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News Sub# laws for 2020

Robtical

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Here are sub# laws I thought of for 2020, and the minimum requirements to be able to slay for them.

Sub8 law - you can be neet and autistic as long as you're an 8 and above. Pumping and dumping any foid on tinder would be easy.

Sub7 law - you can be neet and a little autistic if you're a 7. Pumping and dumping landwhales will be easy, but beckies and stacies would be hard, unless you have a social circle and a decent job.

Sub6 law - you can be neet, but you must be NT if you're a 6 in order to get anything.

Sub5 law - you have to have a decent job and be NT to get anything. Most likely they will have to dumpster dive.

Sub4 law - you have to have a well paying job, very NT, and dumpster dive. Most likely they won't have a stable relationship and get cucked.

Sub3 law - you have to be very rich and talented, and be prepared to be cucked even by landwhales. Better to just escortcel.

Sub2 law - you have to be extremely rich and famous, and found a cure for cancer to be able to be in a relationship with a landwhale, who will try to cuck you and take your money.

Sub1 law - you have to be the ruler of a country to get any kind of relationship with a foid, and guaranteed to be cucked.
 
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in other words : its over
 
I'm probably either sub6 or sub5 i'm neither nt nor do i have a job. So i guess it must be over for me, right?
 
I'm probably either sub6 or sub5 i'm neither nt nor do i have a job. So i guess it must be over for me, right?
pretty much lol. Unless you get your drivers license
 
If you have an 8"+ dick you can be sub 3 and get sex/LTR with big dick chasers
 
Sub1 law - you have to be the ruler of a country to get any kind of relationship with a foid, and guaranteed to be cucked.
It's time to take over a small Polynesian country and deport all the Chads pewpew.
Watashi ni Tenshi ga Maiorita1
 
I envy sub5 and abovecels. I hate them all.
 
Sub9.9 law will be in effect before the year is over
 
If you have an 8"+ dick you can be sub 3 and get sex/LTR with big dick chasers
High iq. But I think an 8 inch dick would turn a 3 into a 5 at least.
 

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