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Just by the title alone I knew the OP was my nigga @chudur-budur 
Toxic Femininity The age of farting feminists is here, watch out buddy boyos
feel my knuckles bastard whore
Just by the title alone I knew the OP was my nigga @chudur-budur
Watch out buddy boyos, recently I heard some folks at local tavern whisper that a few infamous brap-vampires were seen wandering near our town week ago!
These pesky critters sneak into stables during full moon and snatch yongest braphog calfs!
Keep your god-blessed guns at hand, take turns watching your stables at night, and always be ready to defend your flock! They want our braphogs? Over our cold, dead bodies damm it!
Take care pardners, yee haw
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But, I recently read somewhere that the average healthy person farts 10-20 times a day.
They're not too healthy if they can't digest everything right. They certainly don't feel good that's for sure. Farting= automatic depression no joke.
You may be right, as I suffer from both flatulence and depression.
Farting roasties are on the loose, beware ...
brap, braap, braaaaaaaaap, pssssssst, frrrrrrrrrrtttttttt, ... brap brap brap .... pffffffffffffffftttttttt
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It turns me off when women do this.
I would rather be volcel.
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