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That'll be $70

"WOAH! I located the banana and collected it! And now I'll go find another banana!"
Laziest game design possible. Make an open sandbox, and then copy and paste collectibles. Collecthons should've died in the 90s but Nintendo had to bring them back out of pure laziness.
DKC has fallen so far from what DKC1&2 were
 
Looks like yet another procedural slop that did cost them nothing to develop. Shame as i was at least a little excited about terrain destruction.
 
i don't know what that graphics glitch is called, but it appears with certain settings, like turning off antialiasing on games that need it to be on
Dithering probably like with 3ds to save performance. I bet it's also issue with their DLSS rendering that they use as "optimization" tool instead of using their stupid nip heads to do manual optimization.
 
Those textures are so low res that it may as well be indie game like NMS
 
He looks like a depraved lesbian.

It’s embarrassing.

Of course the soys will readily gobble up the slop and make excuses for everything as usual.
He looks too childish and "cute". I think Nintendo is trying to make him more appealing to the jap audience, since I'm fairly sure the classic Rare DK games were never popular there
 
won't play that shit for free
 

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