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Carl Petterson was a Swedish man who sailed the open seas since he was the age of 17. After a six-year-long career at sea, in 1898 he ended up working for the German trading house Neuguinea-Compagnie that owned headquarters in Kokopo, Papua New Guinea. So his job required him to travel to the other side of the world. On Christmas day, in 1904, his ship sank in the Pacific Ocean, close to the Tabar Island.
The natives of the island were cannibals, and as seen from their perspective, food arrived for them on the shore. Landing in a hibiscus hedge, Petterson was immediately surrounded by the curious islanders. They might have been prepared to kill him or eat him, but were amazed by the color of his eyes when he opened them. Unlike any they’d ever seen before, Petterson’s eyes were blue.
So the Islanders let Petterson live. He was strong, charming, and good-looking, and soon the old king’s daughter fell in love with him. After three years, in 1907 he got married to Princess Singdo, the daughter of King Lamy. He became involved in the copra trade and later established his own coconut plantation which he called Teripax.
After the death of King Lamy, Petterson became king of the island. Among his people he was known as “Strong Charley” and he was indeed in a great physical condition.
Some excerpts from his story.
"b-b-but muh eurocentric beauty standards were the result of cultural brainwashing"
"whites are only attractive of the media indoctrinating everyone to find them appealing"
Random cannibalistic islanders in the middle of nowhere find features associated with white people physically attractive and they've never seen a single white male in their lives.
Spearchuckers will worship you and make you their king if you're a good looking white person even with ZERO media halo involved to bolster your SMV, like the plot of some crappy Far Cry game or isekai. It sounds too unbelievable to be real but reality is stranger than fiction at times.
I'm sure the ethnic foid he married fell in love with his persoynality despite not speaking the same language as him and being literally incapable of even communicating with him initially.
Just further confirmation that some traits are universally attractive across all cultures as a constant regardless of cultural biases. In this case, tall height + white facial features + lighter complexion is guaranteed to mog no matter where you are on the planet with no need for assistance from cultural influences and social engineering.
If an ethnicel got stranded on that island, the natives would've cannibalized him alive.
Here's the Chad in question if you're curious:
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