Tell me the darkest joke you know because I want to feel something

[glowIntheDark]

I will go first-
What is the difference between My sister and cancer?
I don't want to bash cancer's head straight into a wall untill it's brains splatter all over

 

[Med Anime]

what do you call an "indian priest"

Spoiler: ?

holy shit

 

[glowIntheDark]

My daughter recently killed a butterfly so I told her she won't be allowed to eat butter for a week. The next day she came up to me and proclaimed she had killed a cockroach. "Nice try", I replied.

 

[glowIntheDark]

what do you call an "indian priest"

Spoiler: ?

holy shit

Okay this one got a chuckle out of me kek

 

[Lonelyus]

Nigger

 

[Lonelyus]

@Govid_Dorious

 

[Mecoja]

what do you call an "indian priest"

Spoiler: ?

holy shit

 

[Incelius Savage]

My daughter recently killed a butterfly so I told her she won't be allowed to eat butter for a week. The next day she came up to me and proclaimed she had killed a cockroach. "Nice try", I replied.

Lmao

 

[Wagnercel]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Spoiler

Aye matey!

 

[glowIntheDark]

What is the best form of birth control?

Spoiler: joke

be under 5'8

This shitz a bit to real for it to be funni

 

[glowIntheDark]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Spoiler

Aye matey!

Heard this like a thousand times. Classic

 

[Lonelyus]

The darkest joke is still NIGGER

 

[glowIntheDark]

The darkest joke is still NIGGER

Wow you are so edgy

 

[Lonelyus]

Wow you are so edgy

Wow you glow, Ecks dee dee

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

'Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is, think about it'

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

How does a Tasmanian know when his sister is having her period?

Spoiler

His father's cock tastes funny.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

'Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is, think about it'

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I can't, my humor is as dark as a jew in an oven

 

[nystagmuscel]

What’s the difference between a priest and a pimple? The pimple waits till your twelve to come on your face