JFL Stupid shit you did or believed when you were a child

[thespanishcel]

-I believed I could move faster than my own reflex
-I believed there was a neverending hole under the elevator
-When playing yu gi oh with my parents I would invent rules based on the TV show and they believed it was true

Avoid "I believe femoids were good" or "I believed in love", let's try to make a funny post to cope

 

[deadman123]

I beat my meat in class

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

I beat my meat in class

What was the reaction of the other students?

 

[Deleted member 818]

Not stand up for myself.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I believed the world is fair.
I also believed I could grow up to be a t-rex

 

[Deleted member 3291]

I could break my wall with my fist

 

[Deleted member 60]

-When playing yu gi oh with my parents I would invent rules based on the TV show and they believed it was true

I did this with other kids all the time

 

[deadman123]

I beat my meat in class

It was hidden so I doubt any of them found out.

 

[Izayacel]

That the world was a good place

 

[Mongolianwizard]

I wanted to be a chihuaha puppy mill owner.

 

[Curious0]

I believed adults were super smart and wise

 

[Futurecel2.0]

That if you buried Skittles a rainbow will come out where you planted the Skittles.

 

[Izayacel]

That if you buried Skittles a rainbow will come out where you planted the Skittles.

Ok

 

[SirIncel]

When I was in elementary school, some boy told me I should strip naked in class to shock the girls, … and I did.

 

[Indari]

i would be happy in the future

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Beat my meat in class for years

 

[Anonymous MG]

Beat my meat in class for years

Not sure anyone could see you do it if they maintain regular eye level.

 

[grayjedi90]

That the world is a fair place and nice people will be rewarded. That if you think positive things will get better lol i was such a bluepilled shit.

 

[FunkyMonk]

I believed in God. Working hard will get you far. What goes around comes around.

Fuck the bluepilled shit.

 

[Hunter]

flashed in school

 

[Akira]

I believed that if I focused hard enough, I could make myself invisible. Then I tried to jump through an iron fence and got stuck.

 

[smokerlurker69]

Thought I could get taller by working out more.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

That noodles came from chickens, even worse was that I was 12 and should have known better.

 

[FiveFourManlet]

Not sure anyone could see you do it if they maintain regular eye level.

I would masturbate over the teacher, everyone knew, no one said anything though because I had a violent reputation from day one

 

[Asianmanletcel]

I believed in Santa Claus, I believed in an asshole creator, I believed I would be different but better as an adult, I believed that by being nice they will be nice to you too only to be treated shit in return and not fighting back

 

[Incelibate anarchist]

That everone would find a girlfriend by18, get a good job, marry her and all that other stuff. I really thought that was how things were going to work out. Silly me I suppose.

 

[Deleted member 8499]

Swallowed my sperm to boost my T