>tfw Incels Win the Lottery

[rope2cope]

I was thinking about Eliot's autistic obsession with winning the lottery so decided to buy 2 tickets since I saw an advert on television about it being a huge jackpot.

When we win I will treat shortcels to LL surgery in Russia, baldcels with hair transplants in Turkey and for the deformedcels top plastic surgery in the US.

We're all gonna make it brah's, I'll build a commune or buy an Island with my 140 milly prize.

 

[Tenshi]

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[rope2cope]

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[Incline]

I bought like 30 of those from the same site and never won jack shit

 

[Deleted member 32502]

I have shit RNG with lottery. It's rigged I think (no proof though)

 

[rope2cope]

I bought like 30 of those from the same site and never won jack shit

It's just the UK Lottery site, I hope I don't lose my £5 shekels, I have promised alot of brocels surgery....

 

[Deleted member 140]

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[Therapywasaaste]

If you win gimme some pls

 

[Dregster]

I was thinking about Eliot's autistic obsession with winning the lottery so decided to buy 2 tickets since I saw an advert on television about it being a huge jackpot.

When we win I will treat shortcels to LL surgery in Russia, baldcels with hair transplants in Turkey and for the deformedcels top plastic surgery in the US.

We're all gonna make it brah's, I'll build a commune or buy an Island with my 140 milly prize.

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@Colvin76 thoughts?

 

[rope2cope]

If you win gimme some pls

Okay bro.

 

[Dregster]

@Colvin76 thoughts?

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Okay bro.

Thank you

 

[Deleted member 140]

I believe in you. Jackpot for incels

 

[Deleted member 20811]

@Colvin76 thoughts?

Surgery and LL would not ascend me.

I'd rather just get $100K or however much the lottery is and have the option to spend whatever I want with it.

 

[Pain And Hatred]

Hope you win brocel.

 

[PPEcel]

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[rope2cope]

Surgery and LL would not ascend me.

I'd rather just get $100K or however much the lottery is and have the option to spend whatever I want with it.

I'll pencil you in for 100k payout.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Gibs me dat white boy

 

[Deleted member 20811]

I'll pencil you in for 100k payout.

Based

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Just win lotteries Theory

 

[Dregster]

Surgery and LL would not ascend me.

I'd rather just get $100K or however much the lottery is and have the option to spend whatever I want with it.

High IQ response

 

[Linesnap99]

The game is rigged.

 

[Incline]

It's just the UK Lottery site, I hope I don't lose my £5 shekels, I have promised alot of brocels surgery....

I know the site I bought it there too. I am starting to think it's a scam.

 

[Eremite]

I had 4 from 6 right plus Bonus number a few weeks ago in local lottery. Won 150 Euro. One more number and I would have won 40k. Only play local lottery. Euromillion is bullshit.

 

[ReturnOfSaddam]

ER's prose about the repeated lottery failures were comedy gold. He legit thought he would win the fucking jackpot at >1000000:1 odds. Was hilarious to see him building it up about how this time it'd all work out and so on. That guy was delusion personified

 

[rope2cope]

ER's prose about the repeated lottery failures were comedy gold. He legit thought he would win the fucking jackpot at >1000000:1 odds. Was hilarious to see him building it up about how this time it'd all work out and so on. That guy was delusion personified

Yeah, I was reading his manifesto a few days ago and laughed at that. It's why I decided to invest 500 pennies in following ER's footsteps.