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Strategy for getting kicked out of military?

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A friend of mine signed up, and immediately hated it. Now is supposed to put in 3 more years.

How could you get booted out without quitting....or paying some price?
 
Just act really autistic and incompetent, so incompetent and slow that it puts others at risk.
 
failing drug test, write a manifesto and leave it on a table (suicide or ER, i would choose suicide), disobedience may work or not but you will most likely get punished. Which country btw?
 
Go on a killing spree in call of duty
 
Lol.

I would think that "hearing voices" would do it.
 
A friend of mine signed up, and immediately hated it. Now is supposed to put in 3 more years.

How could you get booted out without quitting....or paying some price?
What branch did he join? Also acting like an idiot might be a good strat
 
Get drunk everyday
 
Acting like you're mentally ill is a surefire way. My dad told me my grandpa shot himself in the foot to get out because he was crazy. Not if it's true but that'd do it.
 
Acting like you're mentally ill is a surefire way. My dad told me my grandpa shot himself in the foot to get out because he was crazy. Not if it's true but that'd do it.
You'd get court martialed trying that now
 
You'd get court martialed trying that now
Not sure about circumstances but he was a diagnosed schizophrenic too. But yeah, I wasn't serious about that shooting his foot. Faking a mental illness is the only I can think of short of commiting a crime. They own you.
 
How about just asking people to call you "Incel"
 
Tell him to finger his butthole out in the open
 
Just fail every pt test
 
just smoke some weed and fail a drug test.
 
Are fags allowed in the military?
If no, just pass as one.
 
Shoot himself in the foot
 
Suicidal ideation probably, then again it could turn sour.
 
assasinate the marshall
 
A friend of mine signed up, and immediately hated it. Now is supposed to put in 3 more years.

How could you get booted out without quitting....or paying some price?
provoke your commander to beat you up then fight back and dont stop fighting. That way they kick you out.
 
Call everyone nigger!
 
im autistic and incompetent yet wont kick me out
 
A friend of mine signed up, and immediately hated it. Now is supposed to put in 3 more years.

How could you get booted out without quitting....or paying some price?
I come from a distinguished military family
I spent 14 months in the U.S. Army Reserve
and part of basic training
I would say the easiest is to not qualify with your rifle repeatedly or keep failing pt tests or go the mental here route they aren't keeping a suicidal szico who hears voices
I used to regret my decision to leave
now that I'm older
I'm glad I did

it's all bullshit
 
A friend of mine signed up, and immediately hated it. Now is supposed to put in 3 more years.

How could you get booted out without quitting....or paying some price?
I come from a distinguished military family
I spent 14 months in the U.S. Army Reserve
and part of basic training
I would say the easiest is to not qualify with your rifle repeatedly or keep failing pt tests or go the mental here route they aren't keeping a suicidal szico who hears voices
I used to regret my decision to leave
now that I'm older
I'm glad I did
it's all bullshit
 
Act autistic and pretend you have brain damage.
 
"Sir, yes sir, nigga".

Give me 30 pushups.

"My Nigga, it's like, a hassle"
Wrong, nigger!

Call everyone nigger...

No "sir" no ranks. Just nigger!

It would probably be best if "you're buddy" was white.

However, if he's black... I mean, a nigger...

Then just call everyone a fag!

"Suck my dick you faggot!" (But don't actually let them if it's true!)

If you cannot get out being racist, then try the homophobia card.
 
I was in reception station with a guy they were throwing out fast for saying nigger
half the base was black including most of the drill sgt. He'ss lucky they or one of the fellow ptv. didn't kill him that was in 1995
 
RRofl.
Wrong, nigger!

Call everyone nigger...

No "sir" no ranks. Just nigger!

It would probably be best if "you're buddy" was white.

However, if he's black... I mean, a nigger...

Then just call everyone a fag!

"Suck my dick you faggot!" (But don't actually let them if it's true!)

If you cannot get out being racist, then try the homophobia card.
Rofl.

"Yes sir nigger. "

"My nigger,. I don't like this soup"

"Nigger, I don't care if you're a major, get out of my sight"
 
Wrong, nigger!

Call everyone nigger...

No "sir" no ranks. Just nigger!

It would probably be best if "you're buddy" was white.

However, if he's black... I mean, a nigger...

Then just call everyone a fag!

"Suck my dick you faggot!" (But don't actually let them if it's true!)

If you cannot get out being racist, then try the homophobia card.
Lol a racist, homophobic, anti semitic, mysogynist !!
 

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