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These are REAL stories. Warning: Suifuel
1. Girl was showing my textmessages around
So back in college there was this girl. We were in the same study group that's why we knew each other. She was showing interest in me, so I thought that I had a chance. We were texting alot. She even texted me first most of the time. I thought that I might have a chance. This was back when phones didn't have internet and people were still textmessaging via SMS. Every SMS cost me 20 cents. I wasted 50 dollars a month on texting with this girl because I kinda fell in love with her and thought that I had a chance.
Turns out: She was showing my text messages around to her friends and they were all laughing behind my back. I only found out about this because some other bitch asked me why I send such cringy texts. I asked her how she knew what I text and she told me that this other girl was showing around my textmessages.
I felt sad.
2. Crush literally started crying and ran away after I confessed my feelings
This was also back in college. She was in the same study group as me that's why we were talking sometimes and exchanged numbers. I developed a massive crush on her and started to make moves, talk to her more often, text her etc. A college party came up. She wanted to talk to me. She asked me "Wtf is wrong with you? Do you have a crush on me?" I showed courage and told her the truth, I said "Well, yes."
In exactly that moment, she started crying and ran away.
Others were looking at me like I'm the devil for making a girl cry. People wtfed.
I felt sad.
3. Girl immeditaly jumped off bench when I was hopping on
It was another college party. There was this whore dancing on a bench. I was drunk and felt really good about myself so I also got up on the bench to dance next to her. She instantly jumped off.
I felt sad.
4. Girl was fake flirting with me to make her boyfriend jealous
This was back in high school. There was this girl in my class that I kinda liked, but she had a boyfriend who was also in the same class. I hated him and he hated me. Their relationship was crumbling, HE was about to end it.
One day on a school trip, shortly before we got on the bus, this whore came up to me and started getting flirty. She started playing with my hoodie, came close, talked sexual. I immediatly knew something was up. It immediatly clicked. Her boyfriend was approaching and she tried to make him jealous by getting flirty with the guy he hated (me).
She only wanted to use me.
I felt sad.
1. Girl was showing my textmessages around
So back in college there was this girl. We were in the same study group that's why we knew each other. She was showing interest in me, so I thought that I had a chance. We were texting alot. She even texted me first most of the time. I thought that I might have a chance. This was back when phones didn't have internet and people were still textmessaging via SMS. Every SMS cost me 20 cents. I wasted 50 dollars a month on texting with this girl because I kinda fell in love with her and thought that I had a chance.
Turns out: She was showing my text messages around to her friends and they were all laughing behind my back. I only found out about this because some other bitch asked me why I send such cringy texts. I asked her how she knew what I text and she told me that this other girl was showing around my textmessages.
I felt sad.
2. Crush literally started crying and ran away after I confessed my feelings
This was also back in college. She was in the same study group as me that's why we were talking sometimes and exchanged numbers. I developed a massive crush on her and started to make moves, talk to her more often, text her etc. A college party came up. She wanted to talk to me. She asked me "Wtf is wrong with you? Do you have a crush on me?" I showed courage and told her the truth, I said "Well, yes."
In exactly that moment, she started crying and ran away.
Others were looking at me like I'm the devil for making a girl cry. People wtfed.
I felt sad.
3. Girl immeditaly jumped off bench when I was hopping on
It was another college party. There was this whore dancing on a bench. I was drunk and felt really good about myself so I also got up on the bench to dance next to her. She instantly jumped off.
I felt sad.
4. Girl was fake flirting with me to make her boyfriend jealous
This was back in high school. There was this girl in my class that I kinda liked, but she had a boyfriend who was also in the same class. I hated him and he hated me. Their relationship was crumbling, HE was about to end it.
One day on a school trip, shortly before we got on the bus, this whore came up to me and started getting flirty. She started playing with my hoodie, came close, talked sexual. I immediatly knew something was up. It immediatly clicked. Her boyfriend was approaching and she tried to make him jealous by getting flirty with the guy he hated (me).
She only wanted to use me.
I felt sad.