SuicideFuel Sub8 is pure cope

[Deleted member 23682]

SUB 9 is LAW

Deny this you're a bluepilled cuck.

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[Deleted member 23944]

Bro lmfaoo. I'm literally almost crying. Rip @micropenis29

 

[Sparrow's Song]

The 9's are getting cucked by the 10's tbh...

There's no way to win unless you are literally are the chaddest nephilim.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Best satire I've seen in a long time ngl

 

[Deleted member 21908]

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[Deleted member 23682]

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you rang?

 

[Deleted member 23944]

Some of @micropenis29's greatest hits.

Face/Dick/Height confusion:

I've been paying closer attention lately to the way foids react to men both at work and in public and it's clear to me now that height matters the most.

Face and frame will always be extremely important, but height is THE single most valuable characteristic a man can have.

Change my mind.

Face is all that has ever mattered. A manlet framelet with a 2-inch penis could still easily slay

Height means nothing.

Face and dick are everything.

Because height is everything. Height is like dick. If you're tall enough, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS:

I think dick is pretty much everything.

I know it's a strange theory, but I think face, frame and height are just predictors of dick size. Since foids can't SEE your dick unless you're being obvious about it, they use these other indicators.

High IQ.

Dick size is almost as important as overall looks, and a big enough dick and can make up for just about any social shortcoming simply because of the confidence it provides.

Sub-9:

Sub-9 is near.

If foids aren't trying to rape you, you're a cuck. It really is that simple.

Sub-8 Law, Sub-9 Law, etc.

These red-pilled faggots will always try to justify cuckoldry. No, here's the brutal reality: ONLY GigaChad isn't a cuck.

Again, it is not a cope to say there are less men having sex than what official numbers indicate.

Quite the opposite; it's a GIGACOPE to think that normies are still having sex. This implies that some incels could one day ascend.

We can't ascend. The situation is worse than ever. It's over. Sub-8 Law has come to pass. And it will be Sub-9 Law within a few years.

Sub-8 Law states that foids are only sexually attracted to the top 5% of men.

It can be tempting to think foids are sexually attracted to, say, 10 or 20% of men, because then as an incel you're thinking, "One day, I could surgically enhance myself to the point where I crack that top 20%!"

Sorry. The truth hurts, I know. But Sub-8 is Law.

And it's gonna be Sub-9 soon, you blue-pilled faggots.

Confidence:

"Be confident" actually works in theory if you can pull it off (nobody can in practice).

The reason confidence works is because foids are too stupid to distinguish real confidence from fake confidence.

(He was also temp banned for his confidence is everything thread).


Jester your way into the friendzone:

has anyone here tried bulge-frauding?

I imagine wearing tight enough pants and stuffing a sock or something in your underwear could get her attention.

Then maybe once a conversation is started, you could jester your way into the friendzone somehow.

And from there it might be possible to have drinks together sometime and hope by some miracle she gets drunk enough to have sex?

A nice enough car will get you laid:

I don't give a fuck what anyone says. Foids LOVE nice cars. They love to fuck in the backseat.

Cope all you want by saying, "Chad can drive a beat up used pickup truck" etc.

Yeah of course he can. But if a car can get you into the friendzone with 100 foids, chances are ONE of those 100 will not have a license and will let you drive her somewhere if you offer.

And BOOM there's your chance.

Youngcels treasure the friendzone:

Youngcels, DO NOT take the friendzone for granted, as there will come a day when even IT is COMPLETELY OFF LIMITS to you

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Some of @micropenis29's greatest hits.

Face/Dick/Height confusion:








Sub-9:





Confidence:

(He was also temp banned for his confidence is everything thread).


Jester your way into the friendzone:

you need to read between the lines blue-pilled faggot

 

[Haywire]

lmao at pfp OP

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Some of @micropenis29's greatest hits.

Face/Dick/Height confusion:








Sub-9:






Confidence:

(He was also temp banned for his confidence is everything thread).


Jester your way into the friendzone:

His hypocrisy makes IT look like honest people and that's saying much
Also cope it's sub11 terachad only in 2020

 

[Deleted member 23944]

you need to read between the lines blue-pilled faggot

You forgot to call for the mods man lol.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

You forgot to call for the mods man lol.

mods need to ban your bitchass, you're lucky they're not here

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

mods need to ban your bitchass, you're lucky they're not here

you're doing a great job larping as him it's like he was never banned at all

 

[Deleted member 23682]

The 9's are getting cucked by the 10's tbh...

There's no way to win unless you are literally are the chaddest nephilim.

Chad gets cucked by Gigachad who gets cucked by Terachad who gets cucked by the demiurge

it is over for malecels

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Lmao at this thread

 

[Haywire]

Lmao at this thread

where were you had us worried

 

[Deleted member 23682]

Lmao at this thread

where were you had us worried

Colvin roped, ascended, and then went ER, and then came back to his room.

 

[Deleted member 20811]

Colvin roped, ascended, and then went ER, and then came back to his room.

 

[bait____]

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[Deleted member 19079]

 

[Deleted member 23682]

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if he was a curry he'd get laid

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Colvin roped, ascended, and then went ER, and then came back to his room.

Now read that but in reverse

 

[Animecel2D]

if he was a curry he'd get laid

Very true tbh

 

[Deleted member 19079]

if he was a curry he'd get laid

 

[Deleted member 21514]

brutal micropenispill

 

[Deleted member 16390]

Brutal 99%plusforummemberisbluepilledcuck theory soon to be 99%plusforummemberisbluepilledcuck law

 

[Numb]

most autistic shit i've read since "femcels" tbh

 

[Yerberito]

cope

 

[Deleted member 23682]

cope

you're almost at 15k nigga

 

[Yerberito]

you're almost at 15k nigga

 

[Deleted member 23682]

@Ropemaxx

 

[Ropemaxx]

@Ropemaxx

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90% dick 10% face

 

[j-awarecel]

Some of @micropenis29's greatest hits.

brutal micropenispill

 

[TINMAN]

It's pretty obvious at this point that anything other than sub 11 is cope

 

[ihaveno1]

barely recognized u without the dartz avi

 

[FaceandHFD]

even sub 9 is cope

you must be a genetic thug, the one unmoggable & uncuckable male
+ dark triad personality
+ high status billionaire inventor

 

[ItsOver4cel]

cope

even sub 9 is cope

you must be a genetic thug, the one unmoggable & uncuckable male
+ dark triad personality
+ high status billionaire inventor

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Legit

 

[Deleted member 18214]

lmao at pfp OP