment of college students.
Im sorry man but your life is essentially over on that front :feelsugh:

The only way you can have fun with a foid 18-23 yrs of age would be to turbobetabuxx for her and fund her classes.


Are you hoping you get some american pie tier opportunity, thinking that anyone can get laid for free with some luck and drugs :feelswhat:
 
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Also be warned that if you somehow were to ascend with a sexy 21yo student, when/if she breaks up with you could push you into insanity. We all remember this nigger:
Dat pussy literally drove him to murder and suicide.
Ooga booga
 
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You should've razed the fucking building to the ground right there and then.

I had already paid for the McRibs and everything. Frankly I was owed proper McRibs, but I'm too nice a guy.

Don’t you think your odds of ascending with college age girls is incredibly low. Wouldn’t it be more productive to get involved in something with women your own age.

Im sorry man but your life is essentially over on that front :feelsugh:

The only way you can have fun with a foid 18-23 yrs of age would be to turbobetabuxx for her and fund her classes.


Are you hoping you get some american pie tier opportunity, thinking that anyone can get laid for free with some luck and drugs :feelswhat:

It's not even about the ascension. If I could manifest a 48 year old MILF from human clay who was beholden to my cock, I don't think I could fuck her. Because it's about reclaiming what I missed out on. And to even look at it through the window, to be this close to it, I prefer that to women my age.

Also be warned that if you somehow were to ascend with a sexy 21yo student, when/if she breaks up with you could push you into insanity. We all remember this nigger:
Dat pussy literally drove him to murder and suicide.
Ooga booga

I don't want a girlfriend. I just wanna be "part" of the social environment. I wanna be that guy who fucked that girl.
 
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I keep my old student ID.im in my late 20s but ppl tell me I look like I'm 22 if I shave like I'm 19 lmao. One of the perks of being Latino is we age well.
 
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:feelstastyman: over for contradictory cels

I do wanna ascend, I just don't want a committed relationship. Y'know just be known by people in the environment for my interactions with other people.
 
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Not just the nightclubs, it's to be in the social environment of college students.

Oh man this is rich.

A Boomer actually experiencing life as a young male in 2021 (except worse because oldcel).

I don't know if he has confidence or he's delusional or he just doesn't give a fuck, but I gotta admit I wouldn't be able to do 1% of the shit he's doing without ending up killing myself
 
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How old are you and how far have you gone through college?
 
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I do wanna ascend, I just don't want a committed relationship. Y'know just be known by people in the environment for my interactions with other people.
Smart, good luck bro
 
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How old are you and how far have you gone through college?

I'm old. I've already earned a Bachelor's years ago but I'm going back just to be part of the community again.
 
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I'm old. I've already earned a Bachelor's years ago but I'm going back just to be part of the community again.
Honestly 1 of the best moves to make, up there with @itsOVER style geomaxing.

Fuck these idiots, you da man Frothy :feelsYall:
 
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I'm old. I've already earned a Bachelor's years ago but I'm going back just to be part of the community again.
That does sound like a sitcom tbh...

A sad one too...

Why not just move to a new city? Start a new life?

College was shitty to me, the people were shitty to me and the overall experience influenced me to never pursue higher education...

Why would you want to go back?
 
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That does sound like a sitcom tbh...

A sad one too...

Why not just move to a new city? Start a new life?

College was shitty to me, the people were shitty to me and the overall experience influenced me to never pursue higher education...

Why would you want to go back?

Because there's no community anywhere else. Say I wanted to statusmaxx. Which is kinda what I'm trying to do anyway, but let's imagine I stand a good chance of actually becoming one of the "cool kids." Where else am I gonna be part of the "cool kids" except a school? There are no "cool kids" anywhere else, because there's no social environment quite like school.
 
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I get profiled all the time as well, it's bullshit
 
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Where else am I gonna be part of the "cool kids" except a school?
Are you really part of the cool kids?

I do understand why one would want to particpate in such a charade, but those kids will eventually become fathers and mothers, I do not want to sound mean but I must state this bluntly.

You are living in the past, a fantastical one at that.
 
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It's not even about the ascension. If I could manifest a 48 year old MILF from human clay who was beholden to my cock, I don't think I could fuck her. Because it's about reclaiming what I missed out on. And to even look at it through the window, to be this close to it, I prefer that to women my age.

Damn buddy, those are some high standards.

Honestly 1 of the best moves to make, up there with @itsOVER style geomaxing.

Fuck these idiots, you da man Frothy :feelsYall:

That guy was a 5'6" manlet who impregnated several Thailand girls and fucked like a ton more.

Not comparable at all. University (or basically anywhere in the West) is not the environment to ascend even for youngcels JFL.
 
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Are you really part of the cool kids?

I do understand why one would want to particpate in such a charade, but those kids will eventually become fathers and mothers, I do not want to sound mean but I must state this bluntly.

You are living in the past, a fantastical one at that.

No I'm not, but I'm saying if someone did want to be part of the cool kids, where else would they do it but a school?
 
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No I'm not, but I'm saying if someone did want to be part of the cool kids, where else would they do it but a school?
Maybe at a club as a drug dealer?

To be honest I do not like the idea of the "cool kids" to begin with... it is cliche.

Just accept it, you are not a normal fag...
 
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No I'm not, but I'm saying if someone did want to be part of the cool kids, where else would they do it but a school?
Bartending/other minimum wage McJobs?
 

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