Discussion Tbh I only see one reason that men go for landwhales

[ThePlagueDoctor]

Sure, landwhales are gross and disgusting, but, they still have value

It’s much easier to get through the winter with some blubber to burn

 

[carticel]

Lol

 

[Deleted member 19858]

If you ever got stranded on a trip with your landwhale, you'd last a while

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

If you ever got stranded on a trip with your landwhale, you'd last a while

They’d probably eat you first ngl

What if the numales dating landwhales just always had a harpoon ready?

 

[Deleted member 19858]

They’d probably eat you first ngl

What if the numales dating landwhales just always had a harpoon ready?

Just run a few laps around them till they're dazed hit em at the back of the head and enjoy your meal that'll last months

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I'd honestly rather freeze my balls off than be squashed by a fat pile of shit

 

[KingOfRome]

1. Several fast food meals, XXL clothing from JC Penney, and any scant amount of dignity you managed to scrape from your incel existence every week for the rest of your life
2. A sweater

Hmm I wonder which one is the more reasonable investment

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

I'd honestly rather freeze my balls off than be squashed by a fat pile of shit

1. Several fast food meals, XXL clothing from JC Penney, and any scant amount of dignity you managed to scrape from your incel existence every week for the rest of your life
2. A sweater

Hmm I wonder which one is the more reasonable investment

I don’t think you guys understand

Whales aren’t alive when you harvest their blubber

 

[Yerberito]

Lol

 

[deathsh+rt]

Lard ahoy over there lads some prime lard.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Hole = infinte SMV
Even whales know it

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

Lard ahoy over there lads some prime lard.

Prep the harpoon matey

 

[TheSecondComing]

it's a hole still

 

[zangano1]

I would rather freeze

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

it's a hole still

I would rather freeze

I don’t think you guys understand

Whales aren’t alive when you harvest their blubber

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Hole = infinte SMV
Even whales know it

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I wouldn't bang one if they offered it to me on a silver platter.

Of course that refers to ballooned landwhales not the slightly chubby girl.

 

[Deleted member 22904]

Hole = infinte SMV
Even whales know it

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

I wouldn't bang one if they offered it to me on a silver platter.

Of course that refers to ballooned landwhales not the slightly chubby girl.

I don’t think you guys understand

Whales aren’t alive when you harvest their blubber

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I don’t think you guys understand

Whales aren’t alive when you harvest their blubber

what do you mean by this?

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

what do you mean by this?

this was just a joke post about killing whales bruh

 

[Personalityinkwell]

this was just a joke post about killing whales bruh