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Switch 2 games looks absolutely disgusting

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Goon layer looks so pretty :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: not only game renders at 540p with dogshit DLSS, it also has anti soul gas that murders any vibrant colour game had. BOTW literally murdered soul of Nintendo. Those games have no coherent art style just puke few washed out colors for dead inside husks of a humans and they will love it.
 
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Nice rope physics bro.

Game apparently can't keep stable framerate due voxels LMAO. Red Faction 1 on PC in 2001 could have stable framerate and have ENTIRE levels full of voxels that you can destroy. Tendy is not just 25 years behind western tech but also incapable of optimizing like those gen x devs from the past. It's a lost technology for worthless hack of a devs that only know how to automate everything on UE5 and while using DLSS.
 
Optimization cost money and Nintendo is using their money to sue people and palwolrd
 
This was probably meant to be a switch 1 game. Nintendo devs probably wanted to keep making games for switch 1 for decades until even Nintendo fanboys the low standard faggots that they are called them out for not upgrading the thing. So Nintendo gave them the bare minimum and they are happy now (plus they don't own anything due to digital game download cards). Switch 3 will probably come out in 2040.
 
This was probably meant to be a switch 1 game. Nintendo devs probably wanted to keep making games for switch 1 for decades until even Nintendo fanboys the low standard faggots that they are called them out for not upgrading the thing. So Nintendo gave them the bare minimum and they are happy now (plus they don't own anything due to digital game download cards). Switch 3 will probably come out in 2040.
It's not a theory it's been already confirmed that it was a switch 1 game. That's why it looks so damn ugly. They just put more plants to hide low res textures and few UE5 particle effects and act like it's a brand new game on a brand new system. They haven't even bothered optimizing it they just turn DLSS on, let it's hardware to do the taking and laughed as they launched their fps dropping game. They are most laziest motherfuckers on a planet, old nintendo or any other company would gladly release it on switch 1 and make it run at 60fps and also have those new effects and at least a bit of grass but give option for unlocked uneven framerate and also cap it at 30fps. But nah let's be lazy talentless fucktards and launch it on single console to limit our revenue, because we are that damn lazy.

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Goon layer looks so pretty :soy: :soy: :soy: :soy: not only game renders at 540p with dogshit DLSS, it also has anti soul gas that murders any vibrant colour game had. BOTW literally murdered soul of Nintendo. Those games have no coherent art style just puke few washed out colors for dead inside husks of a humans and they will love it.
Time to buy a pow kiddy emulator
 
Yea this game is ugly as shit.
 
Yea this game is ugly as shit.
Consequence of normies buying washed out disgustingly looking BOTW and Mario Odyssey. Now every tendy game will look like this.
 
It's not a theory it's been already confirmed that it was a switch 1 game. That's why it looks so damn ugly. They just put more plants to hide low res textures and few UE5 particle effects and act like it's a brand new game on a brand new system. They haven't even bothered optimizing it they just turn DLSS on, let it's hardware to do the taking and laughed as they launched their fps dropping game. They are most laziest motherfuckers on a planet, old nintendo or any other company would gladly release it on switch 1 and make it run at 60fps and also have those new effects and at least a bit of grass but give option for unlocked uneven framerate and also cap it at 30fps. But nah let's be lazy talentless fucktards and launch it on single console to limit our revenue, because we are that damn lazy.

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It doesnt even use dlss it uses fsr1 lmao nintendo is probably to retarded to see the difference between fsr1 and dlss4
 
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Real vivid colors and hand made well designed levels? How dare you insult poor millennial devs :cryfeels: "stop being antisemitic, we have already evolved from your """"primitive"""" games, look how much DK Bongnanza just sold!!!" :society:
 
Real vivid colors and hand made well designed levels? How dare you insult poor millennial devs :cryfeels: "stop being antisemitic, we have already evolved from your """"primitive"""" games, look how much DK Bongnanza just sold!!!" :society:
Like you said, newer games are hellbent on filtering out vivid colors with blur and fog. They know their average consoomers are NPC millennials desperate to jump on the latest game bandwagon. Also, what new games is there left to produce? Every genre has been pretty much combed through.

I'll do my part and avoid any of this modern trash. Haven't even bought a Switch 1 yet.
 
Who plays goofy children games like these?
 
I hope they get their shit together for switch 2 OLED.
 
This was probably meant to be a switch 1 game. Nintendo devs probably wanted to keep making games for switch 1 for decades until even Nintendo fanboys the low standard faggots that they are called them out for not upgrading the thing.
Tbh, I would probably buy it on sale if it were ever ported to the original Switch. I doubt Nintendo would do that as they clearly need this title to sell units of their new console, but it is the least they can do considering the amount of fans who are pissed at them.
 
For a new console it already looks outdated. Nintendo fanboys must have a nintendom fetish. They the almighty Nintendo to feed them shitty products.
 

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