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Texas holdem poker is a great cope

starcrapoo

starcrapoo

I'M TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO GET NO PUSSY MANNN
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Man I just love poker. Any pokercels here? I find it relaxing.

I just sit at the table with an ear piece, sip on some beer, and make money.

I think I'm gonna play for a couple of hours tonight.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz1MgBtTuWo
 
I want to care more about poker, but it's mostly random and doesn't require much skill at the end of the day. I tried to get into it, watched some videos a while ago and shit. All seems pointless if you have nobody to play with.
 
I was playing some online poker again and just quit again because it's a waste of time due to how rigged it is. I don't have legal online poker but might try a live casino.
 
It is good indeed. I don't play real poker, but i've learned it from RDR2 which also introduced me to blackjack. Spent a couple of hours just gambling around as a cowboy. On mobile i like to play Mega Hit Poker, it's in vertical orientation plus the buttons and cards are decently sized unlike in some other apps where it's harder to see them. Important for myopiacels like myself.
 
i had my time with fake money online poker with mobile games, but i fear for my life that ill develop a gambling addiction and burn away all my money
 
If they use one deck I like it.

If they use many decks its shit
 
The only thing I hate is when some players talk a lot as I'm an autist.

The worst is when one of them tries to start shit.
 
Yeah, I play.
 

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