“Dude!!!! A ufo flew over my house it was shaped like a pentagram and had flashing red lights with an Israeli flag on it!!! Dude I was so shocked am 6’4 and live in Nebraska and honestly this experience changed my life!!”
“I like eating eating rotten meat outside of different dumpsters, usually I choose dumpsters outside of supermarkets and butcher shops. Am 6’5 and I especially love it when the rotten meat has maggots on it”
“Oy bruv am a British chap livin in Manchester and ol Blimey I like having sex with cement inside of cement trucks anyway bruh unfortunately one day the cement hardened inside my ween and i had to go get me cock taken care at the local hospital. I waited 8 hour because it was filled with immigrant chaps getting free care, anyway am 6’7 and they fixed me peen right up as good as new bruv. Also I love immigrants and hate French people”
“Hello gringos it’s me Jose migel ramirez the 2nd, my family was kidnapped and eaten by the local cartel! am 6’4 and I am very upset”
“Hello am mohhamad Tyrone Goldman and I remember when 9/11 happened I was very sad and upset, am 6’8 and I remember all the news stories talking about the attack! It was a very sad day for America #neverforgetorsomething”
“I like eating eating rotten meat outside of different dumpsters, usually I choose dumpsters outside of supermarkets and butcher shops. Am 6’5 and I especially love it when the rotten meat has maggots on it”
“Oy bruv am a British chap livin in Manchester and ol Blimey I like having sex with cement inside of cement trucks anyway bruh unfortunately one day the cement hardened inside my ween and i had to go get me cock taken care at the local hospital. I waited 8 hour because it was filled with immigrant chaps getting free care, anyway am 6’7 and they fixed me peen right up as good as new bruv. Also I love immigrants and hate French people”
“Hello gringos it’s me Jose migel ramirez the 2nd, my family was kidnapped and eaten by the local cartel! am 6’4 and I am very upset”
“Hello am mohhamad Tyrone Goldman and I remember when 9/11 happened I was very sad and upset, am 6’8 and I remember all the news stories talking about the attack! It was a very sad day for America #neverforgetorsomething”
