Serious Texts from parents, what do they mean?

[BummerDrummerOG]

my parents keep texting me shit like this for no reason out ofthe blue. What does this mean? No recent tragedies hit and we never speak despite living in the same home.My parents are old(had me at 40 so they’re 60)

Is this a precursor to senility? Boomer madness? Again, no justification for those texts. Both taken at different times so it’s not about the same event if it is about one.
I’m not socially good enough to know what they mean by this. Is it just face value garbage or do they think something deeper in me? They know I have no friends and no social life too. Again, same house.

They are my only contacts and I do not respond/talk to them often. Only when forced

 

[TheSecondComing]

oh, and please stop watching porn.

 

[Dregster]

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my parents keep texting me shit like this for no reason out ofthe blue. What does this mean? No recent tragedies hit and we never speak despite living in the same home.My parents are old(had me at 40 so they’re 60)

Is this a precursor to senility? Boomer madness? Again, no justification for those texts. Both taken at different times so it’s not about the same event if it is about one.
I’m not socially good enough to know what they mean by this. Is it just face value garbage or do they think something deeper in me? They know I have no friends and no social life too. Again, same house.

They are my only contacts and I do not respond/talk to them often. Only when forced

They probably have your phone hacked and saw all of your .co posts

It's so fucking Over for you buddy boyo

 

[Animecel2D]

I think they just copy pasted some motivational quotes from a self help book and changed a few words. This shit sounds so damn cheesy, that it wouldn’t be surprising.

 

[HonkHonkHonk]

1. Corona craze
2. They're telling you to man up and find a wife already

 

[Genetic Dead End]

They know you're down and out, and are trying to alleiviate your situation to the best of their knowledge I guess.

 

[Atavistic Autist]

It's the Corona Virus bro.

Also they know you're a coomer, and relate your impressionability to porn with a potential impressionability to social panics/scares.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

1. Corona craze

tbh, they want to do some good deeds as they think they might die soon

 

[Personalityinkwell]

It's the Corona Virus bro.

Also they know you're a coomer, and relate your impressionability to porn with a potential impressionability to social panics/scares.

 

[Speedloader]

Just become man of strength theory

 

[78980n]

Just become man of strength theory

 

[Lookscel]

Seems like they are worried about Corona virus

Also lmao your father is literally saying "please stop watching porn"

 

[Copemaxx]

had me at 40 so they’re 60)

no wonder you're so fucked up, her eggs were literally defective. and theyre worried about you dude, they think you're gonna suicide

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

1. Corona craze
2. They're telling you to man up and find a wife already

1 is false. My mom sent text before corona hit

Seems like they are worried about Corona virus

Also lmao your father is literally saying "please stop watching porn"

mom sent Text b4 corona

oh, and please stop watching porn.

There was literally no justification. No reason to have mentioned it. If there was even a sliver of a hint I would say, but we hadn’t talked for days before

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

oh, and please stop watching porn.

Also lmao your father is literally saying "please stop watching porn"

 

[Atavistic Autist]

1 is false. My mom sent text before corona hit

mom sent Text b4 corona

The Corona Virus has been a looming threat ever since last December, so maybe they were among those who anticipated it.

If they really were speaking in abstraction, then the implications are even more brutal tbh.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

What the hell are those weird texts, I’ve never gotten these.

 

[micropenis29]

they know you're a coomer

 

[singleplayercel]

I think it's boomer madness kek
They're just trying to help in their own way... They mean well and they care about you

jfl at your dad saying you should stop watching porn, he's probably seen your browser history or smth

Just become man of strength theory

lul

 

[Swimcell]

Masturbate quieter OP, please, your parents are trying to sleep

 

[Deleted member 6470]

They think you're too weak and you're gonna possible die soon.
They also tried to tell you how they loved you even if you didn't achieved much.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

CIA told them to write this up and play with your mind, boyo

 

[NEETard]

Do you have coronavirus

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

Its blue pilled love. But love nonetheless. Be glad you have parents who even give a shit. Most people here dont.

 

[mylifeistrash]

that's so cringe, i'd rather have parents who hated me

 

[FlamingCel]

Just become man of strength theory

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

oh, and please stop watching porn.

Lol

 

[GoffSystemQB]

Seems like they've seen your .co account.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

Just become man of strength theory

 

[Billowel]

this is pretty cute.I guess they are just worried about you

 

[Yerberito]

Just become man of strength theory

 

[Haywire]

lmao at parents talking to you about porn usage. how often are you watching it and can they hear it all wtf

 

[Sad_Eunuch]

It means they haven't come to terms with what you are. Once they do they'll stop texting all together and pray for the day when you're out of the house and their lives for good.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

The Corona Virus has been a looming threat ever since last December, so maybe they were among those who anticipated it.

If they really were speaking in abstraction, then the implications are even more brutal tbh.

This.

My mom has been blowing up my phone with calls and emails fear mongering me about the virus. I threatened to block her and she got super pissed

 

[ihaveno1]

lmao they sound like such boomers