JFL Stacy will clean up Chad diarrhea

[bodhisattvacel]

A chad friend of mine told me this story (far too proudly) and it made me want to rope.

He went over to Stacy's house one evening after they'd been out for dinner, and as always happens Stacy couldn't hold herself away from Chad cock so they started having sex. Unfortunately, the food from earlier did not sit so well with Mr. Chad, and mid-sex he proceeded to leak shit onto the bedsheets (he told me he thought he was just farting but it turns out he was spraying droplets everywhere and dribbling more substantial bits out). Stacy notices and instead of reacting like a normal human would when shit is decorating your bedsheets, she comforts Chad and asks how he's feeling, after which SHE goes and puts everything in the wash and remakes the bed.

At this point I was already in disbelief but after this Stacy did not tell him to immediately wash himself, instead she sucked him off in the bathroom BEFORE he cleaned his poopy asshole. Only after this did Chad shower.

Incels are gross but Chad's festering, diarrhea covered anus is much better right? JFL they will NEVER love you like this

 

[wasted12years]

Foids are often obsessed with poop. Alot of foids kiss their dogs on the mouth after the dogs eaten shit.

 

[Robo_Cope]

JFL they will NEVER love you like this

 

[bodhisattvacel]

Yikes, looks like you need to work on your hygiene inkwell.

Everyone knows that being 6'3 makes you naturally repel all bacteria and dirt, silly inkwell

 

[Incedel]

Foids are often obsessed with poop. Alot of foids kiss their dogs on the mouth after the dogs eaten shit.

yup if anything the vague sent of shit probably turned her on, reminded her of FIDO

 

[Izayacel]

hahaha kek gendar .

and we are the supposed bad / dirty ones. Sure shit .

 

[Friezacel]

What the fuck did i just read

 

[ClinicallyDeformed]

How the fuck can you be friend with a chad to begin with jfl, go er ffs. In GTA ofc.

 

[Maladjusted Jerk]

If chads can get away with crime then they can certainly get away with shitting the bed.

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

hahaha kek gendar .

and we are the supposed bad / dirty ones. Sure shit .

 

[A981]

A chad friend of mine told me this story (far too proudly) and it made me want to rope.

He went over to Stacy's house one evening after they'd been out for dinner, and as always happens Stacy couldn't hold herself away from Chad cock so they started having sex. Unfortunately, the food from earlier did not sit so well with Mr. Chad, and mid-sex he proceeded to leak shit onto the bedsheets (he told me he thought he was just farting but it turns out he was spraying droplets everywhere and dribbling more substantial bits out). Stacy notices and instead of reacting like a normal human would when shit is decorating your bedsheets, she comforts Chad and asks how he's feeling, after which SHE goes and puts everything in the wash and remakes the bed.

At this point I was already in disbelief but after this Stacy did not tell him to immediately wash himself, instead she sucked him off in the bathroom BEFORE he cleaned his poopy asshole. Only after this did Chad shower.

Incels are gross but Chad's festering, diarrhea covered anus is much better right? JFL they will NEVER love you like this

 

[A981]

yup if anything the vague sent of shit probably turned her on, reminded her of FIDO

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

A chad friend of mine told me this story (far too proudly) and it made me want to rope.

He went over to Stacy's house one evening after they'd been out for dinner, and as always happens Stacy couldn't hold herself away from Chad cock so they started having sex. Unfortunately, the food from earlier did not sit so well with Mr. Chad, and mid-sex he proceeded to leak shit onto the bedsheets (he told me he thought he was just farting but it turns out he was spraying droplets everywhere and dribbling more substantial bits out). Stacy notices and instead of reacting like a normal human would when shit is decorating your bedsheets, she comforts Chad and asks how he's feeling, after which SHE goes and puts everything in the wash and remakes the bed.

At this point I was already in disbelief but after this Stacy did not tell him to immediately wash himself, instead she sucked him off in the bathroom BEFORE he cleaned his poopy asshole. Only after this did Chad shower.

Incels are gross but Chad's festering, diarrhea covered anus is much better right? JFL they will NEVER love you like this

I feel like I had a dream like this many years ago, maybe my brain is damaged due to the years LDARNEETING but I feel like I seen and heard this before many years ago

 

[mighty123]

Stacies treat those chads like some super humans, like they had super powers.

 

[FakeFakecel]

Yikes, looks like you need to work on your hygiene inkwell.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

Facts. Incels are berated for having "bad hygiene" meanwhile foids on reddit complain that their boyfriends don't take showers or even wipe.

Issa joke

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Facts. Incels are berated for having "bad hygiene" meanwhile foids on reddit complain that their boyfriends don't take showers or even wipe.

Issa joke

Hear hear.

 

[IncelKing]

these same bitches are telling us that our hygiene is the problem.

“Just take a showER, and girls will magically be attracted to you”

Meanwhile chad doesn’t even showER aftER litERally shitting himself, yet still gets his dirty cock sucked.

 

[lifefuel]

Meanwhile high-earning betamales beg for scraps of affection


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvo5i9r6TSo

 

[Japanese Detective]

women and men are subconsciously mildly interested in a little bit of scat

look at how popular ass eating is nowadays

 

[lifefuel]

Most women are low key scat fetishists...but it only for Premium-grade Chad Dookie™.

Spoiler

especially white women, white people are controlled by demonic parasites

 

[Soulflayer]

A chad friend of mine told me this story (far too proudly) and it made me want to rope.

He went over to Stacy's house one evening after they'd been out for dinner, and as always happens Stacy couldn't hold herself away from Chad cock so they started having sex. Unfortunately, the food from earlier did not sit so well with Mr. Chad, and mid-sex he proceeded to leak shit onto the bedsheets (he told me he thought he was just farting but it turns out he was spraying droplets everywhere and dribbling more substantial bits out). Stacy notices and instead of reacting like a normal human would when shit is decorating your bedsheets, she comforts Chad and asks how he's feeling, after which SHE goes and puts everything in the wash and remakes the bed.

At this point I was already in disbelief but after this Stacy did not tell him to immediately wash himself, instead she sucked him off in the bathroom BEFORE he cleaned his poopy asshole. Only after this did Chad shower.

Incels are gross but Chad's festering, diarrhea covered anus is much better right? JFL they will NEVER love you like this

LARP.

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

Sex-havers are degenerate, filthy (quite literally) and subhuman. Water is wet, curries are brown.

 

[Aquiline]

this made me kek too hard

 

[Aquiline]

What the fuck did i just read

 

[zerozerozero]

LARP.

and?? even if this story is made up this is still the brutal reality of foid-chad relations

 

[Linesnap99]

vile

 

[Loner94]

It's no exaggeration either stacy will literally et chads shit for dinner. It's amazing the powers that have been bestowed upon chad holy fuck.

 

[prajeet88]

Worst I've seen is racist chadlite+ get laid with Indian "stacy" at a party I was at. Dude was my workmate and says racist shit about Asians and Indians all the time. This Indian stacy (becky by western standards) basically jumped him, ignoring me entirely.

 

[nystagmuscel]

Yikes, looks like you need to work on your hygiene inkwell.