Ellsworth
Chad but they let me post here anyway
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- May 23, 2019
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Quick story, was at convenience store recently and had accumulated a lot of points on my frequent customer account thingy so wanted to pay using my points. The clerk was a nice guy but new to the job so it took him a while to figure out how to do that, he even had to call his manager.
I would say I mogged this guy as he was a fat, slow witted, and smelly (but nice) ginger. As we were conducting the transaction a fat female walked in. Not super fat, she was kinda cute though, but very far from being a Stacy. I would smash. She stands off to the side of the counter while he tries to figure things out. I thought of maybe even hitting on the girl while I waited. Here is the brutal part; since it was taking a long time I kinda looked over to the girl and gave her the sorry I’m taking forever and holding up the line kind of look. She noticed this and said “don’t worry about it, he’s my husband I’m not waiting to pay or anything.”
I was like wtf. This fat, ugly dude, who I make more money than and am smarter than and likely look better than has a ok looking wife while I post on .co. How the fuck!!!
I would say I mogged this guy as he was a fat, slow witted, and smelly (but nice) ginger. As we were conducting the transaction a fat female walked in. Not super fat, she was kinda cute though, but very far from being a Stacy. I would smash. She stands off to the side of the counter while he tries to figure things out. I thought of maybe even hitting on the girl while I waited. Here is the brutal part; since it was taking a long time I kinda looked over to the girl and gave her the sorry I’m taking forever and holding up the line kind of look. She noticed this and said “don’t worry about it, he’s my husband I’m not waiting to pay or anything.”
I was like wtf. This fat, ugly dude, who I make more money than and am smarter than and likely look better than has a ok looking wife while I post on .co. How the fuck!!!