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Base Price is $1,049.00 before taxes. Controller not included.

Valve really is the new Apple.
 
Bro valve bro the consoomers bro think about the consoomers bro, gaben this is really not based not keyed at all, valve not my favorite pro-consoomer corporation
 
OUTRAGEOUS pricing. who is buying this
 
The ram bro, the ram.
 
The ram bro, the ram.
Thats probably why it is so much. Makes me wonder how expensive the PS6 or new xbox will be...
 
pc component market is fucked
 
They should go back to the era of like 6th and 7th gen where there was very low ram but graphics still looked good. The only reason a console would need 16 gigs is because devs cant optimize for shit. Graphics from ps3 and graphics now don't look LEAGUES different but the ps3 had abysmal ram im pretty sure about 256 mb and now we need consoles with 16 gig. why??
 
I think everyone realizes the price for this was going to be 800$-1000$ ram and nand prices are ridiculous.
 
>512 gb storage

:feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
 
They should go back to the era of like 6th and 7th gen where there was very low ram but graphics still looked good. The only reason a console would need 16 gigs is because devs cant optimize for shit. Graphics from ps3 and graphics now don't look LEAGUES different but the ps3 had abysmal ram im pretty sure about 256 mb and now we need consoles with 16 gig. why??
Because FXAA and UE5.

"Is this niggerliscious? Is this niggerlicious, or is this divine intellect? Is this too much voodoo for our purposes?"

Niggers don't ask themselves these questions anymore and this is the result.
 
Because FXAA and UE5.

"Is this niggerliscious? Is this niggerlicious, or is this divine intellect? Is this too much voodoo for our purposes?"

Niggers don't ask themselves these questions anymore and this is the result.
I hate ue5. i hate ue4 too it sucked just as much. i miss when devs had custom engines actually. much better
 
I hate ue5. i hate ue4 too it sucked just as much. i miss when devs had custom engines actually. much better
We went to the moon with PS1 CPUs and shit, but nowadays 64GB of RAM is not enough to run Fat Nigger Troon 2 cuz the minimum req is 128, JFL at this stupid PC market
 
This is made for e-girls who don't know shit about specs so the price makes sense
 
I got a notification for this from the steam app, im happy and I think it will help linux
 
I hate ue5. i hate ue4 too it sucked just as much. i miss when devs had custom engines actually. much better
Eu5 really bad and overcomplicated, but eu4 was so good, easy enough for low IQ monkeys to understand and addictive
 
No controller is fucking disgusting at that price. The downfall of Valve can't come soon enough.
 
Tbh I'm just happy that the linux gaming market is increasing. Valve basically saved linux gaming by introducing steam deck.

Unfortunately, we now live in a clown world, where a 16gb rtx 5060 costs close to 600€, more than a ps5.
 
Kicked out from the dating market due to my looks and now I'm priced out from the gaming hobby due to being poor
Sub5 can't have shit
 
Kicked out from the dating market due to my looks and now I'm priced out from the gaming hobby due to being poor
Sub5 can't have shit
Same, we "live" in the darkest times
 
Hopefully steam will start to fall apart they started and made mainstream many of the bad aspects of gaming.
Bro valve bro the consoomers bro think about the consoomers bro, gaben this is really not based not keyed at all, valve not my favorite pro-consoomer corporation
Get excited for next product
They should go back to the era of like 6th and 7th gen where there was very low ram but graphics still looked good. The only reason a console would need 16 gigs is because devs cant optimize for shit. Graphics from ps3 and graphics now don't look LEAGUES different but the ps3 had abysmal ram im pretty sure about 256 mb and now we need consoles with 16 gig. why??
True many games are extremely unoptimised and pit the burden on consumers to ‘figure it out’.
Kicked out from the dating market due to my looks and now I'm priced out from the gaming hobby due to being poor
Sub5 can't have shit
I cant imagine buying a new pc or pc parts since nfts became a thing and Ai made me crawl back to consols.
 
OUTRAGEOUS pricing. who is buying this
It is, unfortunately, very realistic pricing in this market. If anyone is to blame it is NVIDIA, AMD and Micron and such. Especially the RAM manufacturers have been caught at least two times? price fixing and such. Heard something like it from Gamers Nexus.
The ram bro, the ram.
Yeah, 16 Gb is a hard sell, but for me the system is pointless anyway. Not interested in it, even if it would have cost 500$.
Thats probably why it is so much. Makes me wonder how expensive the PS6 or new xbox will be...
Does not make me wonder because Microslop has already announced, afaik, that the next console will cost around 1000$.
They should go back to the era of like 6th and 7th gen where there was very low ram but graphics still looked good. The only reason a console would need 16 gigs is because devs cant optimize for shit. Graphics from ps3 and graphics now don't look LEAGUES different but the ps3 had abysmal ram im pretty sure about 256 mb and now we need consoles with 16 gig. why??
And you are ABSOLUTELY correct. Look at the developers from the olden days and compare them to modern devs. Modern devs are all about show whilst OG devs are all about getting the job done.

I will link an example of exceptional developers who did magic on the PSOne.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izxXGuVL21o



View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSHj5UKSylk


These dudes look ordinary, but they have not invested countless hours in their style. Instead they were most likely passionate codercels, actual codercels, unlike the modern scum.
I think everyone realizes the price for this was going to be 800$-1000$ ram and nand prices are ridiculous.
Obviousely, if you weren't living under a rock for the past year or more you'd have not even been surprised.
>512 gb storage

:feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
Tbh, I used to cruise with a HDD with just 320 Gb in total for almost ten years. I just used the space efficiently and did not hoard a bunch of porn, movies and games which I rarely played.
Because FXAA and UE5.

"Is this niggerliscious? Is this niggerlicious, or is this divine intellect? Is this too much voodoo for our purposes?"

Niggers don't ask themselves these questions anymore and this is the result.
UE5 is garbage because of DLSS5 being backed in, afaik.
UE4 is actually good if used correctly. The problem even in its day was that most devs were not capable of using it properly, which is why you see so many UE4 games having these microstutters. They do not fully understand the workings of the UE4 engine, from what I have read.
Basically, stupid devs and or not enough time to get into it.
I hate ue5. i hate ue4 too it sucked just as much. i miss when devs had custom engines actually. much better
Nowadays it is all about the money. Mark my words, it will only get worse.
If you know anything about the "Enter the dragonfly" disaster and what went on behind the scenes, you'd understand how ruthless the industrie was even back then.

Tbh, being a developer for a major studio, working with a major publisher sounded like nightmare fuel, even back then, to me. You have to be a die hard codercel to go through that shit.
We went to the moon with PS1 CPUs and shit, but nowadays 64GB of RAM is not enough to run Fat Nigger Troon 2 cuz the minimum req is 128, JFL at this stupid PC market
You are correct. Just look at Driver 1&2. A full open world driving game with pretty realistic driving physics, NPCs, traffic and the ability to leave the car even, on a system as weak as the PSOne is a sight to behold.
I suspect that nowadays it is a mixture of incompetent developers, much tighter time constraints and maybe even collusion with hardware manufacturers / chip manufacturers to force gamers to upgrade more often, thus spend more money, more often.
No controller is fucking disgusting at that price. The downfall of Valve can't come soon enough.
What dud you expect at the current market?
Tbh I'm just happy that the linux gaming market is increasing. Valve basically saved linux gaming by introducing steam deck.

Unfortunately, we now live in a clown world, where a 16gb rtx 5060 costs close to 600€, more than a ps5.
Yeah, that is a good thing, for linuxcels.
 
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I am in fact currently sparing my best hardware and cruising on low end stuff with DDR3 at just 1333 MHz and an APU.

It is what it is.

Check this out.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3k-XkMcE1c

I recently started using a 12-core Xeon E5 V3 with 16GB 1600 MHz DDR3 in quad-channel. In multi-threaded applications and newer games, it's surprisingly powerful despite it's age and low IPC compared to Zen 2+ or Intel equivalent.
 
I recently started using a 12-core Xeon E5 V3 with 16GB 1600 MHz DDR3 in quad-channel. In multi-threaded applications and newer games, it's surprisingly powerful despite it's age and low IPC compared to Zen 2+ or Intel equivalent.
Good, that is if you can get DDR3 for a reasonable price.
 
That's just what is costs to buy SSDs and RAM now.

Fuck AI bros.
 
Found this over at cuckit.


"We recently interviewed Valve, and this quote stood out from a hardware pricing perspective:

"Obviously, if you just don’t have the budget for it, you don’t have the budget for any real gaming PC at that point." "

These arrogant niggers holy shit.
 
When I saw the price I thought they must be joking because only retards would buy this.
 

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