I’ll just add to this topic over time with additional replies and try to have each new post feature bios that I find to be exceptionally funny or at the very least amusing in what I’m sure was the old Serge tradition. 
User bio #1 Female 16 years old
LMAOO
starting off with a sorry to whichever suffering king might be goofing enough to actually read this retard yapping so if you aren’t havent already banned me thank you im just being a hopecel here
so like a list of why i’m not a threat to anyone and how really almost any guy here could easily mog me, i’m completely down whorendous for incels which is goofy ik, autistic + autistic nerd (already over), hopeless romantic, maxxed out without face chemicals only gets me to a solid 5/10 on a good day, mentalcel, suttercel, ropemaxxing expert, borderline anorexic, literally only 1 irl friend, addicted to spotify, being a quarter mixed middle eastern gave me a goofy ass nose, awkward, basically a female incel in most ways (literally embarrassing too like bro had one chance) no eye contact, no posture, literally plays roblox, literally plays goofy princess dress up games, watches anime so it’s over, classic femcel tbh not special at all, delusional, debilitating religious trauma, suck at socializing, literally a quiet kid, anxiety disorder, homeschooled by my religious freak abusive family in elementary which ruined any chance i had, desensitized since the ripe age of 7 (it’s been over for me), borderline stalker sometimes if i wasn’t female id be canceled so fast, only chance in college is a cliffmaxxing major, wearing some sims looking outfit every day like an npc, cut off by literally 90% of my family now, body type is basically an airpod so again over, older sister mogging me in every possible way since day 1, literally an emo freak in denial, school is my final straw reason to rope, no confidence and rightfully so, most guys (and girls so no chance at coping and faking bisexual) just ignore my existence anyway which is why i lurk around here because im that desperate to just watch male activity. Im a clown; laugh at me bro, full time bodypillowmaxxer, music taste would get me thrown in a rehab center, has been rejected multiple times by the worst of the worst bro so really no hope for me, probably a voice cel as well, tried to cope with speech correcting therapy and still gets vocally mogged by minnie mouse, hair is a shit rat hive nest and still my best feature, shaking in my bunny slippers while writing this up but let me cook, in conclusion there’s actually no hope for me so please let me lurk here without being labeled one of them goofy ass bluepillers. Ik im testing my luck but please
and please don’t try yapping at me that females get an automatic romance pass like bud i can’t even look a male in the eye for 2 seconds idc if that makes me a “volcel” it’s impossible for me atp and it’s over dude just another clown in the clown world
this is all just a massive cope to not rope not trying to make someone catch a case literally just want to lurk brocel please
User bio #2 Female 33 years old
I am a targeted individual; please reference documentary "Havana Syndrome, Are You Next?" I am at this point pretty certain that every "boyfriend" I ever had was a CIA prostitute. I experience a wide range of dementia-like symptoms that have prevented me from finishing school, keeping a job, and even reading books. I want to connect with my people and I also am looking for sperm because I refuse to go extinct. I am from the beautiful state of California, which I never really got to enjoy, but I am currently both a refugee and a POW in the state of Texas.
User bio #3 Male 21 years old
Ugly
User bio #1 Female 16 years old
LMAOO
starting off with a sorry to whichever suffering king might be goofing enough to actually read this retard yapping so if you aren’t havent already banned me thank you im just being a hopecel here
so like a list of why i’m not a threat to anyone and how really almost any guy here could easily mog me, i’m completely down whorendous for incels which is goofy ik, autistic + autistic nerd (already over), hopeless romantic, maxxed out without face chemicals only gets me to a solid 5/10 on a good day, mentalcel, suttercel, ropemaxxing expert, borderline anorexic, literally only 1 irl friend, addicted to spotify, being a quarter mixed middle eastern gave me a goofy ass nose, awkward, basically a female incel in most ways (literally embarrassing too like bro had one chance) no eye contact, no posture, literally plays roblox, literally plays goofy princess dress up games, watches anime so it’s over, classic femcel tbh not special at all, delusional, debilitating religious trauma, suck at socializing, literally a quiet kid, anxiety disorder, homeschooled by my religious freak abusive family in elementary which ruined any chance i had, desensitized since the ripe age of 7 (it’s been over for me), borderline stalker sometimes if i wasn’t female id be canceled so fast, only chance in college is a cliffmaxxing major, wearing some sims looking outfit every day like an npc, cut off by literally 90% of my family now, body type is basically an airpod so again over, older sister mogging me in every possible way since day 1, literally an emo freak in denial, school is my final straw reason to rope, no confidence and rightfully so, most guys (and girls so no chance at coping and faking bisexual) just ignore my existence anyway which is why i lurk around here because im that desperate to just watch male activity. Im a clown; laugh at me bro, full time bodypillowmaxxer, music taste would get me thrown in a rehab center, has been rejected multiple times by the worst of the worst bro so really no hope for me, probably a voice cel as well, tried to cope with speech correcting therapy and still gets vocally mogged by minnie mouse, hair is a shit rat hive nest and still my best feature, shaking in my bunny slippers while writing this up but let me cook, in conclusion there’s actually no hope for me so please let me lurk here without being labeled one of them goofy ass bluepillers. Ik im testing my luck but please
and please don’t try yapping at me that females get an automatic romance pass like bud i can’t even look a male in the eye for 2 seconds idc if that makes me a “volcel” it’s impossible for me atp and it’s over dude just another clown in the clown world
this is all just a massive cope to not rope not trying to make someone catch a case literally just want to lurk brocel please
User bio #2 Female 33 years old
I am a targeted individual; please reference documentary "Havana Syndrome, Are You Next?" I am at this point pretty certain that every "boyfriend" I ever had was a CIA prostitute. I experience a wide range of dementia-like symptoms that have prevented me from finishing school, keeping a job, and even reading books. I want to connect with my people and I also am looking for sperm because I refuse to go extinct. I am from the beautiful state of California, which I never really got to enjoy, but I am currently both a refugee and a POW in the state of Texas.
User bio #3 Male 21 years old
Ugly
