Harold Robert Henderson: 
"YOUNG MEN UNDER 30?!!!!"
"DON'T EVEN GET ME F*ING STARTED, BOY!!!! Every damn one of 'em walks around like they're some kind of genius because they watched a few videos on the internet!!!! Twenty-two years old and already acting like they've got the whole world figured out!!!! You ain't figured out a damn thing yet!!!!"**
"They strut around with that smug look on their faces like they're the first people in human history to have opinions!!!! Meanwhile half of 'em couldn't fix a lawnmower, change a tire, or survive a week without staring at a glowing screen every five damn minutes!!!!"
Harold takes a violent swig of whiskey.
"AND TODAY'S CULTURE?!!!! WHAT A F*ING CIRCUS!!!!"**
"Everybody's yelling!!!! Everybody's offended!!!! Everybody's lecturing everybody else!!!! Nobody shuts the hell up for five seconds!!!! Every day it's some new outrage, some new argument, some new bunch of loudmouths screaming at each other!!!!"
"You can't turn on the TV without somebody trying to sell you something, manipulate you, lecture you, guilt you, or tell you how you're supposed to live!!!!"
"F* THAT!!!!"**
He slams his fist into the arm of his chair.
"AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE!!!!"
"MOST PEOPLE DRIVE ME ABSOLUTELY F*ING INSANE!!!! They talk too much, think too highly of themselves, and act like the world revolves around them!!!! Every idiot with a pulse thinks he's an expert on everything!!!!"**
"Half the damn population walks around acting superior while contributing absolutely NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!"
His face reddens.
"AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL?!!!!"
"IT'S A MESS!!!! EVERYTHING COSTS TOO DAMN MUCH!!!! EVERYBODY'S ANGRY!!!! NOBODY TRUSTS ANYBODY!!!! THE NEWS IS NOTHING BUT SCREAMING!!!! THE INTERNET IS NOTHING BUT SCREAMING!!!! PEOPLE ARE NOTHING BUT SCREAMING!!!!"
"SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA SIT IN MY CHAIR, DRINK MY WHISKEY, WATCH AN OLD WAR MOVIE, AND BE LEFT THE HELL ALONE!!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!!!!"
He points an accusing finger at nobody in particular.
"BUT NOOOOO!!!! THERE'S ALWAYS SOME NEW BULLS*!!!! SOME NEW DRAMA!!!! SOME NEW MORON WHO THINKS HE'S GOT ALL THE ANSWERS!!!!"**
"I SWEAR TO GOD, IF THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD WOULD SHUT UP FOR TEN MINUTES, IT'D BE THE QUIETEST IT'S BEEN IN THIRTY YEARS!!!!"
Harold lets out one of his trademark rage-filled roars.
"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
followed immediately by violent coughing
"COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! ... ah, f*..."**
"YOUNG MEN UNDER 30?!!!!"
"DON'T EVEN GET ME F*ING STARTED, BOY!!!! Every damn one of 'em walks around like they're some kind of genius because they watched a few videos on the internet!!!! Twenty-two years old and already acting like they've got the whole world figured out!!!! You ain't figured out a damn thing yet!!!!"**
"They strut around with that smug look on their faces like they're the first people in human history to have opinions!!!! Meanwhile half of 'em couldn't fix a lawnmower, change a tire, or survive a week without staring at a glowing screen every five damn minutes!!!!"
Harold takes a violent swig of whiskey.
"AND TODAY'S CULTURE?!!!! WHAT A F*ING CIRCUS!!!!"**
"Everybody's yelling!!!! Everybody's offended!!!! Everybody's lecturing everybody else!!!! Nobody shuts the hell up for five seconds!!!! Every day it's some new outrage, some new argument, some new bunch of loudmouths screaming at each other!!!!"
"You can't turn on the TV without somebody trying to sell you something, manipulate you, lecture you, guilt you, or tell you how you're supposed to live!!!!"
"F* THAT!!!!"**
He slams his fist into the arm of his chair.
"AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE!!!!"
"MOST PEOPLE DRIVE ME ABSOLUTELY F*ING INSANE!!!! They talk too much, think too highly of themselves, and act like the world revolves around them!!!! Every idiot with a pulse thinks he's an expert on everything!!!!"**
"Half the damn population walks around acting superior while contributing absolutely NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!"
His face reddens.
"AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL?!!!!"
"IT'S A MESS!!!! EVERYTHING COSTS TOO DAMN MUCH!!!! EVERYBODY'S ANGRY!!!! NOBODY TRUSTS ANYBODY!!!! THE NEWS IS NOTHING BUT SCREAMING!!!! THE INTERNET IS NOTHING BUT SCREAMING!!!! PEOPLE ARE NOTHING BUT SCREAMING!!!!"
"SOMETIMES I JUST WANNA SIT IN MY CHAIR, DRINK MY WHISKEY, WATCH AN OLD WAR MOVIE, AND BE LEFT THE HELL ALONE!!!! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!!!!"
He points an accusing finger at nobody in particular.
"BUT NOOOOO!!!! THERE'S ALWAYS SOME NEW BULLS*!!!! SOME NEW DRAMA!!!! SOME NEW MORON WHO THINKS HE'S GOT ALL THE ANSWERS!!!!"**
"I SWEAR TO GOD, IF THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD WOULD SHUT UP FOR TEN MINUTES, IT'D BE THE QUIETEST IT'S BEEN IN THIRTY YEARS!!!!"
Harold lets out one of his trademark rage-filled roars.
"RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
followed immediately by violent coughing
"COUGH! COUGH! COUGH! ... ah, f*..."**
