7.
Quicksilver
I mean... why? why would you even?
8.
Unknown
Long story short, how dare you sir.
10.
Jim
Ah, the old "I care so little I will write a manifesto about it" play.
45.
Laughingdog
Dude should go back on his meds.
59.
jijijeac
wow. what a superman. dude wants us to believe he worked for the entire sillicon valley and is an accomplished musician and no one knows of him. What a modern day Superman!
73.
John Williams
Sounds like he can’t keep a job.
79.
Jon
You see, if there was a school textbook example on tl;dr... thats it right there. I'll read this by and by
97.
My Shield Is Disgust
tl;dr
MUTH BE NITHE
109.
Jonathon Davies
I made it to the third paragraph before giving up. Why are they always like this?
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NO GOOGLES December 03, 2020 12:45 PM
Also he's complaining about google surveillance... but guy, THIS IS A PUBLIC BLOG. Even if it wasn't on a google platform it's not like it would be some super secret home base kind of thing that only cool kids could find.
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dienw
Salt wrote:
He seems rather upset. Poor dear needs a cookie.
Better give him an Oreo.
124.
IncoherentM
Reminds me of the GIF of the character beating himself to a bloody pulp hammering his hands then head into the keyboard. You can literally see the rage in the text. The "totally unexpected wall of text" gave me a good laugh too.
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Caesar Rodney
How... how dare you. SIR. How absolutely dare you.
159.
Captain Barnacles
I read the entire thing. It was hilarious.
I would like to see more of this.
166.
Fellow Traveler
'excerpt'
179.
Baldwin Bear
“How dare you” - The Post
193.
Jack Amok
I figured he was a millennial yesterday, but remembered Boomers love the shift key. The text effects read millennial to me. Gen X would never type like that.
I think only a Boomer would call someone a "cuss".
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Ervin Huntley
Why are they always "deeming" things?
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mrpinks
I have a burger king crown for him... where do I send it?