
Total Imbecile
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You guys know this but there are two main actresses
Lex
and
Ellie
The actress playing Lex is 14. This is the average age women lose their virginity at. You can tell that shes all bubbly, cute with perfect skin and that youthfull glow, you just want to cuddle with her, wrestle with her and just be all her cutesy with her, love her and make love and play with her hair
The actress playing Ellie on the other hand is 26, she already looks old, has nasolabial folds and just generally looks like a used product
Malcolm even calls out her shit skin in the movie (skip to @ 1:10)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVLUPwrSmU
According to society Ellie would be more appropriate for me because were agematched (my 23 years to her 26) and because shes more mature and what not
But I want Lex because shes my experiencematch and because Ive never had a teen gf
In reality though, I will never have a gf like Lex, that option is forever locked from me, I will at best have to settle for a 25+ post prime woman
Me and my gf will never watch each other mature and then grow old together, my only choice is to pick up somebody elses tab, to eat somebody elses rotting leftovers
Fuck this tbh, why is life so cruel, why do some people get everything and some absolutlely nothing
Lex

and
Ellie

The actress playing Lex is 14. This is the average age women lose their virginity at. You can tell that shes all bubbly, cute with perfect skin and that youthfull glow, you just want to cuddle with her, wrestle with her and just be all her cutesy with her, love her and make love and play with her hair
The actress playing Ellie on the other hand is 26, she already looks old, has nasolabial folds and just generally looks like a used product
Malcolm even calls out her shit skin in the movie (skip to @ 1:10)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cVLUPwrSmU
According to society Ellie would be more appropriate for me because were agematched (my 23 years to her 26) and because shes more mature and what not
But I want Lex because shes my experiencematch and because Ive never had a teen gf
In reality though, I will never have a gf like Lex, that option is forever locked from me, I will at best have to settle for a 25+ post prime woman
Me and my gf will never watch each other mature and then grow old together, my only choice is to pick up somebody elses tab, to eat somebody elses rotting leftovers

Fuck this tbh, why is life so cruel, why do some people get everything and some absolutlely nothing
