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That one time I showed my pp to a foid

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I had to take a drug test and this one foid had to watch me take a leak. She was in her 50's so obviously not attractive in the slightest, yet I still got a boner because I was showing my MIC (Mediocre Incel Cock) to a foid finally.

It couldn't be more over for me. Even the thought of showing my MIC to an old hag gets me excited.

Guaranteed that I'm the only truecel on this site who has sank this low
 
You're not alone
 
I had to take a drug test and this one foid had to watch me take a leak. She was in her 50's so obviously not attractive in the slightest, yet I still got a boner because I was showing my MIC (Mediocre Incel Cock) to a foid finally.

It couldn't be more over for me. Even the thought of showing my MIC to an old hag gets me excited.

Guaranteed that I'm the only truecel on this site who has sank this low
How did she react?
 
I would fuck a 50 year old foid easily :feelsrope:
 
The only time a foid has seen my dick is when I was in this shitty pru school
there was only a single room for the toilet in the whole building and the lock was shitty

I was in there pissing and then this annoying fat whore came in as I was putting my dick away and we both kind of just looked at each other for a second and then she just said sorry and left

Later on she said she “didn’t see anything”
But she definitely did
she probably thought I would be embarrassed about it but I didnt really care

Im guessing she told everyone in the class about it but idk for sure
She would always tell everyone in the class stories about her being a whore and all the guys shes fucked so I don’t see why she would keep that to herself She yapped constantly and craved attention so its not like Shes the type of Person to not tell anyone
 
Naw, I'm 6'2" with a 51 inch chest. You know a big, athletic dude. I got a 5 incher. In the USA.... That's like having a 3 incher everywhere else. I'm super duper ALPHA PRIMED dickpilled.
 
Naw, I'm 6'2" with a 51 inch chest. You know a big, athletic dude..
unimpressed the office GIF
 
Kek
Chads.is everyone
 
Naw, I'm 6'2" with a 51 inch chest. You know a big, athletic dude. I got a 5 incher. In the USA.... That's like having a 3 incher everywhere else. I'm super duper ALPHA PRIMED dickpilled.
bp or nbp?
 
Naw, I'm 6'2" with a 51 inch chest. You know a big, athletic dude. I got a 5 incher. In the USA.... That's like having a 3 incher everywhere else. I'm super duper ALPHA PRIMED dickpilled.
i think ur larping
 
I thought you meant profile pic
 
Should’ve started stroking in front of her.
 
Naw, I'm 6'2" with a 51 inch chest. You know a big, athletic dude. I got a 5 incher. In the USA.... That's like having a 3 incher everywhere else. I'm super duper ALPHA PRIMED dickpilled.
Angry Stare GIF by King of Boys
 
No other words, other than that is fucking brutal

Like, holy moly mang.
 
I had to take a drug test and this one foid had to watch me take a leak. She was in her 50's so obviously not attractive in the slightest, yet I still got a boner because I was showing my MIC (Mediocre Incel Cock) to a foid finally.

It couldn't be more over for me. Even the thought of showing my MIC to an old hag gets me excited.

Guaranteed that I'm the only truecel on this site who has sank this low
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