Brutal Taylor Swift Pill: Part 2

[CircumcisedClown]

Taylor Swift Pill

Taylor Swift is known for writing scathing songs about her many ex-boyfriends, but one in particular song is about her lamenting how good of a person her ex was. View: https://youtu.be/QUwxKWT6m7U Back to December is a song about how bad she feels for treating her ex like shit and breaking...

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Perfect follow up to a previous post of mine.

It appears that after all these years and dozens upon dozens of relationships, Taylor Swift has finally found the one. After dating actors, musicians, dancers, Americans, foreigners, tall guys, short guys, celebrities, average Joes, older men, younger men, and basically every type of man on this planet, it seems Taylor has finally found her type. And what is her type?

Tall football Chad of course. You might be wondering what a liberal, Feminist, musician has in common with a known frat bro NFL player. The answer is simple: She is a foid, and he is Chad. It’s a match made in heaven.

Outside of that, these two have almost nothing in common. They don’t run in the same circles. Their personalities aren’t similar at all. Taylor’s not even known to be a big sports fan, and Travis only sort of likes her music. He literally just showed up to her concert specifically because he was trying to fuck her (she was playing at his stadium).

When that didn’t work, he just Instagram DMed her and now he’s fucking one of the most famous women on the planet. Just another normal day as a tallfag.

Just another reminder that women, all women, only have one type. Tall, muscular Chads with type-A personalities. That’s it. That is the only type of man women like. There is zero variance in their taste in men.

The funniest part of this whole situation is all the normies on the internet talking about how unexpected this couple is, especially since he’s not Taylor’s “regular type.”

>He’s 6’5”.
>He’s white.
>He’s Chad.
End of story.

If you autists want to say some shit about Travis Kelce’s negative canthal tilt, looksmax.fag is that way.

 

[proudweeb]

Hope this distraction fucks the chiefs up and my team wins super bowl

@Dregster thoughts lol

 

[Govid_Dorious]

make more white babies and kill non-whites!! just imagine if the average IQ of all the world's population was 100!! UTOPIA

 

[FrothySolutions]

Kelce isn't the kind of man Taylor Swift typically dates? I don't know the kinds of men she typically dates. What this thread needs is a compilation of her old boyfriends to prove the claim that, deep down, she just wanted a man who looked like Kelce and now that she's found Kelce she's happy.

EDIT: Your Part 1 thread even points out that the one ex she didn't shit all over was Taylor Lautner. I say this as a believe in society's anti-manlet bias, that kinda conflicts with your theory. She clearly liked Lautner enough to say "Wait, I'm sorry."

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Kelce isn't the kind of man Taylor Swift typically dates? I don't know the kinds of men she typically dates. What this thread needs is a compilation of her old boyfriends to prove the claim that, deep down, she just wanted a man who looked like Kelce and now that she's found Kelce she's happy.

I can name a few that I know.

Taylor Lautner (Manlet and Actorfag)

Matty Healy (Recent) (Scrawny, Jew, Weirdo, Manlet Singer for The 1975)

Jake Gyllenhaal (Actor, King of Manlets, Literally played a faggot in Brokeback Mountain)

Calvin Harris (DJ, Eurofag, Gigatallfag)

Tom Hiddleston (Actor, Tallfag, Br*tish)

She’s basically fucked every type of man on the planet, so it’s no surprise that her soulmate is both the tallest and most masculine man she’s ever dated, and the only pro-athlete that I’m aware of.

See, in order to be

>The One

To a woman, you simple have to the biggest, strongest, most Chad, Alpha out of all the men she’s been with. Travis Kelce could beat the shit out of any other man she’s ever dated, and that’s true love to women.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

EDIT: Your Part 1 thread even points out that the one ex she didn't shit all over was Taylor Lautner. I say this as a believe in society's anti-manlet bias, that kinda conflicts with your theory. She clearly liked Lautner enough to say "Wait, I'm sorry."

Why do you think she dumped him big brain? Why didn’t she take him back if she was so sorry? Why did she dump him if he was so perfect? Why are they still “friends” after all these years but she never tried to get with him again? Why is she now dating a man that just happens to be 8in taller than her?

Read between the lines, buddy.

 

[FrothySolutions]

Why do you think she dumped him big brain? Why didn’t she take him back if she was so sorry? Why did she dump him if he was so perfect? Why are they still “friends” after all these years but she never tried to get with him again? Why is she now dating a man that just happens to be 8in taller than her?

Read between the lines, buddy.

Why'd she dump everyone else if she can only ever feel anything for men like Kelce? Despite his being a manlet, Swift felt something for Lautner that she didn't for any other man.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Why'd she dump everyone else if she can only ever feel anything for men like Kelce? Despite his being a manlet, Swift felt something for Lautner that she didn't for any other man.

True. Maybe if he wasn’t a manlet, she would have respected him.

 

[FrothySolutions]

True. Maybe if he wasn’t a manlet, she would have respected him.

But that's the thing. He got more respect than the vast majority of her exes. Despite being a manlet. Why? If your theory is correct? He's not doing as well as Kelce, but he's doing better than any of her other exes.

 

[Thaway]

Jake Gyllenhaal (Actor, King of Manlets

jake gaylenhaal is 1,82 m tall. While not super tall, don't think king of manlets quite applies. It is crazy though to see how the height gradually went up. I guess the only reason why she didnt stick with the 1,98 meter tall guy was because that was about his only good feature. He was too lanky and not masculine enough.

 

[lifefuel]

I don't think it'll last. These hoes can't settle once they've tasted enough cock

 

[suicidecase]

Swap "muscles" for "status" and you are correct.

 

[lifefuel]

make more white babies and kill non-whites!! just imagine if the average IQ of all the world's population was 100!! UTOPIA

I'm so glad Chad is gonna cream pie Stacy and gonna give us more white babies

 

[CircumcisedClown]

But that's the thing. He got more respect than the vast majority of her exes. Despite being a manlet. Why? If your theory is correct? He's not doing as well as Kelce, but he's doing better than any of her other exes.

>He’s doing better than her other exes.

Yeah, he’s getting no pussy, but at least they’re still friends lol. She broke up with him, which isn’t true of all her exes. Not only that, she broke up with him while admitting he was a perfect guy. She admitted all this and then still didn’t fuck him again.

Meanwhile, she has dozens of songs and experiences of getting back together with her “toxic” (Chad) exes.

Your post gives off

>My wife might sleep with other men, but I get to cuddle her at the end of the night.

Vibes.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

jake gaylenhaal is 1,82 m tall. While not super tall, don't think king of manlets quite applies

Jake is 5’11” max. He heightfrauds, like most actors.

. It is crazy though to see how the height gradually went up. I guess the only reason why she didnt stick with the 1,98 meter tall guy was because that was about his only good feature. He was too lanky and not masculine enough.

Women must continually upgrade to flex on their exes and everyone else. Her next man will be 6’8” and a powerlifter.

Is Thor the powerlifter Taylor’s next man?

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Swap "muscles" for "status" and you are correct.

Travis is not Taylor’s richest or most famous ex, but he is by far the most Chad.

 

[suicidecase]

Travis is not Taylor’s richest or most famous ex, but he is by far the most Chad.

Idk who any of these people are. He doesn't look particularly "chad". Chad = good looking. Not musclebound ogre. Incels still don't know what chad is after all these years. What is he status and wealth wise? Top 0.000000001%?

 

[Cnidoblastos]

She's hot for me

 

[CircumcisedClown]

Idk who any of these people are. He doesn't look particularly "chad". Chad = good looking. Not musclebound ogre. Incels still don't know what chad is after all these years. What is he status and wealth wise? Top 0.000000001%?

You are genuinely delusional. Travis Kelce had a fucking TV show called

>Catching Kelce

Where women took turns telling him how much they wanted to fuck him. He’s widely regarded as one of the most attractive men in the NFL.


View: https://youtu.be/JR4mZqdRiig?feature=shared


Watch that clip if you can stomach it.

This isn’t even Chad worship. This site is just fucking ridiculous sometimes.

>Hurr, negative canthal tilt
>6’5”, white, millionaire athlete is not Chad because looksmaxx.fag gave him a 4/10 PSL

Also, I know part of the reason you think he looks like an ogre is because his head is shaved for the season, and your double-digit IQ cannot grasp the concept of a haircut.

 

[proudweeb]

jfl they almost lost to the jets with zach wilson yesterday

distraction was successful if you let a team that shitty rack up 20 points

 

[CircumcisedClown]

jfl they almost lost to the jets with zach wilson yesterday

distraction was successful if you let a team that shitty rack up 20 points

I had a parlay with Chiefs Money Line and Travis scoring a TD. Last time I ever bet money on the NFL. Shit is more rigged than the WWE.

 

[proudweeb]

I had a parlay with Chiefs Money Line and Travis scoring a TD. Last time I ever bet money on the NFL. Shit is more rigged than the WWE.

at least u werent watching the bears broncos game lol

 

[ItzhakShekelbaum]

I'm tall and white too, doesn't count for shit tho because I'm also autistic and ugly.

 

[suicidecase]

You are genuinely delusional. Travis Kelce had a fucking TV show called

>Catching Kelce

Where women took turns telling him how much they wanted to fuck him. He’s widely regarded as one of the most attractive men in the NFL.


View: https://youtu.be/JR4mZqdRiig?feature=shared


Watch that clip if you can stomach it.

This isn’t even Chad worship. This site is just fucking ridiculous sometimes.

>Hurr, negative canthal tilt
>6’5”, white, millionaire athlete is not Chad because looksmaxx.fag gave him a 4/10 PSL

Also, I know part of the reason you think he looks like an ogre is because his head is shaved for the season, and your double-digit IQ cannot grasp the concept of a haircut.

I only looked at pics. I don't care enough to watch videos, I hate celebrity. He's a gigachad. Swift has been ran through by every famous chad in existence. He'll fuck her for a few months, pretend to be in a relationship and then move on. What's funny is that status works for females as well as men. Swift is an ageing 5/10 but men want to bang her because she's high status and it's a claim to fame.

 

[FrothySolutions]

>He’s doing better than her other exes.

Yeah, he’s getting no pussy, but at least they’re still friends lol. She broke up with him, which isn’t true of all her exes. Not only that, she broke up with him while admitting he was a perfect guy. She admitted all this and then still didn’t fuck him again.

Meanwhile, she has dozens of songs and experiences of getting back together with her “toxic” (Chad) exes.

Your post gives off

>My wife might sleep with other men, but I get to cuddle her at the end of the night.

Vibes.

I'm not saying it's good to be broken up with. But your argument only works if he's doing the worst out of all her exes. And he's not. He's doing better than most.

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

 

[Dregster]

Kelce isn't the kind of man Taylor Swift typically dates? I don't know the kinds of men she typically dates. What this thread needs is a compilation of her old boyfriends to prove the claim that, deep down, she just wanted a man who looked like Kelce and now that she's found Kelce she's happy.

EDIT: Your Part 1 thread even points out that the one ex she didn't shit all over was Taylor Lautner. I say this as a believe in society's anti-manlet bias, that kinda conflicts with your theory. She clearly liked Lautner enough to say "Wait, I'm sorry."

 

[Dregster]

Hope this distraction fucks the chiefs up and my team wins super bowl

@Dregster thoughts lol

I'd rather Mahomes suffer some sort of career ending injury, to be perfectly honest

 

[Rabbi Schneerson]

make more white babies and kill non-whites!! just imagine if the average IQ of all the world's population was 100!! UTOPIA

No lie lie

 

[Man]

Kelce isn't the kind of man Taylor Swift typically dates? I don't know the kinds of men she typically dates. What this thread needs is a compilation of her old boyfriends to prove the claim that, deep down, she just wanted a man who looked like Kelce and now that she's found Kelce she's happy.

EDIT: Your Part 1 thread even points out that the one ex she didn't shit all over was Taylor Lautner. I say this as a believe in society's anti-manlet bias, that kinda conflicts with your theory. She clearly liked Lautner enough to say "Wait, I'm sorry."

Women hate exes they want back.

It’s blackpill that she left amicably with Taylor Lautner, he was her swarthiest and shortest bf.

 

[CircumcisedClown]

I'm tall and white too, doesn't count for shit tho because I'm also autistic and ugly.

>I’m tall
>I’m white

Average greychad

Mooooooooooods

 

[ItzhakShekelbaum]

Yeah, mock me, call me Chad. Fact is, I am extremely fucking ugly and, body wise, look like an Orang Utan. I also have crippling social anxiety and women literally call me incel all the time.

 

[Robespierre]

This is a homoeroticism thread.