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SuicideFuel [story time]Just had to walk away from 2 escorts in a row because they didnt look like their photos. What a shit evening.

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Just had to walk away from 2 escorts in a row because they didnt look like their photos.


1st one was £60 for 30 mins and in the photos she was slim, black hair, tan, lingerie and stockings, looked sexy

got there and she was overweight, not tanned, no lingerie or stockings, kinda ugly, no ass

I immediately had a disappointed look on my face and i think she knew..

i said can i see your body, like take off ur clothes

and she kept saying "idk... this is dodgy"

and she eventually did it and she was overweight and looked nothing like the photos

i kept saying she doesnt look like the photos

and she looked so ashamed as she took off her clothes to reveal her chubby body lol

and then i just went off







2nd one i called like 20 escorts after that and agnecies and no one answered until 1 rang me back so i picked the one i wanted and it was £80 for 30 mins this time but the girl was giga sex appeal maxxed in the photos

then i got there and she pulled up in some blacked out car and i just stood there outside the shop smiling

and there was guys standing around too and i knew they knew what i was doing lul

then she walked us to the hotel and the elevator

and we got in the elevator and had small talk

she was romanian or hungarian i forgot

and i noticed she had an avatar nose

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and way overfilled lips

but idc shes still tanned, black hair, cute, fashionmaxxed, sexy, brought toys, lingerie, stockings, so i thought fuck it

then in the elevator i said does this include kissing

and she said no

and i said ok ill go home then

and we pressed the 0 botton to go back down

and then she said ur paying the cancellation fee

and i said "no im not"

and then she started saying stuff like yea you are, you pay the drivers fee

(brutal when i think about it cos i wasted the drivers time, her time, and they probably paid for the hotel lul)

then she said stuff like "do girls kiss you?" and she was trying to chat shit but as she was talking everything went slow motion in the elevator

and all i could see was her massive overdone filler lips

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blabbering and i was just admiring the botchedness while she was talking in her shitty accent

then i just walked to my car

she didnt get me to pay any fee, i sat there for a sec then drove off

thought the driver was gonna come try fuck me up or something so iw as a bit shook admittedly

but i had a fat knife in my pocket so i wouldve been alright

then i texted the number this

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what a disgusting attitude she had... £80 and i dont even get a kiss wtf

fuck that shit

ill just wait until friday when my favourite escort is available



wasted evening but at least i made 2 escorts feel insecure and wasted their time and money hopefully, and weeded out shit escorts

also i bet 9/10 of you pussys would just go along with the chubby bitch or go along with no kissing
 
wasted evening but at least i made 2 escorts feel insecure and wasted their time and money hopefully, and weeded out shit escorts
that's even better than chadfish tbh but i would still fucked the second one tbh
 
that's even better than chadfish tbh but i would still fucked the second one tbh
yea i kinda wish i did now cos she was sex appeal maxxed but if she wasnt allowing kissing i doubt shed let me do fun stuff and have freedom to do what i wanna do w her
 
you didn’t read reviews did you?
 
I hate false advertisers. You did good canceling and not paying the fake girl.

:feelsYall:
 
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Pampered eurofags complaining about $80 escorts meanwhile in America its 150+ for puss
 
1st one was £60 for 30 mins
is this normal price in the UK?

here it is 100 euros minimum for 30 minutes and 200 euros minimum for 1 hour

ill just wait until friday when my favourite escort is available
how often do you go?

and then i just went off
you didn't say anything?

also i bet 9/10 of you pussys would just go along with the chubby bitch or go along with no kissing
customers really need to walk out if fake photos. but that kissing part must be asked before booking. most here don't do it and for some it is extra money. if it is not mentioned and agreed, it isn't typically included. i am surprised the men let you go without paying anything.
 
Minimum wage
that isn't relavant at all, you low intelligence being. what is relevant is the average income level of the country. the usa is much higher income than eu average
 
Pampered eurofags complaining about $80 escorts meanwhile in America its 150+ for puss
you know there are MANY european countries where the minimum monthly wage is like 200-300 us dollars or even less. Moldova's monthly minimum wage is 176 euros and many escorts here are Moldovan.
 
you know there are MANY european countries where the minimum monthly wage is like 200-300 us dollars or even less. Moldova's monthly minimum wage is 176 euros and many escorts here are Moldovan.
Who gives a shit escort cuck kys
 
Streethookers are more beauty than these online whores, pr a whore house
 
Prob woulda gone with the chubby one 'cause her showing obvious insecurity like that would have made me feel more comfortable with her. Just being honest.
 
is this normal price in the UK?

here it is 100 euros minimum for 30 minutes and 200 euros minimum for 1 hour
no its a bit more expensive more like 60-100 but i find a nice cheap agency

how often do you go?
maybe like once a month wbu

you didn't say anything?
nah she just looked like she was gonna cry and went on her phone and i just walked off and slightly muttered u just look so different from the pics
 
customers really need to walk out if fake photos. but that kissing part must be asked before booking. most here don't do it and for some it is extra money. if it is not mentioned and agreed, it isn't typically included. i am surprised the men let you go without paying anything.
ah maybe that was my bad then i shouldve asked beforehand. and yeah lol but what are they gonna do when ive got a fat knife in my pocket
 
why would you even want to kiss an escort unless you are a literal cuck
 
Escort cucks are giving free money and attention to these useless foids. Escort cucks should be banned. Plus you can clearly see in the messages that they are making fun of their clients and see them as pathetic failure, and yet you keep coming back and giving them free money. I hate escort cucks.
 

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