Tapping into the power of the nine BBC realms to attract more members to the forum

[TuxedoMask]

All mighty protector of the BBC realms.
I beg of thee, please heed our cry.
Transform thyself from the dark of night
and bring me victory in this life.
I beseech thee, grace our humble site
but first I shall call out thy name:

Chained Ogre Of Yakub!! I summon thee!

AHHHH he is here! The mightiest warrior Yakub granted to his people to free them from the white devil has arrived!!